actually no sorry there's a list here
things people have told me are "tacky" and that I need to get rid of (they have lost many of these arguments because I'm a bitch, others are ongoing)
an umbrella stand by the door with spare umbrellas for parishioners to use
a table by the front door "because people keep putting things on it" (that was. Why that table was there)
the signs that directed people towards the bathrooms
the actual trash can in the bathroom "because surely we don't need one so big" (for the bathroom that services the fellowship hall, which hosts things like the local scout events, so yes we need one that's at least 20 gallon)
apparently it's also tacky if I write down when I changed things like batteries and air fresheners, on a calendar they'll never see unless they go into my office??
another table in another waystation type area because "people keep putting things on it" (even when it's completely clear)
signs we are legally required to post