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Canadian. Pastel and conservative type 🧘🏻‍♀️👩🏻‍🎨💅🏻💟☮️♎️♿️ Taken by my sweetheart💕💕 Together since: December 3 2013 Happy disabled homemaker Tea obsessed I block blank blogs and neopronouns

[crazy-brazilian]

[m00nxtal]

[lilyblisslys]

me with the. When she. When her. When the she her me

[mollyjames]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Do you guys also have a friend who just seems to be perpetually trapped in the torture nexus? Because shout out to them, they deserve nice things too

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bluefishtea]

*pirate voice 🏴‍☠️* : Arrrr make me look edgy in a tortured nautical way.

[fuckblast]

Feel like this movie is a good comparative highlight of when CG is actually useful. Practical effects fit his character and movements. Barnacle Bill was correct to do in makeup. However, I think this guy

Works best as his writhing mass. Not sure robotics/puppetry would've been able to get the effect the same.

[vampireknitting]

Vampire's food review

Technically gluten free. Which makes it the only thing that out right is. Cross contamination is very high. But this is my test to see if cross contamination is something I'll need to be warry of. Overall needs salt. Perfectly whelmed if you will. Its nothing special but its food

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[sawbuckplus]

[catchymemes]

[rgujuri]

[captain-price-returns]

[sailor-arashi]

[exxos-von-steamboldt]

Sometimes when I see this, I think of that demon cartoon where he is glitching between forms. A demon giraffe confronting @uncle-beanbag-mojave , trying to find a form that will be trusted, but our boy sees right through it.

[uncle-beanbag-mojave]

I will kill him

[keatxu]

abandonware should be public domain. force companies to actively support and provide products if they don't wanna lose the rights to them

[omikronsoul]

Game companies hate emulation, but none of them seem to understand that a lot of us would just buy ROMs from them directly if we could. I don't want a fifth remake of Final Fantasy IV, I want to pay five bucks for the 3MB file you already made bank with thirty years ago. Nobody who wants to play something for the purpose of retro gaming is going to consider a $40 remake as the alternative option, and we're certainly not going to let the original dissappear. They're crying about opportunity cost for a product they're not even selling.

[justletmeremember]

op i know you're probably talking about like, video games, etc, but this is also critical for research science - my lab has so much abandonware, either because the company's out of business, or the company decided to not maintain it, and it's a fucking nightmare. we have two windows 95 computers that are CRITICAL for performing experiments/data analysis because the software needed is abandonware. one of the main roles for a guy in my lab is to maintain these little dinosaurs because if they go out, we lose access to ~20 years of raw data for research. part of why is that these companies also make their own file types, and make it difficult-to-impossible to convert those file types without their specific software. by habit, i convert all research files to more generic versions (txt, pdf, tif, etc) so that i minimize risk of losing my shit, but some stuff can't be converted.

for example, we have a microscope that is perfectly functional, good microscope, but its software is abandonware because the company refused to maintain it. the company is still in business, still makes essentially the exact same software, but they made all of the old tech incompatible with new software to force people to buy the new microscope tech. it would cost a quarter million dollars to replace this microscope. this perfectly good microscope.

so like, i know a lot of people look at the original post here and go "well op just wants old video games to play" (which is valid! games companies should not be able to push shit to abandonware and then close it off) but also this is critical for like. biomedical research. if y'all had any idea how much basic infrastructure built on science relies on shit that is technically abandonware, you would probably be horrified.

[intj-confessions]

Thread here.

[liache]

i love that we and cats share pareidolia (seeing patterns where they dont exist), but instead of seeing faces in everyday objects like us, they see snakes

that computer cord? snake. string? small snake. cucumber? short fat straight snake

[yiffmaster]

snake pareidolia is one of the strongest things in human minds too! people report freezing mid-stride before being consciously aware of a snake in front of them, and the same happens with coiled rope, etc. in humans and other primates. it’s even been proposed that the need to detect snakes was a factor in the development of primates’ insanely good color eyesight

[ehlbee]

It’s because snakes are wonderful and we must stop and admire them at any cost

[the-davest-of-uncles]

When my daughter’s cat was in my bedroom while I was getting undressed, I’d have to turn my back on her when I was taking off my belt, because she’d freak.

[bizarrolord-deactivated20241123]

I honestly never get sick of younger people discovering the capacity for evil exists in all humans and then doing backflips to assign "inherently good" and "inherently evil" values to different groups of people as a result.

To that, I say: humans are more than capable of bastardry across the board, pass me the popcorn while I watch these guys melt down wrestling with that fact.

[animenutcase]

We ought to put that on a t-shirt

"Do you understand your capacity for evil?"

[roycohn]

stop saying "gen z brought back bush-era purity politics" i grew up in the bush era and even then people weren't saying that you're a sex addict for having boring marital sexual congress in the same house as your children. this is just plain unhinged

[prof-grace-aspen]

Literally almost every millennial I know has a memory of accidentally walking in on their parents or hearing their parents having sex. It's fucking normal. Human beings have sex. Your parents fuck. Get over it. Being weird about it isn't healthy.

[whatsnewalycat]

I really loved Robert Evans’s response to this

[markovchaingang]

hey you. teenage girl writing in her diary. quit talking about the boy you have a crush on and start writing about the current political situation, the valuation of currencies, and the level of technology your people hold. your diary might be the only piece of evidence our society existed after nuclear war fries all of our data backups. future historians don't need to know about damian, they need at least a secondhand accounts of the great water wars and whether or not your leaders truly did worship a deity called "the free hand of the market"

[mothnem]

Keep writing about your crush Teenaged Girl. About your clothes, and how that other girl wore the same dress as you. Paint me a picture of what you were like.

[enchantedlantern]

Historians are going to hear about Damian and they're gonna LIKE IT

[crap-userrname16]

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I'm fine with her being self-aware enough to realize and admit who she wants. Even if it's toxic. Also means any good man who wants to date her has a better chance of being warned off.