Aph-Ship-Me

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could i get a scenario where germany falls in love with a girl that he's not compatible with? like a lazy, night owl, messy, obnoxious girl but he loves her because she's really rebellious, intelligent, and interesting? this is a weird ask, i know

Awww it’s OKAi!!^^

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He was completely, and utterly baffled.

He couldn’t believe that he, extremely organized, hardworking and polite, would ever fall for someone like her.

Someone so……incompatible.

She was the complete opposite of him—lazy, messy, obnoxious, unorganized and to top it off her metabolic clock was completely upside down.

How? How and why was he feeling that way? She was like a female Italy, and that wasn’t good, no it was bad. But he couldn’t deny the fluttering and abnormally fast beating of his heart, and the heat that would form around his cheeks whenever he was around her. He couldn’t deny how he always unconsciously looked forward to seeing her everyday, how he liked the ways she smiled, the way her eyes gleamed in excitement and joy when she was happy.

He couldn’t deny his feelings for her.

The way she was so mischievous and cheeky, how she was so intelligent and smart, and how she was so unique and different from everyone else, he loved all of it.

He let out a deep sigh, releasing all the pent up tension in his body. Brushing a hand tiredly through his platinum blond hair, an image of her smiling appeared in his mind, and he closed his eyes.

He would have to work out these feelings. ~admin mochi

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Ukraine relationship head canons?

~she loves showing affection to you, especially in public, pulling you into hugs and kissing your cheek by surprise.~she acts like a overly-worried mother, always overreacting when you get hurt, even a small cut and will panick.~she loves going out on walks or picnics with you, and always clings onto your arm while enjoying the scenery.~her boobs are the softest pillow you will ever rest your head on.~she has the tendency to wave and shout excitedly and run towards you, tackling you in a hug when she hasn't seen you for a period of time and you finally appear before her.~her brother is one thing you'll have to deal with.~admin mochi

[aph-ship-me]

U F K N for My big buff German puff....Germany

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) - His favourite position would probably be just anything that lets him have control over you. Most likely, you bent over something, or with you on your hands and knees in front of you, back arched and face buried in the sheets. 

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) - Dom/sub dynamics. Him in charge. Just…. shit never goes his way, so watching you willingly bend to his will is so hot. He’s also not opposed to letting you take charge but holy fucking hell seeing you needy and willing for him is the ultimate turn on. 

 - Bondage. Not… Sex dungeon shit like I don’t think he’d go that far, but he’s got soft ropes and silk ribbons and soft leather and god if you don’t stop squirming he’ll tie you down and make you pay. 

 - Toys. Dildos and vibrators and butt plugs 

 - Over-stimulation is a big one, he thinks you look so pretty squirming and crying out into the air. 

 - JESUS CHRIST HICKIES EVERYWHERE HE SAYS HE ISN’T POSSESSIVE BUT THE BRUISES ALL OVER YOUR BODY SAY OTHERWISE

 - Ok and I feel like he totally gets off on semi-public sex but he never acts upon it because he has a thing called Self Control™

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) - Obviously consent is big with every single person who we write about, but with Germany it’s so fucking important all the time. He always asks if something is ok and if you don’t immediately answer yes he stops immediately

 - Anything that causes serious pain

 - blood

 - he just wants everything to be safe and enjoyable 

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) - Bro, he’s so unfair. Like, he wouldn’t tease you on purpose outside the bedroom, but once he’s got you he’d bring you all the way to the brink of release and then just leave you there, teetering until he’s satisfied with how much you’ve begged.

 - Admin Echo

[aph-ship-me]

i just love this blog and the way you portray germany, could you imagine some nsfw time with a shy s/o please ? xoxo

(NSFW AHEAD!!)

 - Germany himself is quite shy the first couple times you guys have sex, so it’s really just a nervous mess of trembling hands. 

 - You might be able to laugh it off, cheeks stinging, but it wouldn’t be that easy for poor Germany, he doesn’t ant to disappoint and he’S JUST NOT USED TO THIS ALRIGHT!! Give the poor guy a break!!

