The Ramblings of the Old Wizard

The Great Anzamazz is, to put it politely, past his prime. by @dswprime

[anzamazz-the-old]

About Anzamazz the Wizard

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[anzamazz-the-old]

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, I cast Amoré.

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[anzamazz-the-old]

I'm the old dude at the corner table who clearly has a quest waiting for passers-by.

[anzamazz-the-old]

Release Me! Anybody, let me out!

[fukboi-wizard-adderwall]

Oh my Merlin! Again?!?!🤣🤣

[anzamazz-the-old]

I may be old but I sure ain't Merlin... anyway, help would be appreciated.

[anzamazz-the-old]

Release Me! Anybody, let me out!

[anzamazz-the-old]

The electrons, they burn!!!

[anzamazz-the-old]

Release Me! Anybody, let me out!

[fattocatto-wizard]

Who the FUCK keeps summoning slimes in my tower?!

It’s sticky and gross and it gets all over my fur and the carpets!

UGH!!

WHO IS IT?!

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

Have you tried to summon a water elemental?

[fattocatto-wizard]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!

*Is a cat*

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

You have to fight your fears 👍

[fattocatto-wizard]

Screw you.

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

Yeah? Screw you!! (Give me five minutes to cook something)

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

[fattocatto-wizard]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

FUCK YOU!!

I CAST CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!!

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

YOU DAMNED BEAST!!

I CAST CATNIP LETHAL OVERSODE

[fattocatto-wizard]

COUNTERSPELL!!

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

[fattocatto-wizard]

[iratusmagus]

Oh, nice dueling you two! Sorry to interrupt but, uh, have you seen a bucket of slimes around here? One fell out of my shipment not too long ago and I need to make sure the lil buggers get to their dungeon.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Wait, I thought that other guy did it-

WHO INFESTED MY TOWER WITH SLIMES?!?!

[anzamazz-the-old]

Oh, so that's where I summoned them from. sorry about summoning your slime away. @fattocatto-wizard could you send @iratusmagus their slimes back?

[anzamazz-the-old]

also, anyone have any dry socks?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Who the FUCK keeps summoning slimes in my tower?!

It’s sticky and gross and it gets all over my fur and the carpets!

UGH!!

WHO IS IT?!

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

Have you tried to summon a water elemental?

[fattocatto-wizard]

WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!

*Is a cat*

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

You have to fight your fears 👍

[fattocatto-wizard]

Screw you.

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

Yeah? Screw you!! (Give me five minutes to cook something)

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

[fattocatto-wizard]

WHAT THE FUCK?!

FUCK YOU!!

I CAST CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!!

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

YOU DAMNED BEAST!!

I CAST CATNIP LETHAL OVERSODE

[fattocatto-wizard]

COUNTERSPELL!!

[crazy-wizard-51-deactivated2026]

[fattocatto-wizard]

[iratusmagus]

Oh, nice dueling you two! Sorry to interrupt but, uh, have you seen a bucket of slimes around here? One fell out of my shipment not too long ago and I need to make sure the lil buggers get to their dungeon.

[fattocatto-wizard]

Wait, I thought that other guy did it-

WHO INFESTED MY TOWER WITH SLIMES?!?!

[anzamazz-the-old]

Oh, so that's where I summoned them from. sorry about summoning your slime away. @fattocatto-wizard could you send @iratusmagus their slimes back?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Who the FUCK keeps summoning slimes in my tower?!

It’s sticky and gross and it gets all over my fur and the carpets!

UGH!!

WHO IS IT?!

[anzamazz-the-old]

They went to your tower? my apologies, I meant to summon those slimes to my neighbor's

[fattocatto-wizard]

YOU-

I CAST CURSE OF DAMP SOCKS!!

[anzamazz-the-old]

NOOO! Not my grippy hospital socks! how will I walk on tile now?

[fattocatto-wizard]

Who the FUCK keeps summoning slimes in my tower?!

It’s sticky and gross and it gets all over my fur and the carpets!

UGH!!

WHO IS IT?!

[anzamazz-the-old]

They went to your tower? my apologies, I meant to summon those slimes to my neighbor's

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds]

[anzamazz-the-old]

*Yaaaawn* that sleep spell really did the trick. wait... WHAT DAY IS IT?!?

[jellyjamheadobb]