Person A: Hey B can you carry this box? It’s really heavy.
Person B: *picks up the box effortlessly* Nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression.
Person A: I’m now equally impressed and concerned.
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Person A: Hey B can you carry this box? It’s really heavy.
Person B: *picks up the box effortlessly* Nothing is heavier than the weight of my depression.
Person A: I’m now equally impressed and concerned.
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BAM!!
I’m like really proud of this animation so I’m literally sharing it everywhere lol hope yall enjoy
Posting something because I am sick of bot so maybe they will stop thinking this is free real estate
Posting something because I am sick of bot so maybe they will stop thinking this is free real estate
Inspired by OTP Prompt from @sparkfairee
This is awesome!!! The art is so cool, thanks for the @
Person A: Your advice changed my life.
Person B: All I said was don’t eat soap...
Person A: The future isn’t real if I don’t look at it
Person B: If the future takes one look at me I’ll beat it up
Person A: take this as a token of my affection
Person B: this is a banana peel
My Experiences while working with children pt. 1
this one kid listens to old town road on repeat, all day everyday
They keep on stealing my laser pointer
The employees have a secret language, not exaggerating, I’m still learning it
I had a debate with one about if Thor could survive the infinity gauntlet
I also learned that what makes me a nerd to my peers make 9 year olds think I’m cool (DND, Avatar,She-ra etc.)
Post from my other blog, guess you could use it as prompts?
Eyo if anyone would like to join a discord server where you can dicuss dnd and possibly form a campaign group you can join ours https://discord.gg/FX6SYs
Check out the Quarenteam and D&D community on Discord - hang out with 9 other members and enjoy free voice and text chat.
This isn’t what I normally post, but everyone on here is really chill and easy to get along with. Feel free to join!
*Person A with tons of little kids hanging on them*
Person A: Can I get a little help here?
Person B: Nope they’ve claimed you, you’re their property now
Person A: wha- Hey! Don’t walk away!
Person B: Good luck!
Person A: *curled up in a blanket*
Person B: Aww look a little blanket burrito!
Person A: HISSSSS
Person B: Oh, an angry blanket burrito...
Person A: I’m having trouble deciding which would be a good fit for our family. Adoption is so difficult!
Person B: We’ve been here for hours. Please just pick a plant already.
Person A: I love babies they’re like tiny people!!!
Person B: I’m gonna let you figure out what is wrong with that statement.
*on the phone*
Person A: So I can’t make it tonight...
Person B: How come?
Person A: I may have been stabbed just now...
Person B: Only you would try to politely cancel plans while you’re bleeding out. Hold on I’ll call an ambulance.
Person A: At the end of the day we are all just brains trapped inside a meat suit
Person B: Well, will you tell your meat suit to go to bed because it’s ONE IN THE MORNING AND I’M TRYING TO SLEEP