おそ松さん Brainrot go brrr

this show is making me go insane (BL松 dni)

[redwylde]

HesoChoukei being cute while kicking every ass keeps me alive. God Bless the Staff~

[mushy-madness]

how it feels to look at a ship

[teaboot]

Too bad the prophet Cassandra never met Odysseus

[teaboot]

They say if she made a prophecy Nobody would believe her

[edgar-allan-possum]

I’ve gotta say, that is exactly the kind of stupid thing that probably would circumvent a curse.

[elidyce]

Cassandra: YOU ARE ALL GOING TO REGRET THIS SO MUCH YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW. 

Odysseus: Regret it why?

Cassandra: You won’t believe me if I tell you. If I prophecy, nobody believes me. That is my curse.

Odysseus: … I’m Nobody. Fill me in. 

*A couple of months later* 

Odysseus: HELLO PENELOPE, I AM HERE PRECISELY ON TIME AND NOT YEARS LATE incidentally I rescued and adopted a Trojan seer while I was away, she’s great, got me home really fast, Cassandra this is your new mother who’s not going to treat you like shit. 

Penelope: … I’m going to need more details, but okay, sure. 

Cassandra: *in tears* I love you, new family. 

[cipheramnesia]

Cassandra: Penelope, I’ve had another vision.

Penelope, sighs: Go tell your father.

[val-the-bun]

[sankta-wraith]

the original? on my dash?

[tottymatsuno]

yay!!

[tottymatsuno]

yayyyyy

[jerrystillalive]

Done.

[alzheimersparrotroute]

Tell nii-san to stop coming home

[8rgan]

🐇

[velvetoreo]

Hiii! 💙💙💙 These are some drawings I shared on TikTok, I hope you like them here too 💙🕷️

[verymidsisters]

[pigimatsu]

homura

[buniix3]

Haha funny twitter image redraw I’m on vacation

[ina-gartens-weave]

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

[ina-gartens-weave]

his name is Pesto <3

[ina-gartens-weave]

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

[aichu-dechu]

[somewhatstacey]

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

[disneyflopera]

He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

[asexxxualauthor]

And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!

[the-haiku-bot]

And fucking handsome

too—look at him striking a

pose with his new look!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[curlicuecal]

Y'all omg, look at him in his awkward teen phase

[sclappin]

@agaricandmoss has informed me that it's "Make A Terrible Comic" Day, so here's one about me and my coworker Laney and a conversation we regularly have.

We are trying our best...

[dollsahoy]

Made this yesterday, half as the cloverleaves and half as butterhorns. I don't generally like white bread, but this is really fluffy and sweet. It's from a 1979 Better Homes & Gardens bread cookbook

[dollsahoy]

Yeast Rolls: Dinner Rolls

4 to 4½ cups all purpose flour

1 package /2¼ teaspoons active dry yeast

1 cup milk

1/3 cup sugar

1/3 cup butter OR margarine OR shortening

1 teaspoon salt

2 eggs

In large mixer bowl combine 2 cups of the flour and the yeast. In saucepan heat milk; sugar; butter, margarine, or shortening, and salt until just warm (115°F to 120°F) and butter is almost melted; stir constantly. Add to flour mixture; add eggs. Beat at low speed of electric mixer for ½ minute, scraping sides of bowl constantly. Beat 3 minutes at high speed.

Stir in as much of the remaining flour as you can mix in with a spoon. Turn onto lightly floured surface. Knead in enough of the remaining flour to make a moderately stiff dough that is smooth and elastic (6 to 8 minutes total.) Shape into a ball. Place in lightly greased bowl; turn once to grease surface. Cover; let rise in a warm place until double (about 1 hour.)

Punch down; divide in half. Cover; let rest 10 minutes. Shape into desired rolls. Cover; let rise till nearly double (about 30 minutes.) Bake in 375°F oven for 12 to 15 minutes. Makes 2 to 2½ dozen.

*I do all of the kneading in the mixing bowl, starting with using the wooden spoon to fold and press it, and turning the whole bowl between those, eventually using my hands once the dough is no longer gloopy. This both keeps my hands out of Bad Texture and keeps the soft dough from sticking to the counter and having to be cleaned up from there later. I also use spray oil to coat the bowl and the dough before the first rise, instead of greasing the bowl and turning the bread as directed. I let the dough rise in the oven with the light turned on, because that's still an incandescent bulb and produces a little heat on its own. Oh, and, I bake everything in the toaster oven, just to save a bit of energy over having to preheat the whole big oven.

[dollsahoy]

Had a few cups of milk that was marked 'use by' today, so I made this again to use some of it up. Instead of making the fancy shapes, I cut off roughly similar sizes of dough and rolled them (also roughly) and put them all in a 9"x13" 3qt baking dish, making two dozen. It smelled lovely while baking.

[miggsboson]

gotta reblog for the last few images, sorry

[raccoonmilf]

Chat, is it considered “abusive roommate behavior” to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)

[raccoonmilf]

For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called “Princess Time” where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and I’d quickly clean that stuff up.

So like, if I’m expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed “trash” by the trash panda and thrown away.

[raccoonmilf]

We haven’t done since we moved into the house, because I didn’t want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon

[raccoonmilf]

I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.

I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.

[raccoonmilf]

Those vibes are likely because I’m the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

[smallpwbbles]

Disgusting.