"Du bist wie deutsche Wrestler - schlimm genug"

| Chenny | 21 | ♀ | Germany | i take wrestling photos | i dont even know what this blog is anymore

[totheecore]

if low-rise pants have a million haters i am one of them . if low-rise pants have ten haters i am one of them. if low-rise pants have only one hater and that is me . if low-rise pants have no hater, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against high-waisted pants, i am against the world. i love #highwaistedpants till my last breath hope this helps

[shoyowo]

Some of you have never shipped a rare pair and it shows.

[professorsparklepants]

Some of you have never invented a rarepair, written the only fic for it, and then wallowed alone in your special mud pit of crack pairings and it shows

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags a band/artist you almost saw live but didn’t

[zarglepoetry]

[crittizen]

[crittizen]

[zepeli]

Poughkeepsie, 3/9/2019

[kyra-writes]

I got a clearer shot if ur interested

[zepeli]

WHAT lmao

[vulture-jack]

i legit forget that “aeiou” is how people write the vowels out sometimes and i see “aeiou” and my brain immediately goes the fuck off like AEYOU. AEYOU. EBRBRBRBRBRBRRBRBBRBRBRBRRB QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT  QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT  QUESTION MARK EXCLAMATION POINT

JOHN MADDEN

[pseudomantis]

violence

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

i like this evil post

[onlyonekenobi]

the two genders are “i no longer wish to be perceived” and “i have to be the most fuckable person at the grocery store”

[satyriconmp3]

[literallyaflame]

not to hop in on the Hottest Discourse but:

age gaps aren’t inherently bad between adults, but they are incredibly suspect in instances where one party has significantly more agency and experience due to their age. a thirty year old dating a forty year old, for instance, isn’t all that big a deal. but an eighteen year old should be VERY suspicious of a thirty year old wanting to get with them. they’ve had twelve years to establish themselves as an adult. an eighteen year old has had maybe a few months to do so.

i’m saying this as a person who briefly dated a thirty year old at age 19 (it wasn’t good lol), and also as a person with happily married parents who have a 12 year age gap. the difference is that my mom was in her thirties when she met my dad; she’d had plenty of time to find a career and a name for herself in the world.

stay safe, love urself, try to make good decisions but don’t beat yourself up if you’ve ever been the victim of an unbalanced or abusive relationship

[rednightmare18]

I need yall to understand that healthy 30 year olds look at 19-year-olds and see kids. Not in a demeaning way – but in a way that automatically removes that 19-year-old from romantic consideration. And even if you “look very mature for your age,” a healthy 30 year old will learn you are 19 and back out of that crush at 90 mph no matter how good your contour game is.

[sandersstudies]

Having ADHD is like just now I went to look up salmon recipes but suddenly I’m building a shelf

[sandersstudies]

The transition also came from a purely logical train of thought but that doesn’t mean it was correct

[sandersstudies]

I actually walked away from washing dishes because my train of thought went “I’m tired of cleaning dishes and I have to go to work soon and then I will have to come home and make dinner and I will be MORE tired” and then I thought “wait I can save myself being tired making dinner LATER if I simply put dinner in the slow cooker to cook NOW” and we have leftover salmon that will go bad if I don’t use it soon so I started googling salmon slow cooker recipes but halfway through I thought about how getting the slow cooker out is a hassle because there is never enough counter space and then I REMEMBERED I bought a shelf to put counter things to have more counter space but I’d left the box in the car so I went out and got the box and completely assembled a shelf but I still haven’t started dinner OR finished the dishes.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Hey OP, you are late for work now

[sandersstudies]

FUCK

[adhdtogether]

This is it.

This is exactly what an ADHD train of thought can look like. And I'd bet money that this happened in the span of about 10 seconds.

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

I think we're all grown up enough to admit that pink actually is a nice color and the only reason people ever convinced themselves it isn't is because girls, often young girls, like it

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

like, look at these

beautiful. showstopping. incredible. brilliant. lovely.

[favoritelatina]

I feel like I’m not connected to anyone in a deep level anymore

[hoganmary26]

Wаnnа liск Norene pussy?

[neyhaz]

[mosstronomy]

y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes it’s the lyrics, sometimes it’s a key change, sometimes it’s a long note, sometimes it’s something hard to explain!! i live for these lines tbh, sometimes i’ll listen to particular songs just to hear a specific line lmao

[henbayne]

[strangetrails--moved-deactivate]

[eurydizzy]

maybe it’s dumb but…….. love is stored in humans finding out we can make heart shapes with our hands in different ways and teaching it to each other and doodling hearts on your friend’s math homework and booping your nephew’s nose and saying i love you as a farewell and giving flowers meanings and holding hands and the heart eyes emoji and in each other