Do You Like The Russian Ballet?

  An independent rp blog for Sofya Stanislovskievna Somorkov-Smirnoff (aka Sophie) from the 1997 animated Anastasia movie. Semi Selective, Multifandom, Multiship, Multiverse, OC friendly. Tracking apersonandacreampuff. Face claim is Adele.  Written by Christina.

[apersonandacreampuff]

((So....idk if this is an official semi-hiatus announcement? I'm just spending most of my time over on queenthorinoferebor if you wanna talk to me over there. It's a sideblog and I follow back from queenthorinsmain))

[lavahearted]

I DON’T KNOW what i did but here we are, at another incredible milestone. i’m struggling to find the words to say… 

to state that i’m grateful beyond belief would be a case of me making a huge understatement, especially since i’ve been here for such a short time. i never expected to get, at most, any more than one hundred followers. i never expected to be told by so many that i do zuko justice, that i made people want to watch or rewatch avatar, && all the other wonderful, kind words i’ve been blessed to receive. 

there have been some downs with this blog, regarding anon hate && such, but i’ve mostly had a spectacular time here. i adore writing zuko, adore delving into his every nook && cranny && analysing every fragment, every action, everything… && to know that a lot of people do indeed enjoy my eternal rambles, my portrayal, && my nonsense - ic && ooc - alike overwhelms me. 

i’ve found myself on the verge of crying many times already, because of how much love i receive, that i never thought i’d ever be worthy of receiving, especially for what i thought was a character && a series buried within the past, forgotten by many.

i may not be the most incredible or the most gifted or the most enchanting but i most definitely have followers that are && i’m so unbelievably thankful. i’m also blubbering like an idiot. 

moving on…

♚ TEAM AVATAR; the adored && the irreplaceable.

lunarhearted / glacialveined + accelerxting / tribewarrior / airpowered + / fallenfirebender / warscarred / msharuno / bythedagger / iyashinomizu.

♚ TURTLEDUCKS; my beloveds, stranger or otherwise.

contumeliam / prctecting / snowveined / snowquecn / inlustriis / inhumanistic / incendiiare / tianshxng / wxrshiiped / cxrpusnymphe / coronixn / waterbxnding / waiitress / firoyale / fragiliis / glaciial / jixnchi / energisms + fouclre / thrownweiight / raptxrsquad / raptxrqueen / rdxwson / rulebreakertoph / earthrumblechampion / edhelhernil / dutybent / undevelopedisms / underworlded / unseenmockingjay / wickedley / schrrecken / streetxcat / astraanopsia / achromatic-colress / souvreign / ledovna / lanternsandfountains + watersofmemory / kempybowe / kidhuzurupndar / aerflectere / viinter / voskreshenii / voyin / libertyiism / libanomancy / valkyrist / dragoniic / drakedomitor / draicon / drekihilmir / dreicha / lydiaiisms / veistul / carnivoreisms / caresparked / carcordial / tsugunaii / tooflless / gothgxrl / fraternus / crycgenic / perditioner / perdituus / perpetualshades / queenmxther / discogiirl / celestiialkindness / raptcrfather / xanemone / xanodite / letyourpxwershine / kiniros / spaceswordings / hashtagisms / humanrst / thegreatbritannia / whowaits / shcmi / jourdevanille / beyondreflection / sanctusangeli / tctally / xmonstro / sutaaken / suohiisms / c-h-i-t-a-n / montcgue / claamor / apersonandacreampuff / falsedivinity / feastofred / crycgenic / boomercng / morzanssxn / obxro / myriias / streetratted / thundcrs / travmsoldat / txrrakinetic / txrmentum / briisingr / seventhstand / uselessreptiile / tiideborn / speedborn / spiritualwiisdom / mooncrises / miiserably / arinisms / aristocraxtic / arraneous / tremorvision / jasminedragcn / lunamatrem / cxrrera / purplexrocker / priceofwar / vvielded / paintedloyalty / skybiison / kyaisms / lenisbalenas / ofinfinitestars / upchuckfactor / aaestus / herpact / ashiidanza / thirdsiies / futuriistic / momijii / chirishiisms / unmeix / && so many more !!

