if tumblr users started making sponsored posts nobody would be able to tell because no normal brand would want to advertise here so the posts would be like
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man i'm hungry if only there was some sort of delicious nutritious sexalicious snack availab- WOH IS THAT DR F INGERSMAN'S ALL NEW EXTRA SALTED HONEY ROASTED CHEESE AND TOASTED PRETZELS?? KEEP GOING IM CLOSE
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i ate one of those once and i blacked out for three days and woke up with 20k in my bank and my left nut missing from the sack, 10/10 taste though would recommend
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don't spread lies on my post boy it says on the tin it can't make your nuts vanish any more.
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whatever. i cast spell of nut banishment
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Hey OP how do you make fake tumblr posts I need it for… *glances at fanfic social media au* reasons
not op, but hopefully i can help!
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profile pictures are emojis! for the follow button, notes, and username, type what you want, then highlight it. it should show formatting options when you do this - on mobile, it's colors and letters just above your keyboard.
to make sure images are easy to tell apart
🍀second-tip follow
if you're not sure what one does, test it! everything is undoable :) <s>, for example, is small text.
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to make a reblog of the same post, repeat the process on the next line
notes are bolded at the bottom
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🤨new-post follow
to seperate posts, use a series of em-dashes, then strike through them with this formatting symbol: S. you can also just use an image divider - those are easier and look better, but i don't have one on hand.
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circle-ish emojis work best for profile pictures, but really, all shapes work! i mean, did the first three "posters'" pfps here look weird to you?
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square emojis give the same effect as circle ones! but focusing on these can limit your options
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⛵️shipshape follow
for other features, just use them the same way you'd use them in a normal post
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🛸detailoriented follow
to show the viewer is following someone, remove the 'follow' from after their username.
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remember me?
there should be at least as many notes as there are reblogs - in this case, 2 notes
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to show someone's reblogged a post without saying anything, add a repeat symbol (🔁) at the top, followed by their pfp and username, bolded. optionally, you can make it small and/or indent it.
this is also a good detail on reblog chains, using the username of whoever's last reblogged. i used that on the previous "post", but not the others, so you can see both options.
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hopefully this helped, and uh. didn't come off too condecending or anything. i wanted to give visuals along with the explanation, and i thought this would be pretty effective. have fun!
Thank you so much!!! This is basically a template of everything I need 💙
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