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Ya lick the left one ya gotta lick the right one too, nigga!

[onemancabaret-deactivated202412]

I left the library at 6am and have no memory of making this video and I don’t understand it but this is why you don’t pull all-nighters kids

[allihavelivedfor]

College kids be like

[captioningresource]

[A man just congratulated me on walking back at 6 am. I am was not getting the D. I was getting fucked by the report I was writing! ]  

[tinaseh]

Sign the Petition

Justice For 1-year-old Katera Jenkins-Barker, who was killed by white adoptive dad

[tinaseh]

Apparently this adoption agency in which Katera Jenkins was adopted through has a history of murdered and missing children

[rodrickheffeley]

big fan of nickelodeon saying spongebob is gay on twitter and turning off replies

[rodrickheffeley]

elaborate on that? no

[rodrickheffeley]

[elwurd]

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

can you imagine if coronavirus happened in like 2013. this site would be like "ALRIGHT LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TODAY YOU ARE GOING TO DO A LEARN ABOUT ~SOCIAL DISTANCING~"

[kiddthemaniac]

LUCKILY FOR *YOU* HANDSOME BASTARDS, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS E X A C T L Y SIX FEET TALL.

SO NEXT TIME YOU’RE CHILLING WITH YOUR MOIRAILS, IMAGINE A BEAUTIFUL BENDYPOO LYING ARSE NEKKID ON THE FLOOR BETWEEN YOU. CAN’T FIT A WHOLE SHERLOCK?

THEN YOU’RE T O O  F U C K I N G C L O S E GOD DAMN IT. 

[neon-nobody]

[skygenders]

“A masterpiece was created in the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone today” video by Kyle Kotajarvi

[skygenders]

[mudmushrooms]

There was one made in Charlotte, NC as well!

My mother helped picking out the colors :)

[whatthebec-deactivated20150323]

[firstdaughter-deactivated202103]

My friends room when they were 18

[dat-is-chill-ghafa]

A collection of headlines about Robert Pattinson’s pasta that equated the proportionate amount of wtf energy to the most chaotic celebrity that has ever existed who I love and adore so much.

[tothearkmoved]

icons of plush frogs

[tempestpaige]

when clothing websites keep emailing me about their “new hot summer fashions”

[gahdamnpunk]

Landlords really don’t be giving a shit. Electric chair. Now.

[catasters]

[weirdness-is-good]

He's just checking his email.

[homosexfag-moved-deactivated202]

[aksldhfgaajdshgaslg-deactivated]

I cant stop reciting this and then laughing so hard I cry

[vrson]

transcript:

I firmly believe all the best stories happen at WalMart self checkout, I was there at 3 in the morning one time buying Froot Loops, and there was a tall, tall country dad there and his little 5 year old daughter.

And when buying my Froot Loops, I dropped them. And I said "fuck. my loops." And I remember, like, in the back hearing, [gruffer, southern accented voice] "Yeah! Dont be afraid to speak!"

[normal voice] And I was like, "What?"

And he was like, [accented voice] "Youre angry, about your cereal. Say it. Say Fuck with your chest!"

[normal voice] And I was like, "...Fuck!" and his little daughter was like [less gruff accented voice] "Yeah my daddy lets me say Bitch!"

[gothgfs]

national holiday

[firstgrave]

[lagonegirl]

The artist 

it’s a powerful project

#MichaelBrown #BlackLivesMatter 

[youthincare]

[ image is photograph of a brick wall with two big posters. the first one is the new york times article with every line blacked out except “officer Darren Wilson fatally shot unarmed black teenager, Michael Brown.” and to the right is a large blow up poster of Michael Brown in a graduation photo. ]

[lagonegirl]

A Teenager With Promise

[pricantaz]

Powerful

[xizor14]

[happifying-things]

[theinfiknight]

Sisyphus on his hill