[damonic]

the person i reblogged this from is a precious cinnamon roll.

[headstrongmartin]

texts from last night! meme

[apersonandacreampuff]

[text] Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today? [text] The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here [text] He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after. [text] I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW [text] So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one’s for Team USA. [text] He gave me the “find somebody who wants to date you for who you are” speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants. [text] I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese [text] I just got high off one hit and then Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refrigerator and researching ways to replace it [text] Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?” [text] Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet? [text] He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I’m keeping him. [text] I’m making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life. [text] It’s a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later. [text] Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I’ve been waiting for this moment forever. [text] Lesson learned. Don’t roleplay with a real knife. [text] We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman’s birthday party for the food. Whoops. [text] He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle. [text] I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I’d say it was a pretty successful Thursday night. [text] I’m wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real. [text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”… [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] He told me he loved me. I didn’t know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man’s heart. [text] When was the last time you wore pants? [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today. [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention [text] This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the “High While Analyzing Disney Movies” texts begin. [text] Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won’t quit poking me on fb [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won’t be me. I’m drinking liquor out of a fishbowl. [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing. [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] Let’s play a little game called “Chill the Fuck Out” - you’re our first contestant [text] Didn’t get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie. [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance? [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day. [text] Vodka is such a love hate relationship. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go [text] Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes? [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter. [text] So I woke up today with someone’s door knob in my pocket. I hope everybody else got out of the house ok. [text] So we successfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] okay, this game isn’t funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are. [text] The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing. [text] when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] I’m gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now [text] i’m out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction. [text] Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[apersonandacreampuff]

NIGHT AT THE MUSEUM STARTERS

"End of the line, cool breeze."

"All right! Let's do this, people! And... animals! And... weird faceless puppet creatures!"

"Oh. That's problematic."

"Why are you slapping a monkey?"

"Some men are born great, others have greatness thrust upon them."

"This is not worth $11.50 an hour!"

"I'm gonna shoot you in your dang eye. In your dadgum eye."

"A little birdie told me somebody likes... magic."

"Don't let anything in or out."

"We may be small but our hearts are large... metaphorically speaking."

"I ain't quittin' you!"

"He looks like a weirdie."

"Are you crackin' wise?"

"Moving on."

"I told you, I don't like to be manhandled!"

"Now stop whining and take it like a man!"

"Don't be a kiss-ass."

"You don't seem very bad. You just seem sort of vaguely grouchy to me."

"I just feel as if I've been asleep for along time and now suddenly I'm awake."

"This is a no-touching zone!"

"It was shorter in Egyptian."

"Is that you breathing? Because I can't hear myself think."

"He is not a friendly. I repeat, NOT a friendly!"

"Whoever you are, Archie Bunker, you had one comfortable throne."

"Don't cross this line with your hand!"

"If you speak again, I'm going to kill you."

"You haven't been able to take your cheaters off my chassis since we met."

"Did they run out of jokes at the interesting-joke store that you shop at?"

"My hair is considered currency in certain parts of Europe."

"That mustachioed horseman ain't always gonna be there to protect you! You hear me?!"

"Bully! Gotcha, boy."

"It's just for decoration."

"Don't talk down to me!"

"For the love of Gideon, stop wallowing in self-pity."

"Yeah, it's cool. It's freakin' awesome!"

"You wanna dance, hot dog?"

"You ain't gettin' rid of us that easy."

"Who's evolved?"

"The Guardian of Brooklyn has returned!"

"I HAVE COME BACK TO LIFE!"

"We're Americans! We don't plan, we do!"

"I'm a person just like you."

"But won't yelling "Attack!" alert the enemy that we are about to attack?"

"Any questions not about the dress?"

"Why do you look at me when you say "short"?"

"Oh, you naive American man-boy."

"Steady, my friend. Just stay alive! I will find you!"

"I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're just adorable."

[ohlovequotes]

I could have the world, but it means nothing without you.

