catie

i’m probably sleeping rn

[1999gorl]

ITS A QUARTER AFTER 1 IM A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW

[rnutualfollow]

SAID I WOULDN’T CALL BUT I’VE LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOW 

[10938488482]

[pastweeks-deactivated20200512]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[roslips]

I’m girlfriend

[cloudfreed]

THIS IS A FUCKIN HEIST MOVIE MY GOOODDD

[tempestpaige]

this deserves an oscar

[surprisebitch]

that iconic plot twist omg

[younggoddess-otw]

I’ve been looking for this fucking video for like a year! 😂😂😂

[komemeda-nagito]

I’m making LaCroix

[cezarywho]

[unhingedbabe]

[momrobot]

people always say the strongest anime character is goku, next time you see a friend say that show them this

[yungbara]

todays mood is making out. I want a tongue in my mouth right fucking now

[i-raised-you-danker-than-this]

well have i got some news for you

[honeysucklesuggestions]

not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there

[constantcaturday]

My gf’s cat, Potato. The SPCA said her fur was really matted when they got her. The day she brought her home and 5 months later. From french fry to tator tot.

[princesstigerbelle]

A precious floofin

[africant]

Penny was too real

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[nymt97]

[elliesvoid]

This is the only shaggy meme I’ve laughed at so far

[thelegendofclarke]

The 2nd Amendment is no longer the right to bear arms.  The 2nd Amendment has become the right to take lives. The 2nd Amendment is no longer aiding citizens.  The 2nd Amendment is now abetting murderers.

When the laws don’t work, the laws must change. 

[nomadactual-deactivated20171012]

Well, clearly you failed 9th grade Social Studies.

[thelegendofclarke]

You know… I honestly don’t remember how did in 9th grade Social Studies?

I did okay majoring in Political Science and American Government in undergrad though. I graduated summa cum laude so I figure I must have learned something?

Law school also went alright I guess? I did somehow manage to get an article about the constitutionality and modification of excessive force laws through out the 50 states placed in a national publication. And I also managed to pass the Bar Exam. 

But yeah it’s totally possible I failed 9th grade social studies tbh. I was a little shit when I was 15 and gave no fucks. 

[clonesdreamgirl]

Hey, 911, I just witnessed a murder.

[sleepgrifter]

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[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[hobbinch]

This is an absolute tumblr relic. I feel like an archaeologist right now. This is incredible that this is on my dash.

[squided]

this is from an era long passed

[cute-n-adorable-deactivated2021]

Do u lnow what a finnish lapphund is? Any pics? 🐶

Here you go anon! Enjoy the floofs 😊❤️

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that after a man received a heart transplant from a suicide victim, he went on to marry the donor’s widow and then eventually killed himself in the exact same way the donor did (x)

[latex-salesman]

[literalforklift]

🎉🎉 HAPPY 1985 EVERYBODY!! 🎉🎉