bread memes

[memewhore]

[xenoliith]

FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

[maghrebabe-blog-deactivated2022]

@apcalculus

[tom-nippleston]

The people in the apartment below me are playing “Never Have I Ever” and I’m smoking on my porch creeping on their game

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 1: Never have I ever INTIONALLY walked in on my parents having sex Gal 1: fuck you brandon! It wasn’t intentional! I didn’t know what they were doing!!! Brandon (Guy 1): Shut up Katy no one is THAT oblivious take your drink

[tom-nippleston]

Katy: Never have I ever LOST a wet tshirt contest

(Good job Katy. You do you. Proud of you boo)

[tom-nippleston]

Gal 2: Never have I ever pierced my genitals Brandon: IT WAS IN FOR LIKE A MONTH! Katy: Whatever bitch, take a drink you Prince Albert having douche Brandon: I’m being singled out I hate you all

[tom-nippleston]

Guy 2: Never have I ever had a threescore [Pause] Guy 2: WHAT THE FUCK KATY?!?!?!?! Katy: Shut up Andrew it’s before we even knew each other this was years ago!!! [Pause] Andrew: And you won’t even watch porn with me…

(the family is disintegrating)

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been in such a confrontational game of Never Have I Ever….

[People saying ‘cheers’]

(stop fighting guys you’re tearing this family apart…..)

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew: Never have I ever had sex WITH a piece of food. [Pause] Andrew: Dude Brandon: Dude Katy: Dude omg Gal 2: what? Omg EVERY girl has practiced giving head with a banana! Katy: Um no Ester. SOME of us just practice on dicks. Ester: what the fuck though. Whatever.

(Don’t let them kink shame you Ester I still love you)

[tom-nippleston]

#TeamEster #BananaSplits

[tom-nippleston]

Andrew is testing a banana. Go for it andrew. Explore your wild side #TeamEster #TeamKink

[tom-nippleston]

Brandon: Never have I ever been called a fuckboy Katy and Andrew: TO YOUR FACE Brandon: Go fuck a banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking

[tom-nippleston]

Ester: Never have I ever had a crush on a family member Brandon: [random fumbling noises] Katy: brandon omg ew Andrew: yeah man come the fuck on wtf man its 2016 Brandon: SHE WAS MY COUSIN AND I WAS 13 IT’S NOT LIKE SHE WAS MY SISTER AND IT WAS JUST A CRUSH NOTHING HAPPENED Ester: methinks thou dost protest too fucking much Brandon: NEVER TELLING YOU SHIT AGAIN Andrew: Chug your drink, Sir IncestsALot Brandon: Chug a fucking banana Andrew

#TeamBananaFucking #TeamWhatTheFuckBrandon

[tom-nippleston]

Katy and Andrew have gone home in an Uber to apparently sex it up. Alway use a designated driver, kids. And always put protection on your Banana.

#BananaCreamPie #GamesOverKids #TeamEster

[hotmenandotherdistractions]

This is spectacular.

[yinharmonylife]

Wonderful

[killjoygem]

I wonder if Katie, Ester, Brandon and Andrew have tumblr…

[tom-nippleston]

Legit tho I’ve been worried about that

[tastefullyoffensive]

[apcalculus-blog1]

@pullkeh 80 10 10

[sassyterrorist-deactivated20130]

Madonnas arms look like they belong in a resident evil game

cant even tell the difference which one is madonna idk 

[dntgetmad]

[apcalculus-blog1]

I'm not exaggerating...

Friend that grew up poor: Ehh...pizza is on me this time. Don't worry about it ;)

Friend that grew up rich: We need to calculate the value of everyone's meals with an Excel spreadsheet. I can't let you borrow $2 for McDonald's because you forgot your wallet.

[ferretfyre]

[thisbibliomaniac]

This is wrong

[quantum-dragon]

This kind of makes me mad

[irlquicksilver]

Does this count as being Rick Rolled? Serious question.

[someponys-scribbles]

I feel dirty.

[rate]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[waluigf-deactivated20160812]

I wish they’d make a Pokemon Go app but so you don’t have to go outside. Like if you could just catch the Pokemon by moving the avatar in the game around.

[tronikart-deactivated20160726]

[meanplastic]

[ikindofluvyou-deactivated201608]

Listen y'all, I ain’t the smartest nigga in the room but how did everything burn meanwhile the paper perfectly in tact… I put 2 and 2 together and something tells me one of y'all cops or blue lives matter ppl wrote this.. Shit arrest the damn photographer or the last cop that drove it the car.. Niggas be Tryna plant shit on us… Black lives still matters bih. Try again fam…

[fuckallelse]

PLUS niggas don’t use molotov cocktails like that. white supremacy is wild.

[tooohightocomedown]

This shit seems sketchy af

[pinkcookiedimples-deactivated20]

No. If there was a fire, why is the paper still in relatively PERFECT condition? If it was balled up, wouldn’t it have just looked like trash? Who just picks up a piece of balled up trash and reads it? Wouldn’t the note have to have been far away from the scene to not have been burned to ashes?

They tried it.

[negrocops]

what nigga you know, know how to make a molotav cocktail ??

[malikthaelite]

Fuck that. What nigga you know commits a crime then leaves a confession note at scene of said crime?

[onlytwitterpics]

[apcalculus-blog1]

@pullkeh

[firejutsu]

my grandma downloaded pokemon go this is so pure

[no-chill-at-all]

[black-rogue]

These insults give me life

[darkalleysunflower]

mangled apricot hellbeast

[kaijuno]

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

[kaijuno]

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

[kaijuno]

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

[kaijuno]

do u see the horsies 

[kaijuno]

I’VE FOUND BUNNIES

[kaijuno]

okay okay now i’ve found dogs

[cockyhorror]

This is the most innocent hack ever