What?

| Amelia | 25 | Aries |

[s4t4nbaby]

[girlbossfranziskavonkarma]

villains are fine when they kill people I draw the line at being horrific parents though

[obsessions-haver]

maleficent? outstanding. go off. beautiful. mother gothel? I will kill you.

[aidashakur]

Someone being patient with you is one of the softest forms of love

[ijaazat]

green? green <3

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

may have found the funniest possible thing ever in this essay on medieval sex laws im reading hold on

[fieropasto-deactivated20210613]

From Law, Sex, and Christian Society in Medieval Europe by James A. Brundage

[aestheticvintagee-deactivated20]

[maomao-the-cat]

[toonspooks]

[shiftythrifting]

[papillon-en-fleur-deactivated20]

I NEED THIS SHIRT. WHERE IS IT FROM?!?!?!??!

[the-memedaddy]

here...

[wenchyfloozymoo]

[prokopetz]

Death of the author: Treating the author’s stated interpretation of their own work as merely one opinion among many, rather than the authoritative Word of God.

Disappearance of the author: Treating the context and circumstances of the work’s authorship as entirely irrelevant with respect to its interpretation, as though the work had popped into existence fully formed just moments ago.

Taxidermy of the author: Working backwards from a particular interpretation of the work to draw conclusions about what the context and circumstances of its authorship must have been.

Undeath of the author: Holding the author personally responsible for every possible reading of their work, even ones they could not reasonably have anticipated at the time of its authorship.

Frankenstein’s Monster of the author: Drawing conclusions about authorial intent based on elements that are present only in subsequent adaptations by other authors.

Weekend at Bernie’s of the author: Insisting that the author would personally endorse your interpretation of the work if they happened to be present.

[waral]

I thought this was going to be a joke, but these are all very real things you see people do.

[prokopetz]

I’m never more serious than when I’m joking.

[thatsbelievable]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

yeah man i got it right he- ah shit ah fuck where is it

[haviye-deactivated20170417]

[filmnoirsbian]

Moms rly are like "what?? I just gave u all the residual trauma that my mother passed down to me, be grateful!"

[fatandlikeitlikethat]

Skinny ~130lbs friend: Oh god I really need to loose weight

My 250 lbs ass:

[eyyyiwantdeath]

[your-villainous-neighbour]

rights received

[your-villainous-neighbour]

gay rights pt2

[advanced-procrastination]

Pt 3

[surprisebitch]

GAY RIGHTS

[demiboy-mint-choco-deactivated2]

GAY RIGHTS

[anxious-in-ikea]

I am very very very sad right now. But like the empty sad. The one where time isn’t real and I don’t care about anything and nothing can even distract me because I don’t care at all about anything. Music doesn’t help, t.v does’t help, driving around doesn’t help, walking doesn’t help. Plus I don’t really want to talk to anyone but also being alone during this makes it even worse.