songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
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songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit
“I like khh over American hip hop because all American hip hop talks about is sex, drugs, and money”
/listens to Beenzino/
/listens to Illionaire/
/listens to G Dragon/
/listens to CL/
/listens to Zico/
/listens to Jay Park/
I’ve seen a few fashion posts trying to expand the “Marie Antoinette is not Victorian” rant, but this stuff can get complicated, so here is a semi-comprehensive list so everyone knows exactly when all of these eras were.
Please note that this is very basic and that there are sometimes subcategories (especially in the 17th century, Jacobean, Restoration, etc)
And people wonder WHY I complain about History/Art History periodization. Note how much overlap there is to the above “eras”, and how many exceptions and extensions there are to these categories.
Oh, and by the way…
Tudor:
Elizabethan:
Stuart:
Georgian:
Regency:
Victorian:
Edwardian:
Because you wouldn’t want to be historically inaccurate.
A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the pain transfer to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. However, as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and kick it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point, they decided to try for 50%. The husband continued to feel quite well. Since the pain transfer was obviously helping out the wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were ecstatic. When they got home, the mailman was dead on the porch.
Shit!
OH HELL NAH.
I’m screaming ! Lmao
Ooooooooooooo! Lol
Mm wait… Lol
this will never get old
LMAO
Yall stop 😅😂😅😨
Netizens: OMG I think Taeyang might be dating???!?!?!???
YG: OMG NO WAY RLLY??
YG: /calls TY/ yo r u datin
Taeyang: yup.
YG: k cool
YG: /yells out window/ YEAH HE DATIN
ESPN anchor knows whats up.
Brrrrrrr What happen to dat boy?
Lol😂😂😂😃
What movie is this?
im very resourceful
This is probably my fav thing ever
Me pullin up to steal yo bitch
This is the most climactic thing I’ve witnessed in a long while
They didn't know I speak Chinese too
So I’m a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn’t know I can speak Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people when they come through my line speaking Chinese, and I understand every word their saying. My co workers find it especially hysterical.
Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I asked them (in english) all of the questions about the bags and if they had their rewards cards, all of that fun stuff.
Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband “Tell her not to bruise the bananas” in Chinese, and i didn’t say anything. The wife said “tell the stupid girl to go faster” in mandarin. I smiled at her and pretended like I had no idea what she was saying.
She kept commenting on how my hair was like a boys (I have short hair, its honestly not even that short) and how her grandfather would have gone faster than I was going, all of this in chinese.
and then, she said “make sure she doesn’t forget the water” in chinese, and I replied in English, “I won’t forget the water”
And i watched with enjoyment as a look of sheer terror spread across her face, as she realized I understood everything she had said before. She just stood there with her mouth open and her husband said (in chinese) “This is why you shouldn’t trash talk employees while their standing right in front of you” And i replied (in english) “He’s right”
They paid, the husband apologized, and left. After they walked out the door my manager and co worker and I were laughing so hard, even though being a cashier sucks, it sometimes makes my day a little brighter when something like that happens.
#LANGUAGEGOALS
"Stretchs" what's up people.
Stay pressed tbh. Ariana’s management team (Scooter Braun in particular) is 100% responsible for this problem. Scooter was the one who, on radio tours for Ariana’s first album, constantly referred to Ariana as “a young Mariah.” Ariana’s management team purposely crafted her image after 90’s Mariah (wholesome, demure girl with a big voice). Additionally, it is no coincidence that some of the producers on Ariana’s first album (notably Babyface and Cory Rooney) had worked with Mariah in the 90’s.
And let’s be frank: Ariana covered Emotions as a marketing ploy to draw further comparisons to Mariah. I mean, the thirst was real as fuck. She might as well have screamed, “LOOK AT ME! I AM THE NEXT MARIAH!” from the rooftop of her parents’ Boca Raton McMansion.
Furthermore, what the fuck does Ariana know about R&B? You’re telling me this upper-middle class white theater girl from suburban Florida was SO passionate about R&B music that she up and decided to record 2 R&B albums? No, henny.
Reminder: her first album took 3 years to finish, and in the beginning the album was pure bubblegum pop. It wasn’t until her record label, which was dissatisfied with the album’s direction, hired producers to come in and completely change the sound that it became an R&B record, or as Ariana called it, “Urban 90’s music.” Ugh.
It’s disingenuous, insincere, and borderline insulting. Mariah is a pure artist. She is involved in every facet of her music - writing, producing, arranging, mixing, mastering - from inception to completion. Her Butterfly album is an R&B masterpiece; nobody will ever come close to the lyrical and musical perfection on that album. But Ariana and her handlers tried. They hired some top-notch R&B writers and producers to try to emulate something Mariah would’ve done herself, and they urged Ariana to use a bit more melisma, screech out a couple whistle notes (even if it meant she couldn’t speak for 3 days afterwards), and add a few more breathy trills to her notes.
But, in the end, every human being with a brain knew what she was doing, and, I dunno, it all just seemed a little….
I’ve never read something so raw about this Mariah-Ariana saga as this
to be honest the most unrealistic thing about orphan black is how well skype works
It’s apparently organic shit that mad white people go to (let’s call it what it is, now).
OMG
LMFAOOO OMG
yooooo that missy one yall gotta chill