every pairing i love: nick & jess (new girl) “i fell in love with jess the moment she walked through the door.”
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every pairing i love: nick & jess (new girl) “i fell in love with jess the moment she walked through the door.”
⚡️Happy birthday Harry⚡️
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bold of me to constantly use the phrase “no worries!” when I am, in fact, constantly full of many worries
I have loved you ever since I have known you.
Little Women (2019) dir. Greta Gerwig
People, my roommates’ cat is precious and pathetic. I love her.
Very happy cat!
I love the ‘fuck you’ tail. No one ever believes me when I say they can do that. I have one cat who does this to me all the time, lol!
So my cat likes unpacking..
thats the happiest fucking cat ive ever seen
[ID: excerpt from ‘An Anthology,’ by Simone Weil
“I also am other than what I imagine myself to be. To know this is forgiveness.”]
The Golden Trio (1/3) From Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, as illustrated by Jim Kay.
john mulaney and pancakes
ok SO john mulaney has a new live show on the netflicks (the comeback kid) and i was lucky enough to see him do this act live in milwaukee this summer!!! but the recorded show is missing something special
so summer in milwaukee is known for being like. comically humid. disgustingly, oppressively humid. ‘can’t tell the difference between being downtown and being literally submerged in lake michigan’ humid
and poor john mulaney was wearing a nice-looking but also very warm suit. so once about every 10-20 minutes he would pause whatever spiel he was on, wipe his forehead, flutter his jacket about, regret his fashion choices and ask what was wrong with us that we don’t properly air condition our venues
about halfway through the show, a woman in one of the front rows stood up and started to walk out so in classic mulaney fashion he razzed her that she couldn’t take the heat either and asked her to bring him a pepsi - she didn’t break stride (i would try to play it cool too if over a thousand people were suddenly watching me get razzed by mulaney)
as soon as she was out of the theatre, he turned his mic off and started yelling to those of us who were still in there
“okay guys, we’re going to play a little prank on her! can everyone hear me? WE’RE GOING TO PLAY A PRANK! at some point later in the show i’m going to say ‘you know what they say in milwaukee!!’ and you’re all going to wave your arm around like this’ - he jauntily waved his arm with his first finger outstretched, like an 80 year old man doing the charleston - ‘and you will all shout ‘gimme some PANcakes!!!’’
we did a few rehearsals of this until he was satisfied, and he turned his mic back on and continued with his act
a few minutes later the woman walked back through the theatre but passed her row, walked all the way up to the stage, and set a can of pepsi at mulaney’s feet. he stopped, mouth agape for a moment and touched his chest. ‘is this really for me?’ he asked. ‘did i ask you for pepsi? i have no idea why i would do that, i hate pepsi.’ he thanked her sincerely several times, and when she turned his back to him to return to her seat, he made frantic ‘kill’ motions across his throat to signal to us that the prank was off
he continued to lament the heat for the rest of his act, eventually lost the jacket and drank the gifted pepsi, grimacing cartoonishly every time. at the very end of the night he thanked us for being a great audience, thanked the woman in particular for her kindness, and triumphantly said ‘BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY IN MILWAUKEE!!!’ and 1 very generous women was hopelessly confused when 1299 people shouted ‘GIMME SOME PANCAKES!!!!!’
Rolling down the runway, we’ve reached the speed necessary for LIFT-OFF!
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i found an unposted shitcomic yesterday
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marauder era character posters | lily evans you’ve chosen your way, i’ve chosen mine.
Six Decades of the Most Popular Names for Girls
What the fuck was with Jennifer holy shit
im going to take a shot in the dark and say ^that state is Montana
the funny thing is that that actually is Montana
My major takeaway from this is that we’ve been using the wrong name in our memes all this time: if she’s a middle-aged soccer mom, statistically her name is Jennifer.
I had to check and see if that sudden surge of Isabella popularity occured around the time the last Twilight book came out and sure enough, Breaking Dawn came out in 2008. 😂😩
I think we could all use this on our dashes.
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That’s the beauty of books. In so many ways, they never really end.
Markus Zusak (via quotemadness)