[jawlinedfandoms]

Spiderman 2: “yeah I naturally shoot webs out of my wrists!”

Spiderman 1 and 3:

[gotham-gargoyle]

Eh.

[moonstarkid-deactivated20220513]

no i am never going to get over this

[hyrude]

im going to skim a handful of the most popular saw fanfiction and then tell you what i think the plot of the saw film franchise is, ok?

[hyrude]

i have reason to believe there were two men in a bathroom

[theinkgirl]

Hey @ziracona

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

Jigsaw desperately trying not to move while listening to his prisoners clap cheeks two feet from him

[donald-trump-official]

This is quite possibly the greatest thing that has ever happened to me

[kaijuno]

This is the funniest interview I have ever seen help

[residentgoodgirl]

[aphony-cree]

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”

[ironwoman359]

^^^

[bri-lin-biscuit]

Preach

[biofomission]

Like that scene from oitnb where the guy got mad the spell to get him a job didn’t work and the lady who gave him the spell was like: did you actually apply for the job tho?

[boratanical]

switched concepts: don’t know chuu

[wendysday]

red velvet x sappy ♡ limited flyer scans

[toastjy]

SHUT UPPPPP

[kaleidoscopekiller]

I know we make fun of american politics a lot but I thought y’all should know that this Italian leader of a Conservative party is doing this thing where she appeals to weebs by reading manga and having people draw her as an anime character

[spokenitalics]

[frocio]

quest'immagine mi ha resa sterile

[evillesbianvillainarchive]

PORCODIO????

[ryo-maybe]

PIANGO

[butmuhgains]

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

[suprchnk-archive-deactivated202]

[hotboyproblems]

i want a restraining order on everyone who doesn’t wear deodorant 

[has-claws]

Deodorant is nasty. What do y'all think people smelled like up until 70 years ago??

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

[catchymemes]

What vets do behind closed doors

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

I saw the caption and was so worried for a second

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[jongin-taemin]

Jongin biting his finger and licking his lips while staring intently at a shirtless + blindfolded + tied up Taemin … I agree

[sixpenceee]

Just to brighten your day. Image by Robert F. Bukaty.

[blooodge]

This is the most adorable thing ever