Apathy At Its Finest

Male. Average Human Being.Cameron. INFP-A.

[herounit-deactivated20160130]

when your zoo keeper is getting attacked by the other monkeys but you remember the time he didn’t give you those extra bananas

[bushidocaps]

NGE Akira Crossover

[apathetic-narwhal]

Ooh big head on the net

[gif87a-com]

[estopalwasap]

[apathetic-narwhal]

Hm I forgot how much people read into like .3 frames of a movie. Kinda impressive tbh

[christosanesti]

i dont think american filmmakers realise how huge london is, because sure you have the london eye and houses of parliament but when you say ‘london has fallen’ what??? so the nandos in catford is in flames? the tesco in peckham has descended into chaos? wtf??

[pulchrabelle]

We have states bigger than your entire country

[zerotheduke]

ur largest city

london

[afrogwitch]

Oh…. honey….honey no

[bushybrowboy-deactivated2015041]

I could win Americas next top model tbh

[brokendildo]

there’s an animal category?

[bushybrowboy-deactivated2015041]

[totalariana]

I feel like Taylor Swift has been suspiciously quiet and that scares me like she could pop up at anytime and give me an album full of her two note range songs that no one asked for and I’ll have to deal with them on the radio for the next three years

[yourbrothershotfriend]

You guys drain me in the comments, you can act like you guys hate her and her music as much as you want. But when that masc dude who fucked you for 3 months leaves you on read and never contacts you again, it’ll be you listening to ‘White Horse’ crying at 2am smh

[mxnrique]

[slimetony]

I’m allergic to grass

[mysteryseeker]

here we go. the punchline is approaching.

[mysteryseeker]

any second now

[mysteryseeker]

slimetony…. where is the punchline? the joke? the goof? the laugh? have you forgotten

[slimetony]

I get red and itchy if I roll around in the grass what the fuck do you want

[thebestoftumbling]

[landlordkiller69]

you know what would be Great? if we could go back to when being “daddy’s girl” meant you were spoiled by your dad and not a grown woman who roleplays pedophilia and incest to get your partner off.

[badiemadie]

you know what would be Great? if people stopped criticizing what some people do behind closed doors when it affects you in no way what so ever.

[landlordkiller69]

if yall did it behind closed doors I wouldn’t fucking know about it, sharon.

[apathetic-narwhal]

Also not to be petty or anything but EVERYONE WHO SAID CAPTAIN AMERICA WAS A NAZI CAN EAT MY ASS YALL FUCKS WERE WRONG AND JUMPED THE GUN ON THAT SHIT FOR NO DAMN REASON

[apathetic-narwhal]

Hey Im back on tumblr who are we currently hating en masse?

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[kisskissfuckshitup]

look i’m trying not to be bitter but to all you straight white guys who “didn’t know who to vote for” or “couldn’t decide who was worse” I envy you for being so lucky as to not have to worry about the future of your life or your rights and getting to have so fucking little at stake here because there are literally lives on the line and you have the privilege to not care

[just-shower-thoughts]

Don’t forget to set your clocks back 40 years tonight.

[louisthesixteenth-deactivated20]

okay but real talk, as many joke posts as i’m making or reblogging, this really isn’t funny, and it stopped being funny a long time ago