 - but later oh boy oh boy this kid he fucking loves how flustered you get

 - Oh? You’re too embarrassed to make noises because you’re afraid you’ll sound weird? He’d make it his mission to make you as loud as possible, pulling out all stops and fucking you until you were so sensitive you couldn’t not make a noise. 

 - Oh? You’re too shy to tell him what you want him to do? Tough, he’s making you beg for specifics. 

 - I mean, if you really didn’t enjoy it, he’d def stop and if it got to be too much god he would fucking stop so fast and be so scared and ashamed but it’s so hot to see you cut loose, and to know that he made you that way it’s too fuckin’ much for Lud. 

 - Just… In general, making his normally shy s/o dissolve into an unashamed and needy puddle gets him going so quickly wow

 - Admin Echo

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How would the Axis and Prussia and Romano react to their s/o coming to a world meeting to give them their lunch that they left at home and a quick kiss?

Italy: Would be extremely grateful to you and would give lots of hugs and kisses in return. Would try to persuade everyone to let you stay just so he could cuddle up to you for the rest of the meeting instead of sitting there in boredom.Germany: Would be extremely embarrassed and bring you out of the room to avoid being teased by the rest of the members. When the two of you are alone, he would bashfully thank you awkwardly, trying to avoid your gaze and would quickly give you a peck on the cheek. When he returns to the meeting, he would still be blushing as he remembers what he did, this being one of the few times for him to not pay attention in a meeting.Japan: Would be very embarrassed, and would thank you quickly while taking the lunch. He would be very flustered when you kiss him, especially in front of others and would send you off quickly, feeling bad that he did not return the kiss and determined to make it up to you later. Would be too embarrassed to look at any of the other members for the rest of the meeting, not lifting his head up from the table while his ears and cheeks are still tinted red.Prussia:Would keep praising you about how awesome you were for bringing his awesome lunch to the awesome him. Would be slightly embarrassed when you kiss him, but would quickly brush it off and kiss you back, patting your hair and ruffling your hair slightly. After you leave, he would keep boasting about how awesome you were to everyone for the rest of the meeting.Romano:Would be very embarrassed when seeing you, and get very flustered, instantly questioning your reasons for being here. When you explain to him why you were here, he would quickly thank you and usher you out of the room, making it a quick conversation and not giving you enough time to give him a kiss. He would give glares to anyone that teased him, instantly shutting them up. But for the rest of the meeting he would feel bad for not thanking you properly and would make sure to return the favor later with lots of kisses and cuddles.

~admin mochi

[aph-ship-me]

Heya, can I have a ship? I'm a 4'8", bisexual female who LOVES being considered cute. I have a huge sweet tooth and will often bring sweets with me wherever I go. I'm not one for parties and I'm actually the most innocent person because I'm too spooked to try anything risky. I'm kind of shy and anxious all the time so it will take a bit to make me do something daring. I'm rather jumpy and forgetful so it is not uncommon to be easily startled. Thanks

I ship you with… America!

He’d find you absolutely adorable and you’d have him wrapped around your little finger. Alfred is a goon, though, and he’d totally get injured trying to look cool for you, showing off how strong he is or how brave he is. He’d want to take you to haunted houses and to see scary movies to have you want him for protection but he’d end up screaming or something and it’s adorable. I feel like a lot of your relationship would be a lot of him convincing you to do crazy shit with kisses and then instantly regretting it because wtf was he even thinking does he have thoughts in his head or is it just elevator music?? But if you really don’t like being startled, like if you cried or got really angry he’d stop and go into Mama Bear Mode™ and stop. 

 - Admin Echo

[aph-ship-me]

Hey, I wanted to ask if you could ship me. I'm 5'5 and pretty much a twig. I am a huge tomboy, I have brown hair so short, its shaved in the back. Hazel eyes, one with a weird birth mark. I usually wear lots of comfy clothes. I like video games and scary stuff, especially Supernatural. I'm pretty calm most of the time, but I'm not afraid to fight someone who messes with my friends. I'm pretty reckless, so don't blame me if i accidentally break my arm. That's pretty much it, have a nice day!

