aph-proshitter

THIS IS A BITCHING BLOG. YOU WON'T CHANGE MY MIND ABOUT THINGS I POST ABOUT. IF YOU INTERACT WITH MY POSTS EXPECTING A DEBATE YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID!!!!

[aphproshitter]

god forbid a male character show a drop of feminity/emotion bc if he doesn't adhere to conservative christian values of masculinity then he MUST be a trans guy. what do you think about trans men, if you are constantly headcanoning masc characters who dare to have some sort of traditionally feminine qualities as transmasc. gender isn't how you act, or have we slid back as a society???

idk man it kinda smells like transphobia to me that people automatically assume that any non-big burly bara guy is a trans guy.

do you think that all trans men are soft uwu bois? do you think that trans men HAVE to retain effeminate qualities bc "they used to be women"? trans men come in every shape and size and color and background you could ever imagine, so why the hell are people so obsessed with forcing trans men into a feminine role?

don't get me started on the "bottom=trans guy" fanfiction trend going on. it reeks of transphobia and compulsive heterosexuality.

not a vaguepost, just ripped a bong and got to thinking about bullshit.

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Antis be like "lolisho is CSAM!!!!" then watch the loli and shota show...

so like, either you DONT think that lolisho is CSAM and you watch shows like black butler, hetalia, ouran, etc DESPITE the depictions you claim to be of illegal material because "theyre not real and im not gooning to it so its fine"

Or you DO think it is CSAM and you watch the show anyway??? Either way youre still engaging with the material you claim to be a violation of a child's rights. Antis do know this, right???

If you think the cartoon character is being victimized and brutalized and that watching that stuff is illegal, why do you watch it??

Antis piss me off so much frfr

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just saw tadc final act

i've never shipped royalteeth more in my LIFE

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willogenic and endogenic """"systems"""" are so fucking dumb imagine seeing someone's mind fracturing due to intense and repeated trauma throughout their entire life and going:

"omggggg but what if i had that but instead of it being a massive feeling of not having autonomy over my own body i just pretend it's my fictional husband controlling my body and he was a furry and he's gay"

god, some of you people need to be okay with the fact that being neurotypical isn't a shameful thing AND that having mental health issues aren't quirky little traits. schizophrenia/did/bpd/autism/adhd/ocd isn't quirky or cool to have, it genuinely can fuck up someone's life and make them lose themselves.

god forbid you come in anything but first place in the self-identified victim olympics

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highkey all these fuckass "nonsharing yumeshippers" that claim to be proship kinda piss me off. like fym you advocate for anti-censorship and ship and let ship but the minute i see your profile you threaten to kill and dismember other people who also like your favorite bundle of pixels. y'all are glorified sans fangirls where are the killing animations you losers

(also just in general the term yumeshipper pisses me off bc it is quite literally fetishizing japan/japanese words to make you seem more unique and special. you're no better than the gooner chuds that you hate. your orientalism is showing and you are condoning the blatant fetishization of asian people simply because they're asian. if you hate passport bros and guys who came back from the wars with a new asian bride to replace their "independent and unruly" wife, then why do you uphold their ideals?)

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broke: interacting and engaging in "transrace/disability" accounts

woke: pretending all blogs that say they are transrace/disability are just really committed ragebait bots that get money from interactions

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"proship dni" and then proceeds to not only claim to like toxic yaoi but then also selfships with a murderer, stalker, or yandere character. "proship dni" then proceeds to obsess over ships like Hannigram, Gabv1el, BatJokes, etc. "proship dni" then waxes poetry about how cannibalism is a metaphor for obsessive love.

like dawg the call is coming from inside the house.

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i'll say it once, i'll say it every day.

I hate minors in adult fandoms it's so fucking disgusting. For example, i write a lot of Date Everything smut on my main acct. a MINOR REBLOGGED IT. I scrolled through their blog and they are apparently addicted to reblogging date everything smut fics.

God it's so fucking gross because Date Everything is a MATURE AGE RATING GAME.

THE GAME IS NOT FOR MINORS, IT WAS NEVER MEANT FOR MINORS, AND ITS GODDAMN DISGUSTING THAT MINORS FEEL ENTITLED TO ENGAGE IN A FANDOM THAT IS MEANT FOR ADULTS EXPLICITLY.

