Leave Me Alone I Know What I'm Doing

Despite what it says, I really don't know what I am doing

[lesbianshepard]

Just heard a customer two aisles over go “Hey, I think this is that special glass that doesn’t shatter when you drop it” followed by the sound of shattering glass. I hate retail.

[softiesuggestion]

just thinking about you makes me so happy

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your bed is a wireless charger that takes anywhere from 5-10 hours depending on the model of human.

[stars-bean]

“Eleanor Roosevelt said that.” “Yes. Another special lady, like yourself.”

The Princess Diaries (2001) dir. Garry Marshall

[dethalbumll]

some days you’re just the squashed nutrigrain bar that exists at the bottom of every purse or bookbag

[biglawbear]

You’re right no matter what I look like I’m still a snack and people are always grateful when they realize I’m there thank you for the inspiration post

[kibumkim]

yall always say “but go off i guess” when ur blatantly wrong about something and its fucking hilarious

[antiandrogen]

iconic

[olearypoetry]

[toastbutteregg]

[dominikthemenace]

Facial hair🤪💖💖

[favorite-fighting-frenchman]

theatre productions about teenagers be like: *puts 30 year old man in a hoodie*

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

then on the other hand you’ve got college theater

*puts a 19-year-old in a sweater vest* BEHOLD, A DAD

[willyfarquarsons]

[ambermaitrejean]

[routins-bye-deactivated20200724]

i am made of 50% love 50% utter and complete idiocy

[forlikeminded]

Ralph & Russo | Haute Couture | Fall 2016

[hozieredits]

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[racingliners]

Tag yourself Well Done Baku edition: I’m Lando Norris calling Racing Point and Alfa Romeo Force India and Sauber in his Channel 4 interview

[marcelskittel]

Baku might be a heartbreaking shitstormTM, but the most heartbreaking part of it all is Nico Rosberg’s temporary ban from the F1 paddock.

[rain-in-five]

What for?!

[marcelskittel]

In China he gave his exclusive champions-only paddock pass to his photographer so that he could shoot some photo’s on the grid of the 1000th grand prix. The pass was for Nico’s personal use only, and the FOM wasn’t very happy about it.

They haven’t really officially banned him, he’s just “not welcome” in Baku and probably Barcelona as well. According to several articles he will be allowed back in the paddock during the Monaco GP.