(via

ohlovequotes

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[apersonandacreampuff]

((Sorry for being out of commission these last few days. I've mostly been on queenthorinoferebor. I owe a few starters, most verse specific, and if I don't get to them today, I'll get to them sometime tomorrow while I'm recovering from wisdom teeth removal."

[apersonandacreampuff]

Ant infestation in my bathroom. Gonna be spending a good hour or two cleaning.

[techmosamson]

"Is it true that..." Finish it in my ask box!

[arkhamcitiesmoved-deactivated20]

chubby characters

reblog if u agree

[sukkanen]

chubby characters that aren’t treated as a constant joke

chubby characters that are just as important as characters of different bodytypes

chubby characters that do sports and are sporty but still chubby

chubby characters who aren’t treated as less attractive than their thinner counterparts

chubby characters whose weight isn’t treated as something that has to change for them to be better/more attractive/whatever the fuck else

chubby characters whose main character trait isn’t just about food

♥ chubby characters!!!!♥

[leprinceofmeme]

Ask my muse about their mother/father!

[justrpmemesandmusings]

Masquerade AU Starter Sentences

“I feel like I know you.”

“I have to leave at midnight”

“Are you going to leave a shoe behind for me to find you?”

“I’ll take my mask off only if you can guess my name.”

“I know you, but you don’t know me.”

“I don’t think I know you.”

“Have we met before?”

“Your eyes are breathtakingly beautiful behind that mask!”

“Care to dance?”

“So I guess this is the wallflower section?”

“Punch?”

“I can’t dance.”

“You’re doing a lovely job.”

“Ow! You stepped on my foot.”

“Don’t step on my skirts”

“This corset is so tight.”

“You look handsome tonight.”

“You look beautiful tonight.”

“That’s a lovely dress.”

“That dress shows off all the right curves.”

“I never thought I’d see you in a tux.”

“You look great in a tux.”

“Her dress must have cost her thousands.”

“Some people go so overboard with these things.”

“Can I see who you are beneath the mask?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Stop looking at your feet and look at me.”

“I feel like I’m hobnobbing with royalty here.”

“I’ve never worn anything this fancy before.”

“Can you guess who I am?”

“You can take off my mask.”

“You have to promise not to be upset when I take off the mask.”

“These shoes are leaving blisters!”

“I feel like I’m in a fairy tale.”

“I feel like I’m in a nightmare.”

[apersonandacreampuff]

Icebreaker starters!

"Are you alright?"

"Can you open this for me?"

"Where am I?"

"Who are you?"

"It's freezing out here!"

"Can you show me where the nearest store is?"

"Have you seen my pet anywhere?"

"How did you find me?"

"Can I hide here for a few minutes?"

"What are you making?"

"Help! Someone help me!"

"I'm lost..."

"That smells delicious!"

"I can't do this!"

"I think this is your mail."

"Is that mine? I've been looking everywhere for this!"

"Run!"

"That was close..."

"How did you find this place?"

"Is this yours?"

"I think you dropped this."

"I've been robbed!"

"Thank you so much!"

"Is this your home?"

"Step into the light, so I can see you..."

"It's dark in here!"

"It's so hot outside!"

"Is that fire?"

"Happy Unbirthday!"

"What's that?"

"Why am I here?"

"Can you help me find something?"

[apersonandacreampuff]

OUaT? (If you watch it)

SEND ME A FANDOM AND I’LL TELL YOU A CHARACTER I’D ROLEPLAY FROM THAT FANDOM.

Ironically enough, I’m watching it right now. My sister’s really into it and she’s making me rewatch with her. We’re in the middle of season 2 and I’ve gotta say, I’d probably play Henry. 

Not only is he one of the only characters I don’t want to punch in the face half the time, but he’s very interesting and real. He has normal little kid reactions and is still pure and honest and straightforward with everyone around him. I adore that kid.

[youmissedsxcker]

SEND ME A FANDOM AND I’LL TELL YOU A CHARACTER                 I’D ROLEPLAY FROM THAT FANDOM.

[babyphotography1]

[apersonandacreampuff]

lydiastilinski:

i just want everyone to know i am very cute very angry and very bisexual