I ship you with…. Canada!

I have this really funny image in my head where he’s constantly just chasing after you shouting nO! Especially when you get protective and reckless, he’s just baBE PLS! And he’s there to patch you up whenever shit gets a little too real. I feel like he’d be really into Supernatural, but he gets the creeps really easily so you’d have to convince him that you would protect him and shit, and he’d totally just sit with you while you play video games, reading or going over paperwork or some shit while you shout it’s so beautiful.

 - Admin Echo

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I would love to get shipped if you're down.I'm 5' 0" I have black hair with red highlights and very dark brown eyes. I am a Pansexual female. I'm not athletic and I love napping A LOT, but I love to ski and swim. Im bad at most types of art except for weird stuff like Perler beads.I like going outside, creepypastas, cartoons, eating, and the Internet. I'm generally really insecure about myself and my looks, a INFP, I'm lowkey pessimistic and sarcastic but funny and able to comfort. Thank you! ❤️

I ship you with….. Hong Kong!

Creepy pastas, cartoons, eating and the internet are totally his things, and he’d be overjoyed to sit and share them with you. He’s a little guarded and reclusive, but he’s more than happy to open up to the right person. He’d probably be impartial to skiing and swimming until he went with you, and then he’d secretly enjoy your trips together more than you realize. 

 - Admin Echo

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Hello! May I have a ship? I'm an outgoing female with a love for the arts and science! I also really enjoy makeup and playing around with it. I'm passionate about education and love learning! My hobbies are writing, playing video games, performing, and sleeping. I'm an emotional, impulsive, friendly, short-tempered, and witty person! Thank you, dear!

I ship you with… Seychelles!!

She’s a great admirer of the arts, and could you even imagine marine sciences with her?? You guys would totally sit around outside in the warm weather talking about everything abstract for hours, toes barely grazing the crystalline waters and smiles small and simple. You two are alike, and I usually try not to pair people too similar, but I feel like you’d ride out the perfect balance of the same but different. You slot together like rays of sunshine through crinkled blinds from opposite windows and it’s beautiful and slight. 

 - Admin Echo

[aph-ship-me]

ship please? Im a sagittarius with a life path 7. I sorta have no idea how to act when someone praises me for emotional support. Im kinda secretive & insecure I guess but Im loyal. I sometimes drift away from friends. I tryna be understanding too. ty

I ship you with…. Finland!

He’d be there with you, through thick and thin, trying to help you and he understands. Jesus, this kid can read a person like a book, and he’s still so kind and joyful, he just wants to help you. And when you turn loyal to him, begin showing and returning his care and love, he’d be so happy and surprised he’d probably cry when he realizes you love him back. 

- Admin Echo

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May I get a 1p and 2p ship please? I'm 5'5", bi,leo,infp, female, with blue hair, glasses, and hazel eyes. I wrestle even though I am very lazy. I feel awkward around people but I just cover it up with jokes. I draw and LOVE cuddles. I get annoyed easily but also forgive quickly. I may seem happy go lucky but I get more emotional the more you get to know me. I am known for my puns! Thank you! (I'm sorry if I have sent an ask in multiple times, I'm losing track of who I message...)

Just answered! Honestly, sorry it took so long, I’m just suddenly in the mood do some ships and gettin’ to our miles deep inbox.

 - Admin Echo

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May I get a ship please? I'm an infp. I wrestle and play soccer even though I'm really lazy. I'm socially awkward but I cover it up by acting silly. I love drawing and LOVE cuddles! I get annoyed easily but I also forgive way to easily. Im usually silly but will get serious if someone is messing with my friends. Once you get to know me I get more emotional than I let on. I'm insecure and I put myself down a lot (I know it can get annoying with my complaining... :( ). Anyways, thank you!!

I ship you with… UKRAINE!

