Toothpaste Man

Outer Worlds sideblog main is @airbornecourier

[askphineaswelles]

Whoever keeps throwing those sticky hand toys at the lab window please stop.

[toskasimz-deactivated20220802]

The Outer Worlds: Edgewater 

[purpleberrypunch]

[dustymagpie]

Hogging the bathroom, tsk tsk tsk!

[anton-cranes-toothpaste]

Wonderful content from my TikTok, I forgot whose art that was in the last picture so lmk and I’ll credit you

[anton-cranes-toothpaste]

How to repel porn bots

[unreliable-captain]

DLC where we watch Max and Felix play tossball together when

[strangefable]

This sanctimonious, judgmental asshole.

I love him. I’m keeping him and I’m never giving him back, Obsidian.

[psybrepunk]

God I thought I’d be over him by now but it’s just not happening

[legiocaesaris]

Felix dropkicking things.

[diableriezer]

i like how he probably hurts himself more than he hurts the enemy when he falls on the floor

what a buffoon

[psybrepunk]

“Tossball kick”??? Implying that people do this to each other as a part of tossball? I just want to see a match of this sport so bad goddammit obsidian

[noeditspace]

Probably learned it from watching tossball games

[legiocaesaris]

[elderquintus]

obsidian did it! they boiled being a wlw down to its bare essentials!

[nyokaacore-deactivated20210917]

i think its so cute that the game lets you know when your reputation with the board goes down like that! with the sad lil sound effect? as if i ACTUALLY care!!

[psybrepunk]

Are you kidding, I love seeing that I've decreased my reputation with the Board, that's free dopamine babeyy

[vicarfelix]

I think there should be more outfit options that can show the companion’s arms.

[psybrepunk]

Big agree. We deserve to see elbows.

[noeditspace]

And to see biceps. Though I’d probably spend more time staring at said arms instead of playing the game.

[psybrepunk]

Well now I want to go home and put Parvari’s original outfit on everyone else just to see biceps 👀

[mazoga-the-dork]

I once tweeted a screenshot of Felix in Parvati’s outfit and it got a like from his VA which startled me a little because it was about as close to thirstposting as I get and I got caught.

[psybrepunk]

This is exactly why Twitter terrifies me

[anton-cranes-toothpaste]

I thought I was the only one who put this outfit on people to see their arms but like...I’m not disappointed

[anton-cranes-toothpaste]

SIR,,,,,,pLEASE

[anton-cranes-toothpaste]

Game...why do you do this to me?

Why do you give him that

Singular eyebrow raise

S M O L D E R

And then not let me romance him????

[anton-cranes-toothpaste]

The reasonable part of my brain: Anton Crane sucks and thinks of no one but himself. He’s annoying and greedy and only cares about profit.

The horny part of my brain: Hhshhdhfhf silver fox. Daddy toothpaste. Dental dilf. Papa fluoride. SEXC

[anton-cranes-toothpaste]

Can Vicar Max like

Lemon Slapp my ass