what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck
fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock
Don’t forget about this one.

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what, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck
fuck whatever fake-ass feral aesthetic you guys are cultivating, this guy has it on lock
Don’t forget about this one.
Wow
that’s the kind of thing I like to see
he’s not even mad he just sits back down
you wet idiot
Godspeed you! wet idiot
precisely the correct music for this wet animal creature
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD
Someone call Netflix
Ten Major Artists:
Wong Wong & Lulu
Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait
Pepper’s self-portrait
Tiger the spontaneous reductionist
Misty goes off the wall
Minnie, the abstract expressionist
Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.
Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch
Smokey at work
Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.
Princess, the elemental fragmentist
Charlie, the peripheral realist
this literally makes me so happy
Aaron Earned An Iron Urn
@dooleyfunny | IG
“Damn what the fuck? we really talk like that?!”
“Mmhmm”
I like how it cuts out right before he says “fuck Aaron”
when meryl streep updates her own meme 🗣🙌🏻
i just saw my cousin on tinder can i die shes gonna know i’m gay
WAIT THAT MEANS
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh...hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
polar opposite of this post
guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way
wait what’s the difference?
one you can use in the oven safely and the other you can also use in the oven if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire
One thing I’ve learned in life, if you act really self-assured and confident you can pretty much get away with anything.
For example, I’ve watched someone walk on to a plane with no passport. Just walked right on.
Once walked out of a dude’s house with a pair of his pants slung over my shoulder. Did all the usual eye-contact, saying-goodbye movements and noises, just… while stealing his pants. He did not notice.
I told my English teacher that she graded my final paper(I did not turn one in) and that she told me it was well written. She scrambled 3 days trying to find the nonexistent paper, then apologized to me for losing it and gave me a 96%. Confidence is key
my dad’s mate just walked out of a shop with a canoe and didn’t get questioned
Humans are like bees: if they sense you’re an intruder all hell will break loose, but if you get inside the hive they just assume you belong there. Be confident.
Bee confident
I got a job by calling a company and saying that i was calling back to set up a time for my interview. When they said they couldn’t find my resume, in said that’s fine, I’ll bring an extra copy with me tomorrow in case you can’t find it. What time would you like me to come in, I’m free at 1pm? I was told the person didn’t work tomorrow and they didn’t know if the other HR person was open, I said that’s fine, I’ll call back after double check my schedule for next week.
The next day, I showed up at 1pm with resume in hand, told them I was there for my 1p appointment and of course was told that the person I talked to wasn’t there. So I just said that’s fine, I don’t mind if the other person in HR interviews me, and if they need, I can wait for a while. I don’t have any other interviews today.
So of course the other person shows up and says they didn’t have a note about an appointment and they can’t even find a copy of my resume and would I like to reschedule? I just handed them a copy of my resume and told them today’s fine, lead the way.
And they did. They read my resume as they walked back to the office to interview me, told me I looked a little overqualified, and said yes, but this is where I want to work. Ground floor on a company about to blow up? Hell yes.
So we got through the interview process and he said that they weren’t actually hiring until next week, but that I was in. So I handed him my id and social security card and said great, let’s fill the paperwork out now, one thing less to worry about later. So he did. Once the papers were signed I pointed to the number of people in the tech support queue and offered to jump in even though I didn’t have any log in creds, and was told they do four hours of shadowing for anyone before they answer calls, so I offered to get that out of the way too, if of course it wasn’t a hassle to get me in the system.
He set me up to shadow a tech, and by the time I left I had four hours on the clock. The next day I literally showed up to work for 8 hours. For the first two weeks I didn’t have a schedule. It wasn’t until they hired the next batch of people they realized I was just coming and going as I pleased.
So, they gave me a schedule, and I showed up to work an hour early and stayed an hour late for a year and a half before they asked me to curb my overtime, and it was only because I had gotten so many raises that the accounting people realized that I was getting a LOT more money than other employees.
(To be fair, I had been promoted twice)
Anyhow, that’s the story of how I got hired at the best job I ever had. Maybe sometime I’ll tell the story of how I gave myself the third promotion.
I like to watch videos by guys who do site security reviews. I.E. guys that multinational companies pay to try to break into their secure sites.
They universally say that 90% of the time all you need is four things. A safety visibility vest, a large metal clipboard (the kind that opens and can store papers inside), a lanyard with something that looks like an ID from somewhere, and a sort of bored not really my problem confidence.
The sort of attitude that says “Oh, i can’t come in? Ok I’ll take lunch early. Enjoy explaining this to your boss when you all get fined by the city.”
They will literally walk you into the security control room and give you keys to everything.
CHIPS GOT CHUBBY CHEEEEEEKS