pleas pet dog

alice, she/it/pup, ΘΔ, 24. overtaken by sonic brainrot. co-creator of the "NERO" ttrpg. pfp by @gabrielgba

[actualbird]

i posted about my omegaverse pill bottles and how they help me take my bipolar meds more regularly and it became a hit tweet im wheezing

[silvaurum]

it's not stupid if it works!!

[banhmigoddess]

My one boring tip to anyone in their 20s is to resist the temptation to rot in your room every time you get a free moment. Dismiss any neuroses you have about going outside and "being perceived". Be a dictator about it, plan your hangouts like they are binding commitments. No excuses! Go to the bar with your friends. Be kinda hungover at work. Socializing is like exercise; even if you don't feel like you want to, you should still do it because it's good for you.

[hollywolly3000]

Me: egad! what time of day is it?

The genius and elegant clock:

[gaytanic-panic]

[targetedknowledge]

[frankiesbullshit]

someone tell OP i did it, i spent about 3 hours on it

[melodies-stereo]

dont call things 'schizo'

[clowngirlcreampie]

youre not "schizoposting" you're just saying some weird shit and being sanist about it

[melodies-stereo]

people will disavow the R slur up and down but turn right around and refer to something as 'schizo' and not think anything of it. develop some actual principles and stop using sanist language

[joshlovesyou]

[salmonballer]

a masterlock? bro you are practically free-use

[pancakeke]

*bashes it with another master lock*

[mlarayoukai]

[3000s]

tumblr giveaway

reblog to win one of that

[themoneystore]

Hii

[mjc09]

Dragon Miku

Original design by pikat on Twitter (see below)

[squeakitties]

[justplainrain]

[whale-blanket]

[video: gianni matragrano, cosplaying as columbo, walks up to a kitchen counter and says: “hi there. uh,” (loud fumbling for his wallet, opening it to show an id) “lieutenant columbo, LAPD, homicide department.”

he puts his wallet back. someone uses twitch points to overlay someone throwing a pipebomb onto the screen. gianni says, trying to contain a laugh, “pipebomb.” the pipebomb explodes. cheering erupts. end alt text.]

[effiecalvin]

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

[junglejim4322]

Something I think about a lot is when dj khaled spent a day lost at sea on a jet ski literally just because he drove away and got lost and started live posting about it and as he got increasingly panicked he started making like inspirational insta stories about his opps wanting him to fail even though he was entirely responsible for the situation and just started saying shit like “they don’t want you to WIN. they don’t want you to get found when you’re lost at sea in the dark”

[missstrogen]

If you see this this is your sign to transition. Do it. you'll be happier.

[taffywabbit]

a batch of strange lil buny doodles, done as a commission for DuskmantleVT on Bluesky/Twitch! as always, i am here to remind you that bunies can do anything (and you cannot stop them)

[taffywabbit]

it's time for the sequel: another batch of funky lil buny doodles commissioned by DuskmantleVT! these fuzzy little things are soooo multifaceted and multitalented, look at them go

[taffywabbit]

and if you can believe it... it's a batch of silly buny doodles for DuskmantleVT once again. buny tip: you can find bunies almost anywhere - in the dirt, in the air, and even online!