The Salt Den

Thanks for visiting this empty pit. Now kindly SOD OFF.

[canisalbus]

✦ Yeehaw ✦

[iratusmagus]

No, no, say move Machete isn't red enough yet.

[senatortedcruz]

I hate Elon musk so fucking much

[senatortedcruz]

Exactly!!!!!

[maryfitzroy]

as joyce carol oates once said, “the poorest persons on twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the ‘most wealthy person in the world.’”

[romanceyourdemons]

in the comments he revealed that he replaced all his overheads with color changing smart bulbs too. and that he owns one (1) lamp. unclear if it changes colors or not

[sm64mario]

can we'a skip the impeachment and just shoot him in the head

[sm64mario]

AND NOT MISS

[im-thivus]

[courtofthevampireking]

im a big fan of how this person tried to get mario killed immediately after tadc thirstposting. fascinating behaviors going on on this website

[vanglaggle]

YOU HAVE TO LAUGH

[draconym]

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

[draconym]

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

[gardensandghosts]

What in the fuck did you possibly do to get hit with the modern day “shard of magical ice in eye that freezes your soul and makes you unable to recognize joy” curse? Like come back here that is literally how the fairytale goes, WHAT happened to you

[draconym]

Cast in a rock opera about vampires that is set in the 80s. There's a lot of glitter.

[pangur-and-grim]

it is so stupid and evil that you cannot romance the spider

[pangur-and-grim]

oh my god. oh my god, I just realized, I’m an author. I can just write a book where this is the love interest. holy shit.

[pangur-and-grim]

ONE YEAR LATER! The Ignoble Invasion of Prince Proculo is available for pre-order worldwide (links below)

US: Bookshop.org, Barnes and Noble, Amazon, Rarewaves.com

UK: Waterstones, Forbidden Planet, Amazon.uk, Hatchards, Bookshop.org

Canada: Amazon, Rarewaves.com

Germany: KulturKaufhaus, Thalia

Luxembourg: Ernster

France: Fnac

Denmark: William Dam Boghandel

Spain: Casa del Libro

Sweden: Adlibris

Switzerland: Orell Fussli

Lithuania: Knygos

South Korea: yes24

[parkchanwoohoo]

[draconym]

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

[draconym]

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

[iratusmagus]

Local dragon gets a gem stuck in their eye, snarls at everybody till dislodged. Stay tuned for more Dungeon News after the break!

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[bill-cipher-offical]

REMATCH

WHO'S SEXIER

HOWL PENDRAGON

BILL CIPHER

Remaining time: 21 hours 17 minutes

SLIME IS A GOOD LOOK ON PENDRAGON! REAL SHAME THEY DIDN'T USE THAT PHOTO

[bill-cipher-offical]

MY FUCKONG POLL

[bill-cipher-offical]

[iratusmagus]

Rekt

[glisteringlord]

[zooophagous]

I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

[joshgrobanscock]

1) Vaping is confirmed to cause cancer. Vaping coats the lungs with toxic substances, such as heavy metals and benzene, which are known to cause cancer

2) Many vapes contain diacetyl, which, when inhaled causes popcorn lung, or scarring of the lung

3) Ultrafine particles, when being inhaled, can be lodged in the trachea (not good!)

4) Ultrafine particles can also constrict the arteries in the lungs potentially causing A HEART ATTACK

5) Vaping is relatively new. Not much studies have been done in comparison to tobacco. Plus, the vaping companies are powerful people. There is a large chance that they are purposely downplaying and even burying any evidence that vaping is harmful - just like the tobacco companies before them. They do not care about you, or your health, or the truth. They only care for money

[letsoulswander]

Also STOP VAPING INDOORS AROUND OTHER PEOPLE. Holy shit, if you're gonna wreck your lungs at least give me the option not to wreck mine.

[cephalopodvictorious]

It’s such an issue that the MTA had to run a campaign about it

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[stripedroseandsketchpads]

Please I’m begging yall as an asthmatic, your fruit-flavored vapor will still give people around you who are smoke-sensitive attacks. So will weed. Don’t do it inside; if you’re at a bus stop or something try to not stand right next to people or move downwind of them if you can.

[veronica-rich]

Kids - don't smoke. Anything. Just don't. There are gummies now for THAT one.

[fairycosmos]

did you know that when disabilities disable people in a way you find cringe or unendearing or inconvenient you still have to treat them like people

[pitchburgh]

i wish you could laugh react eBay listings. that's not worth $250. you fucking asshole. lmao

[pitchburgh]

you should also be able to do this to job listings

[notvoid]

[jabbaimond]

The lack of dialogue. The abrupt stop of the train. The wildly different video qualities of the train and the guy. The fact the video stops three seconds before it actually ends. I’m so fucking obsessed with this video.

[lachonk]

funnyjunk is ok sometimes

[walkingheads-deactivated2025122]

[iratusmagus]

Bro just nervous and got his wires crossed, leave him alone.