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@antinous
Chen Chen, Your Emergency Contact Has Experienced an Emergency
People don’t even say w00t anymore.
This sux00rz…
They used idiot ore to forge u bro
breaking something by stepping on it is lowkey so embarassing, like damn here comes the deviantart giantess
free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business
taking notes
Ok*reduces you to a simmer* go rest for a while
this job market is a fucking nightmare
Youre always so kind and gentle with me olive garden
things I’ve noticed in the UK:
- when you’re jay walking, cars will actively accelerate bc the drivers want to kill you for breaking the rules
- servers in restaurants act very scared and apologetic, so maybe people aren’t nice to them here??? or I could be terrifying
- it’s really cute when little kids have British accents, but I’m unmoved by adults with accents
- extremely good gluten free options. this country is like 20 years ahead of Canada in that regard
- people will give random insignificant buildings names with little plaques. and then that’s the name that shows up on the map. like even a smaller than average family home, you can name it like it’s a dog
- lots of brick and stone buildings. looks cute and charming until you enter one and there’s no air conditioning
- people are still wearing jaguar print. I like this. don’t let it die
gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me
Please give us your data 🥺🥺🥺🥺 For the children 😢‼️ all of your legal information 🙏🙏 yes 🥺 your home address? 🥺 Your government issued ID 😢❓social security number and credit card details 🤗 immigration status ❓ racial religious and gender identity 😁😢😢😢⁉️ please 🥺 did you get an abortion this year 🥺 please give us your personal information 🥺🥺🥺🥺 for the children‼️‼️
ahaha you sly dog! you bastard! [getting a little too comfortable] you wretched fucking animal
(Smiling fondly at nothing) puppy music school..... puppy music school.
Even puppy can learn music.
Literally it's puppy music school.
does anyone else have parents who suck in objectively funny ways
drawing it made me realize this one might be a unique experience
im going through some bullshit someones homestuck fankid would experience
are those my only options
disco elysium dialogue tree