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GUYS????? LMAO????

guys so this happened on my nsfw account. This person was spam liking my smutty posts so i got curious and looked at their profile to see if this person was a minor sneaking around in spaces not welcome to them. I get to the fucking intro post and in the "THINGS I DO NOT LIKE" section I see:

oh my god. oh my fucking god. This is such a fucking child. bc first of all

1. Astro fictonkin gf 2. had an EMOTIONAL AFFAIR WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER 3. apparently this was so fucking devastating and traumatizing that they simply MUST tell the world that this happened 4. "I'll spill the tea"

What kind of stupid, dumbass, illiterate, emotionally jacked up people are on tumblr??? like i'm not talking about the fun freaks, i'm talking about whatever crack this dumb fuck was on when they made this shit public. You're either too young to be on the internet or too stupid to be using it at all. Oh my god this is the most terminally online shit I've ever seen, and I'm old enough to remember having a deviantart accout in middle school.

Anyway i'd thought I share this to give the rest of yall a little laugh because me and my spouse certainly had a blast with this.

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My parents found out I shipped sebaciel...

They don't give a fuck! Wow! it's almost as if fictional ships don't affect reality!!!

Seriously though my mom watched the corset scene while we were watching Black Butler together and was like "so the demon definitely wants to have sex with him." and i was like YES MOM. THATS THE PLOT OF THE SHOW.

Other interesting quotes.

"Oh, so he barks." - episode 2

"So that's where you got your personality from" - episode 4

"Oh that's a woman woman... Queen?" - Episode 8

"Okay- so the sexual tension is obvious- why does everyone want to fuck blue boy? Why don't they want Sebastian?" -Episode 6

"Is the drug dealer single?"

"I'd leave <my dad's name> for Lau."

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Deadpool is a proshipper you can't change my mind.

[aphproshitter]

so tired of antis interacting with my proship art on my main blog and tagging it #antisebaciel like??? sebastian is literally about to fuck him but ok loser

[aphproshitter]

itty bitty rant about maps/pedos/zoos/necros and the proshipping sphere

anybody who uses MAP/minor attracted person to refer to a pedophile needs to get offline forever. call those creeps what they are. pedophiles.

and i dont care if mf's are subsectioned as "oh but i'm a no-contact map/zoo1!11!" i don't care??? a pedo is a pedo??? a zoophile is a zoophile???

If you have urges to violate a CHILD or an ANIMAL, seek help immediately.

Nobody in the proship community thinks what you're doing is "valid" or "right" and any people that do need to also seek help immediately.

zoophiles, pedophiles, necrophiles, and any sort of fucked up people that try to worm their way into validating themselves- unkindly fuck off. the proshippers don't want you here.

Unlike you, we don't want to harm children or fantasize about raping animals/children/corpses you sick freaks.

[aphproshitter]

black butler is a proshipper show prove me wrong using original source material on GOD

as a treat, have some canon sebaciel under the cut

[aphproshitter]

Hey! Victim of CSA here! I formally give you permission to ship any problematic ship you guys want! If anyone gives you trouble about shipping drawings together, please feel free to refer to this post :)

(Especially SebaCiel shippers, I love you guys sooooo much)

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shoutout to yana toboso for making every ciel ship proship fr

Sebaciel? Age gap, abusive relationship dynamics

CieLizzy? Incest, "misogynistic" takes (sorry that your fave from the 1800's has views from the 1800's homie :/)

CielSoma? Age gap, problematic depictions

Cielcest? Incest, obvs.

Hell, even Alois x Ciel is a hella abusive dynamic

If you like Black Butler, you are inherently proship, pass it on. You literally cannot ship anything in this show without it being "problematic".

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SeBaStIaN aNd CiEl ArE FatHEr anD Son

If your dad openly lusts to devour your soul and sully your innocence there's a problem bestie, if your dad licks his lips at the thought of you THERE IS A PROBLEM BESTIE.

"father and son" my ass. read the room dumbass, you can't really think shipping a ship that's basically canon is more gross than adding on a familial dynamic to what obviously has sexual undertones.

if the content makes you icky ew uncomfy then DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THAT CONTENT jesus christ