Sword-Wielding Mandate to Follow Your Heart

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[hotvampireadjacent]

[krasnoarmeyets]

the author's barely disguised academic interest

[raccoonmilf]

Leopard print is a neutral

[meangirlnurse]

[frollosuggestions]

anywhere you go i'll Frollo you down

[wonderful-disney-recpies]

Frollo me down to the Los Angeles County Child Support Services office you fucking decrepit leech your son needs shoes

[youtubebest]

[crazysodomite]

my new poker strat: start tearing up after looking at my cards no matter what i got

[creamycuppy]

when i checked in to the hotel they gave me a free cookie, as is customary at this chain, and she let me know “you can ask for as many as you want” (didn’t tell me this last time) — “but, ehh, we wouldn’t want you to have a tummy full of cookies, would we? tsk tsk”

???!!!

[creamycuppy]

like first of all… yes we do!!!!

[pocketss]

Ummm she's literally sensitive :/

[bgm05]

I feel my kidneys vibrate at night when I sleep like a princess

[cryptotheism]

[elexecution]

if i was famous i would add myself to the notable bisexual wikipedia page and then post something on my instagram story about how my fans are so parasocial

[anteultimate]

i have a sexual technique where i touch the penis

[feldfrog]

The Dow Jones moved on the Z-axis for the first time recently.

“It’s coming right at us!!”

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[magiiccats]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

drinking and smoking marijuana in public in front of children

[deadelated]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i dont play candy crush…..or bust a nut