[important-cat-pics]

[helendales]

i put the fred steins in your photo collection just to fuck with your head

[theehorsepusssy]

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[snoleopard7]

[chinesecentury]

I'm in your house beefing with your asthmatic chud dog

[coyoteobsessed]

[ryebreadgf]

she’s real as fuck

[bootleg-black-marble]

people will really come on here and be like "wow being smart as a kid was so alienating for me, i was just so smart i couldn't relate to anyone" and then repeatedly fall for obvious bait posts

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[cosmonautroger]

jellyfish babies

[iamafatvagina101]

I don’t care about your disorders you should be acting correctly in front of me

[mr-deep-downer]

[horsesource]

[kosmogrl]

[souf-v-staff-rematch]

Remember to use positive language. You don't have a "receding hairline" you have a "tony soprano fade."

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[pseudomantis]