Sword-Wielding Mandate to Follow Your Heart

My views do not reflect those of my employer Self-employed

[hotvampireadjacent]

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the average person is literally ten times worse than satan

[neopianangst]

[cybercerealkiller]

person who has never heard of misogyny voice: "if you think men have privilege over women you have a brain disease"

[sexboobomb]

People talking like OOP pretty clearly haven't yet internalized "trans men are men" as a categorical fact. I don't think trans men specifically are an oppressor class, I think that all men are part of an oppressor class, and trans men are men and thus categorically included in that.

It's in the same vein as people refusing to accept that trans women experience real genuine misogyny as women. Trans women are women who happen to be trans, just as trans men are men who happen to be trans.

[syzygynephile]

Me, trying to impress my date with a display of my boundless humility: I would like to order one single, solitary crumb.

Waitress taking my order: Such arrogance! Not only do you presume to boast under the guise of being humble, but your order employs the most decadent of linguistic excesses - the tautology!

My date, who until recently thought "tautology" referred to the study of tensile strengths and upon learning her mistake compensated by reading through its Wikipedia article: That would be more correctly identified as a "pleonasm".

The editor I hired to curate my posts who styles himself as a sort of scheming court advisor: My liege, this one is getting away from us. The punchline loses much of its impact when the rest of the joke is derailed by this increasingly self-indulgent meta humour. Were it up to me, your Grace, which of course it is not, I would cut the others and leave myself as the only supporting character. You need noone else, Your Majesty...

My card: Declines

[oonpy]

Keep in mind I do some blogging while walking at active crowded roads

[bigtimetommy]

[pmamtraveller]

Detail from “The Fall of the Rebel Angels” by Frans Floris, 1554

[aflo]

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

NEVER mix lala and yumyum

[gaystation4]

[godkissedme]

[chipsprites]

[alovelywaytospendanevening]

Selection of original-run Doc and Raider comic strips (1987–1997).

Doc and Raider was created by cartoonist Sean Martin (1950–2020). The comic strip humorously depicts the daily life of a Canadian gay couple while addressing issues faced by the LGBT+ community.

[segamascott]

[wizardpotions]

[vrtualdreamgirl]

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

[norahsdove]

Statistically speaking I have more or less never seen a movie in my life

[bippus]

Flubber?

[norahsdove]

I've never seen flubber.

[bippus]

Asshole