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this site definitely doesn't allow you to paste the link to any article blocked by a paywall (say, a NYT article) so that you can read it free of charge! that would be illegal and would benefit broke college students too much. it definitely does not do that. promise.

the-tired-tenor

So uh....some dude apparently recreated Adobe Photoshop feature-for-feature, for FREE, and it runs in your browser.

Anyway, fuck Adobe, and enjoy!

revretch

Oh damn this is REALLY good for gifs!!!!

bogleech

We are really in the future finally

picsthatmakeyougohmm

Blursed Bean

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figmentforms-the-human

THIS. ONE MILLION TIMES THIS.

I went to art school and had plenty of professors straight up tell me that everything I made was trash and I may as well take another path in life. I felt bad until one time I saw the kind of art that one of the super negative professors DID like and I was like. “Oh. I don’t even like what they’re trying to force me to make.” After that I felt better because art IS SUBJECTIVE and just because someone likes or dislikes it doesn’t assign it an absolute value.

Make what you enjoy. Share it if you wish to let others enjoy it too. Disregard assholes with nothing nice to say. You didn’t make it for them anyway.

doggosource

cowboyes

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bhujangan

Simple explanation of the bills that farmers in India are protesting - in TikTok form!

jaaneymann

hey non indians are encouraged to reblog this actually since what the indian government hates most is word of their terrible governing spreading outside of india!

everythingfox

“Umm honey, I’ll be late today. I’m stuck in traffic.”

(Source)

evilqueen1969

Ok. Not something I normally post but honestly… I just had to.

ritavonbees

there’s definitely at least ten ducks there

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breelandwalker

This used to be called “Auto Shop” and “Home Economics,” subjects which were included in nearly every high school curriculum up until the 1980s. Auto maintenance, budget management, sewing skills, cooking, and other basic Adulting skills were actually taught in classroom settings. But suddenly all that money got funneled away to sports and graduation requirements shifted toward standardized tests because those were somehow more? important? than life skills? and the home ec and shop classes were no longer taught, even as electives. We’ve been steadily losing arts classes for similar reasons.

And so students leave school with a thorough grounding in football and calculus, but having no idea how to sew on a button or change a tire.

Petition to bring back these classes in every single middle and high school in the country.

dissonant-aria

Like most things that went wrong in the 80s, this is due to Reagan. He signed the Carl D. Perkins Vocational and Technical Education Act into law which allowed “Job Creators” to control our educational system.

If it can’t help the Boug make a buck from you, it no longer gets taught.

safetytank

rrrick

mudwerks

when the combination totally supersedes the individual elements

tamlin12

Seaxon Glowpick, kobold paladin of vengeance For Björn 1911 Thank you for commissioning me!

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Herbalism Kit Mechanics by Shylocv

zunadahalforcbarbarian

Herbalism Kit

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Tarot Deck of Many Things

Very similar to the regular Deck of Many Things, but this is a full tarot set. You draw three cards at the same time. Here are the effects of the Major Arcana (Some are carried over from the regular Deck of Many Things):

The Fool - You get one point of Inspiration, either to use yourself or give to another player at the time of drawing the card.

The Magician - You have all spell slots restored but must immediately use a spell in your highest slot.

The High Priestess - A random deity picks you as their Emissary. Player gains one Cantrip related to the deity and must work to further their goals. If you do not, the deity enacts a divine punishment.

The Empress - You must transfer a quarter of your health to another member of your party. If doing this would leave the player with 0 hit points, they are instead dropped to 1 hit point.

The Emperor - A rare or rarer Magic Weapon with which you are proficient appears in your hands. The DM chooses the weapon.

The Hierophant - At any time you choose within one year of drawing this card, you can ask a question in meditation and mentally receive a truthful answer to that question. Besides information, the answer helps you solve a puzzling problem or other dilemma. In other words, the knowledge comes with Wisdom on how to apply it.

The Lovers - A nonplayer character of the DM’s choice falls deeply in love with you. The identity of your new soulmate isn’t known until the NPC or someone else reveals it. Nothing less than a wish spell or Divine Intervention can end the NPC’s love toward you. They will pursue their love for you above all else.

The Chariot - Movement speed is doubled for d8+2 hours and player is unaffected by difficult terrain when walking/running.

Strength - If you single-handedly defeat the next hostile monster or group of Monsters you encounter, you gain experience points enough to gain one level. Otherwise, this card has no effect.

The Hermit - Your mind suffers a wrenching alteration, causing your alignment to change. Lawful becomes chaotic, good becomes evil, and vice versa. If you are true neutral or unaligned, this card has no effect on you.

Wheel of Fortune - You immediately change class, with it being in opposition to your original class (For example, a Warlock with a pact to the Fiend may become a Paladin). Your stats and level stay the same, however everything else changes.

Justice - You are forced to tell the truth in regards to any criminal activities. This can only be ended with a wish spell or Divine Intervention.

The Hanged Man - You permanently lose five hit points but gain Proficiency in any skill.

Death - You have to re-roll all but one of your stats.

Temperance - You are immediately restored to full health. If the player already has full health, there is no effect.

The Devil - A powerful devil becomes your enemy. The devil seeks your ruin and plagues your life, savoring your suffering before attempting to slay you. This enmity lasts until either you or the devil dies.

The Tower - You lose 10,000 XP, discard this card, and draw from the deck again, counting both draws as one of your declared draws. If losing that much XP would cause you to lose a level, you instead lose an amount that leaves you with just enough XP to keep your level.

The Star - Increase one of your Ability Scores by 2. The score can exceed 20 but can’t exceed 24.

The Moon - You are granted the ability to cast the wish spell 1d3 times.

The Sun - You gain 50,000 XP, and a wondrous item (which the DM determines randomly) appears in your hands.

Judgement - If the player decides to multiclass when they next level up, they gain two levels in that class. You must do it the next time you level up, otherwise the effect is lost.

The World - Reality’s fabric unravels and spins anew, allowing you to avoid or erase one event as if it never happened. You can use the card’s magic as soon as you draw the card or at any other time before you die.

As for the Minor Arcana:

For the Coins suit, you get gold equalling the amount on the card.

For Swords, you lose an amount of hit points for each sword.

For Cups, you gain an amount of hit points for each cup.

For Wands, you get sticks equalling the amount on the card. I’m out of ideas.

Court cards - the Page, Knight, Queen and King - are all worth 15 of the respective suit.

zunadahalforcbarbarian

Tarot Desk of Many Things

annavonsyfert

no nerds

annavonsyfert

i slightly edited these and put my name on them (finally…….) please reblog this post and not the repost that i see from time to time. it has like a bazilion notes!! makes me sad