HxH, Jojo

[chrollosbookmark]

This is the only day you can reblog this

[chrollosbookmark]

[micdotcom]

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

how dare u reblog my posts but not follow me

[goodnightnautilus-deactivated20]

If you find a gold bar in a trash bag, will you take the whole trash can, or just the gold bar?

[robloxgf-deactivated20190515]

the fuck

[heimwehr-deactivated20190625]

cold af

[firstdegreeliberty]

*writes down time of death*

[frankocean]

-5

[bakwaaas]

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

[awwdorables]

French Bulldog argues bedtime

[cherryclit]

I AM TOO FILTHY TO WATCH SOMETHING AS PURE AS THIS

[iujoy-deactivated20210730]

@ghostsgf

[c00tiebreath]

HE WENT RIGHT TO SLEEP IM UGLY CRYING

[officialdankestmemes]

Lyrics: “Cocaine ruin your brain (ay), please don’t do cocaine (ay), cocaine ruin ruin your brain (what), please don’t do cocaine (ay)”

[the-pigeon-king]

This sounds like a man on cocaine

[ardnale]

Fammmm

[deadblogstopfollowingthis]

The one dude headbanging in support has me in tears

[enyehahteh]

I’ve been waiting for this shit to grace my dash again like a comet.

[curlytoms-deactivated20191110]

I CANNOT BREATHEKDW THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT IVE SEEN TODAY

[lordmogatron]

Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

[maxximoffed]

[daisyesque]

list of things that fuckin’ terrify me:

rejection

abandonment

disappointing others

[donpatch18]

[all-crabs-are-beautiful]

[javert-delacour]

[falllpoutboy]

can anybody find me….. somebody to dust

[t-ycho]

THERE WAS A SONG

RIGHT THERE FOR YOU WITH DUST IN THE TITLE

AND YET

[latex-salesman]

[literalforklift]

🎉🎉 HAPPY 1985 EVERYBODY!! 🎉🎉

[crashqueerz]

So.

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

this is the most powerful image on the internet.. reblog to join the circle

[yourbrothershotfriend]

Reblog to destroy all evil energies in your life

[wizardshark]

“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

[wizardshark]

they literally removed the audio plugin and called it a benefit that it can now only work with their arbitrary wireless headphones. They coloured the phones a pinky gold and sold it for twice as much.

This isn’t a drag against you this is a drag against apple, the company. Their products are price hiked to an insane, impossible degree. They aren’t selling you the product, they are selling you the superiority of being able to smugly say you have an iphone. 

They deliberately built up a culture of apple supremacy (especially as a class barrier but i aint even gonna go into that), and now people are making posts like “lmao android users have a bad camera” (they dont) or “lmao android users send bad snapchats” (the android version of snap is deliberately coded to force lower resolution images in order to, surprise, get people saying that exact thing to further encourage #iphoneculture)

Buy an iphone if you want lord knows I’ve bought frivolouss things but can you PLEASE recognize youre being deceived??? theyre playing you every single time you make a post about your iphone and buy into their culture to squeeze more and more money out of you and divide the market and inevitably the classes. 

[dogaholic-catholic-deactivated2]

If I ever don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

[roseerin-deactivated20181218]

The iphone stands as a testament to the power of brand loyalty. theres no qualitative reason to buy iphones. 

[mk-personal]

Look, I’m not one to deny Apple innovation when Jobs was still alive. But after he passed away, it felt like Apple just kept reproducing the same thing, except thinner.

I mean, for God’s sakes, Samsung is coming out with a flip smart phone, something ACTUALLY different.

[jesiecastro]

RIP Stephen Hillenburg. YOU WERE NUMBER ONE. 🍍