Bc if you have wrestling or soccer matches I see her at the front of the crowd screaming and jumping, cheering you on and she’s lazy too, so the best of cuddles when you wanna sit and hang together. When you get annoyed, she’d totally pout if it’s nothing serious and you’d have to forgive her because she looks so adorable. And protect her!!! Because she’s a little aloof and doesn’t realize when people are being mean to her. All in all, she’d just be there to support you and lift you up completely. 

 - Admin Echo

[aph-ship-me]

Alright thank you so much! Ok, so I am 5"5 and asexual, but biromantic, I'm quiet but will keep up a convo, I am kind of brutely honest if I know you well, And I am kind of a nerd.

I ship you with…. FRANCE!

I’m not really sure what it is, Just… I’ve got a gut feeling that he’d totally be in to you. He finds your straightforwardness charming even though it contrasts with his own personality so starkly, and he fuckin loves nerds. You’d be like a deep breath of fresh air to him and hopefully you’d have him in all his affectionate glory. Also, he’s totally chill with your sexuality, love’s love and it doesn’t have to be physical if you don’t want it to be.

 - Admin Echo

[aph-ship-me]

Hello. Um so like that last post about bringing their lunch and a kiss to a world meeting. How would Spain, Denmark, and Prussia react?

Spain:He would be slightly embarrassed at forgetting his lunch, but would be very thankful to you and return your kiss with more kisses, forgetting the company he had behind him ad giving them a free show. Would probably have to be interrupted by someone, mainly an irritated Romano and would bashfully send you off, a smile plastered on his face during the entire meeting.Denamrk:Would be very pleased to get back his forgotten lunch and get to see you at the same time, like killing two birds with one stone. Will trap you into a tight hug once he spots you, and excitedly start bombarding you with questions, still not letting go. Would keep on chatting with you until someone interrupted, and even then would refuse to part with you, having to have some members of the meeting to restrain him while you wave goodbye.Prussia:Would keep praising you about how awesome you were for bringing his awesome lunch to the awesome him. Would be slightly embarrassed when you kiss him, but would quickly brush it off and kiss you back, patting your hair and ruffling your hair slightly. After you leave, he would keep boasting about how awesome you were to everyone for the rest of the meeting.

~admin mochi

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How would the Allies react to their s/o coming to a world meeting to give them their lunch that they left at home and a quick kiss?

America:Would blush slightly, but return the gesture, hugging you tightly while pulling you into another kiss, causing the other Allies to look away in embarrassment and guilt for watching the two of you. After you left, he would sit back down and probably eat his lunch right away.Canada:Would be blushing really badly, still managing to stutter out a thank you. Before you leave, he would gather up the courage to return your peck back, and for the rest of the meeting would keep his head face down on the table, not listening to the meeting and contemplating on what he had just done.France:Would thank you in a gentlemanly manner, kissing your hand and all, completely ignoring the company behind him, but would eventually have to stop after many protests from the rest to continue it in a more private time. Would give you one last kiss and watch you leave before getting into a fight with England over his previous comments.China:Would be a little embarrassed, but still thank you properly and kiss you back, sending a glare to the source every time he heard a comment about you and him. After you left he would sit back down and think about how cute you were, and how what he would do to repay you with, probably cuddling.Russia:Would accept it gratefully and thank you a lot, pulling you into a bear hug and kissing your forehead, but would have a dark aura around him and a dangerous smile on his lips to warn the others not to talk about this, even after you left.England:Would be very embarrassed, acting all tsundere to you but thanking you sincerely at the end, hesitantly giving you a quick kiss on the cheek, his face turning even more red to the background sounds coming from the other Allies. Would later get teased by France and get into a fight.

I hope you enjoyed this and I’m sorry if it’s bad!!! I’ll try even harder!!!

~admin mochi

[aph-ship-me]

Just wanting to say hi. Also welcome admin mochi:) I hope you all had a good day or night

Ehehe hai!!!!^^ I did have one, especially after reading this and I hope you have a good day or night too!!!^^

~admin mochi

[aph-ship-me]

Haiyaaaaaa^^

Hai guys nice to meet you!!!^^ I’m a new admin at this blog and I’m really looking forward to helping with the blog!!!^^ I’ll do my best!!!^^ ~admin mochi