Germano is my brand

Joey | he/him | 21 | ♎

[aph-romato]

I wanna do some writing so if you have a ship and/or a prompt you want to see, send them in! I wanna do some drabbles!

[tempural]

B/W sketch page commission 🖤 A long time comin'.

[39kqm]

shes so adorbs

[ironicorange-hetalia]

template

[senditothemoonn]

Damn so like they’re in love love

[hydroponicprism]

You are the habit I can't seem to kick / You are my secrets on the front page every week

[sometimecatsometimenot-deactiva]

Apple

So I got less chance to draw a better quality fanart, but finishing some sketchy one is better than give it all up 😂 I wish to finish this one for more than a month, if I remember it right, btw. Eventually I decided to finish the art this way 🙏

[tvarinich]

the best women in the world olya & natasha

[animentality]

[aph-romato]

Me when I studied historical relations between denmark and norway for dennor fanfiction

[irl-romano]

Hot Women? In My Gay Personification Anime?

Seychelles

Belgium

Voting ended onAug 18, 2023

it's more likely than you think.

aka the women's hottie contest. aka the "mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy?" contest. aka the "step on me" contest. vote for the best girl 🫶

this will also be done elimination style!

obviously inspired by @hetalia-club, i just wanna get my girls some love.

[hwsforeignrelations]

Hetalians, whats our age demographic?

Below 18

18-20

21-23

24-26

27-29

30+

Voting ended onAug 11, 2023

[fumblingmusings]

The fact that nations are, in essence, spirits that can take huge amounts of physical and mental punishment and still spring back into shape like humanoid slinkies. The fact that being in their presence screws with time and that the longer they are around an individual, the more that person's ageing and sense of time becomes distorted. The fact that humans can not mentally cope with such things and - if spending long enough with a nation - they can and will be driven to madness. The fact that nations choose spirits or animals as their companions instead, as animals do not have the mental faculties to worry about the implications of a slowed growth and immortality. The fact that nations have their own language that they are born knowing but them learning another nation's language is a genuine act of friendship.

The fact that nationhood is inherently alienating from the very people of their land. They are made of humans, but by design cannot be around them. The fact that all they really have is each other, and yet one of their primary functions is to be an arm of the military. The fact that we see over and over and over again nations bemoaning what a lonely life they lead, and how many of them turn to increasingly desperate or extreme measures to have some form of companionship. The fact that titles of siblings or children are entirely artificial, but they accept those titles for the feeling of belonging to the point where even acts of war can not separate some of those ties.

...Nationhood sucks. Is what I am saying.

[aphpuffinchild]

groupchat assignment draw iceland in your favourite outfit so i ran to mspaint and put him in my gay little star outfit :]

[irl-romano]

the itabros are on tunglr?!

[ashafox]

Aph prussia?? I rest.....

Aph Prussia with BOOBS?? REAL SHIT

[belhelgalar]

*sigh of disgust*

[crumpled--notes]

Nations as Things I Heard at my Work or College

I’ve used some of these before, but I can’t find the posts anymore so here we go

Hungary: “Come here. Let me look in your eyes.” Prussia: *leaning away* “Last time someone said that I ended up in the back of a police car.”

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Canada: “Take your time. I’m staring at nipples.” *pauses* “Wait. That sounded wrong.”

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Belgium: “I need you to separate the girl toys and boy toys.” Liechtenstein: “You have a boy toy.” Belgium: *starts to fall, trying not to laugh too loud* Liechtenstein: “You seemed stressed earlier; I wanted to make you laugh.”

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America: “Shit. Forgot my scissors. Anyone got a knife?” *silence* America: “I know at least one of you rednecks is carrying a knife. Hand it over, I’m not here to snitch.”

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Denmark: *tosses over farm animal puzzle* “Found a trans guy puzzle.” Norway: “… How’s it a trans guy puzzle?” Denmark: “It’s missing its cock.”

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*fire alarm going off* Estonia: *not moving* “If I die in a fire, I won’t have to take finals.”

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Belarus: “I need to clean my knife. There’s lube all over it.”

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France: “England, do you need anything else?” England: *just dealt with a customer* “Someone to shoot me in the head.”

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Lithuania: “Here, you can have your dick back.”