Hello

[thisfeebleheart]

[cloudabserk]

joke shamelessly stolen from this post:

[gayhockeyshowenjoyer]

its so important to me that in the show shane has no complaints about ilya physically picking him up. like book shane throws a fit about this and insists on being put down immediately. but jacob tierney really said no this man loves his #uppies. and thank god for that.

[fuckrozanov]

80% of unrivaled has to be ilya being incredibly uncool at all the casual intimacy he gets to have with shane now. they go to a bar with the team and shane puts his hand on ilya’s knee midsentence and ilya chokes on the rest of it. at the grocery store and ilya is holding up an avocado to see if it’s ripe enough and shane walks up behind him and puts a hand on his hip and ilya drops it. yes they’re having freak sex but now it’s because shane was on the phone with the dog groomer and they’re asking about appointment times and shane says “hold on let me ask my husband—“ and now he’s face down ass up in the middle of the kitchen and ilya is like say that again say that again say that again say that again

[evanactually]

This is so fucking funny. “The boys did this stuff all the time.” Of course they did.

[gaysie]

what if orpheus looked back at eurydice and then orpheus got fucking decked to the ground because they were playing a hockey game and you have to look where you’re going

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[520cenz]

a big baby

[hrgifs]

I would like to relax with you. For once.

[ilya-rozanova]

i find it endearing how he just throws the shirts at his head

[hrgifs]

ilya + shane's chest

[texasbama]

HOLLANOV + Kisses (Part Two)

[baelonthebrave]

had many many favourite parts of that episode but I did love shane's mom being like 'so do you love your team ilya?' and ilya so confident he knows how to answer this question right like 'not as much as i love your son mrs hollander' and shane's mom being like EH ❌🙅🏻‍♀️ WRONG ANSWER and shane being like mom what the fuck??

[sloanegabe]

SHANE & ILYA + parallels

[wtf-is-hockey]

A couple of people have talked about how married they were when Shane wouldn’t let Ilya carry his own bag at the cottage but their first actual already-married moment was when Shane said he could “smell the cigarette from here” and Ilya let out an exasperated breath and said “I had one.” What do you mean he defended himself like he even had to. What do you mean he revealed he’s trying to smoke less for Shane. He went from “…Okay” (a clear idgaf if I’m not supposed to smoke here and who do you think you are for telling me I can’t) in ep. 1 to “I had one” in ep. 2 lmao he was already a goner by their third hookup.

[eddiegayass]

Something something character bleed.

[sharpestlives]

can you imagine how crazy you would feel if you were a hollanov rpf shipper in universe and then they. got married.