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kain • 27 • they/them

[ostolero]

[achillesinhighheels]

Come with me we’re going laughing

[cloevr]

real life: sorry im just not a social media kind of guy… i wanna live in the moment y’know…. im like really private i like having secrets

on tumblr at 11:41 pm : guess whose period just started while watching fraggle rock season 1 episode 17

[coyotevocation]

I've skimmed a few of these popular romantasy books and they disappoint me greatly not because I think women shouldn't have hobbies but by god they deserve to read better porn

[coyotevocation]

more songs could stand to be about sex and drugs

[meanbuddhist]

ran out of things to run to or away from. what now

[womanpraiser]

Cause problems

[meanbuddhist]

i cannot do that

[daciancatamite]

[wutheringdoe]

do you think of me when ur in your castle? playing with your sword?

[road0flife]

[toskarinfr]

my ability to take this 🫢 emoji seriously has been obliterated by that one image

[toskarinfr]

getting this image beamed into my head psionically whenever i see it used in any context

[sacred-portal]

[mychemicalraymance]

Did You Know? You can get a Student Discount almost anywhere by Lying

[mychemicalraymance]

Everyone saying "what if they ask for my ID" literally just continue to lie and say you forgot it and sometimes they will still give it to you because ticketing employees don't make commission brooooooo

[starrynet]

[futuremissingperson1]

[andreablog2]

I’m at the Cheesecake Factory and our server is a total lgbt tweaker. I am going to tip cash .

[evilcyclopsxmen]

“modern au” “highschool au” human/non-powered au"

Why don’t you just watch glee then.

[evilcyclopsxmen]

I use this to torture my victims:

[luciencation-deactivated2026032]

they throw regular rats at eachother

[eroscestlavie]

normally I would not just screenshot myself and post it here but it’s Friday and I’m feeling lazy