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[lincolnmax]

Cool World (1992)

[leftmyheartinthetardis]

I want to know everything about Montrose Pretty.  Who tf is this guy.  Why is he so into Ephemera.  Apparently he wears a wig all the time? Or is it just part of his Ephemera costume??  He wears a digital mask.  He talks to broken animatronics- extremely outdated tech!- to relax.  His go-to last name is “Goodparty.”  He has several identities waiting for when shit hits the fan.  He’ll do just about any job for the right price. He talks to broken animatronics to relax.  He’s a fanboy.  He’s a master manipulator.  He can tell if you’re lying just by looking at you.  How many people actually know his face?  He talks to broken animatronics to relax.  He tried to convince Matchstick he was their father.  He’s a southern gentleman.  He’s a wanted criminal.  He met with reverse batman.  He works for Dentonic.  He talks to broken animatronics to relax?

[chicagoeggwhisperer]

"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.

[powerburial]

Have you ever actually read the Bible? No, God did not "dare" anyone to kill a baby nor did he command such a thing. People will fabricate anything to criticize the Bible.

he said "rip that baby up" in a game show host voice, very distasteful

[plumslices]

[mossyshadows]

got to stop thinking that i'm rotting stagnating etc.. i'm marinating. i'm slow cooking . i'm proofing dough

[ghostheiress]

why is this comment on an apple crisp recipe me every single day at work

[xenosagaepisodeone]

we have been tricked into thinking that love is the spice of life when it is actually the broth -_-

[bigwizardhat]

i think green is the best color. like it’s not my favorite, but it’s the best out of all of them. if you disagree i’m going to kill you so hard and so fast

[rcktpwr]

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

[ceeberoni]

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

[amyritter]

THOT SHIT (2021) by Megan Thee Stallion / FIGHT CLUB (1999) dir. David Fincher

[youdonthavetogotocollege]

I HATE when I see people with european license plates driving around. Like how did you get here

[amateur-menace]

“My Bisexual Wife”

Acrylics on Canvas

[boethiah]

[redchrominance]

Pope Francis…

[dicaeopolis]

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

[dicaeopolis]

a small rhythmic motion: is happening

us for 6 million years and counting: talented brilliant showstopping incredible

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

*recognizes that im feeling geniuine human emotion* ok, troubling

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items