Rotty

Hey, it’s me, your local edgelord. See ya on the other side.

[apollo-hamada]

I-

I left tumblr a straight woman and I came back a Gender-Fluid gremlin with an unhealthy affinity to men who look like they’re one Monster Energy away from death.

[apollo-hamada]

Aesthetic!! #creepy#cool#emo#edgy#evil#scary#dark#grunge#darkaesthetic#emoaesthetic#weird#spooky#spoopy#blackandwhite https://www.instagram.com/p/CCoVwFwlHk_/?igshid=8rz90zna6ha7

[apollo-hamada]

Aesthetic!! #emo#scene#hardcore#fuckoff#grunge#dark#darkaesthetic#creepy#cool#red#redandblack#redandblackaesthetic https://www.instagram.com/p/CCmjaMJFY19/?igshid=1lmg5sg2zkgge

[apollo-hamada]

Mmm love this Aesthetic!! >~< #dark#edgy#emo#knife#eye#goth#hot#cool#creepy#darkaesthetic#awesome#myaesthetic#spooky#grunge https://www.instagram.com/p/CCmgqXFlBew/?igshid=1vb7kc34bew40

[apollo-hamada]

Aesthetic🖤🖤 >~< #emo#edgy#goth#creepy#hot#cool#dark#darkaesthetic#gothaesthetic#emoaesthetic#grunge#crown https://www.instagram.com/p/CCmfhb6lnBk/?igshid=jdnse7011nxd

[apollo-hamada]

Aesthetic!!!!!! #scull#creepy#edgy#goth#grunge#emo#cool#scary#creepygirl#dress#dark#darkaesthetic https://www.instagram.com/p/CCmfG58lHpp/?igshid=x63fipknl3pg

[apollo-hamada]

Spoopy Shit #spooky#cool#evil#edgy#emo#grunge#monster#beast#scary#dark#weird https://www.instagram.com/p/CCl_UDWFLuI/?igshid=13bjdu9bsqmku

[apollo-hamada]

Aesthetic!! >~< #loveme #art #dark #emo #edgy #scary #grunge #spooky #aesthetic #darkaesthetic #hand #spookyart #photography #darkphotography #darkphotos https://www.instagram.com/p/CChMh_9FcRa/?igshid=v5gtn6m8i2oz

[apollo-hamada]

Spoopy Pancake #lol #emo https://www.instagram.com/p/CCfQey-FggP/?igshid=1ofzmsa278saw

[apollo-hamada]

Aesthetic!! >~< https://www.instagram.com/p/CCfPnmaF78v/?igshid=hkcfe5aubvix

[apollo-hamada]

I honestly hate myself a little for this-

[faezier-moved-deactivated202102]

types of people

honey: glowing smile, painting on random objects, flower print clothes, wants to travel the world, would die for their friends

stardust: clumsy, big sweaters, crazy sweet tooth, always reading a book, a few very close friends, likes to get lost in the woods on purpose

picnic: daydreaming, corduroy overalls, dancing 24/7, homemade jewelry, selfies,  probably has a lot of pets, mysteriously good at singing

poetry: lacy socks, pressed flowers, voice like butter, flowy sundresses, strawberries, shy smiles, collector of small objects

dew: scented candles, contagious laugh, loves halloween, converse shoes, never stops smiling, mismatched clothing

vanilla: dreamy eyes, plants, falls in love fast, rainy mornings, pet names, soft hair, incense, neutral colors

tea: protective mom friend, very fond of cuddling, homemade bread, constantly buying gifts for people, talkative, will hold your hand whenever and wherever

[kingofthecasuals]

I’m just gonna let the world figure this out

[cronagorgon]

what

[thenotsogreatgatsbyy]

mylifebyjake

[psychoticallysweet]

legend milk legend cow legend moo legend skim legend ???

[aovoss-deactivated20190303]

Oh My God

[maddoctormaddie]

Wait for it…

[thicktiffy]

Idgi

[just-keep-swimming-2019-deactiv]

omg

[not-theprincess]

IVE KEPT THIS IN MY LIKES FOR LIKE A YEAR AND I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND WTF THIS MEANs

[phan-you-not]

are u fuCKIN IKIDDINGg me

[wickedlittlechaos]

scottyblake91 what does this mean

[felicia-the-writer-xoxo-deactiv]

What the hell does this mean

[justabsbutler-deactivated202105]

Legendairy

[saintsideways]

Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

[fieldbears]

Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

[saintsideways]

As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry's origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

[door]

[tygermama]

Harry's hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez' side of the family

[crinosg]

Meanwhile Wednesday gets into Hogwarts as well,

*During House assigning*

Professor McGonnagal: Wednesday Addams.

Wednesday *begins to get up*

Sorting hat: Yeah no, no, sit back down kid. You’re Slytheren. I have never been more sure of anything in my existence.

*Later at Slytheren dorm*

Draco: Well look, if it isn’t Potter’s little Mudblood sister, listen up you little...

Wednesday: *Shoots Malfoy a glare which instantly silences him.* You will listen to me and listen carefully. I do not like repeating myself. Harry is off limits. In fact, everyone in Gryffondor is off limits, that goes for the rest of you. If you cause ANY trouble for my adopted brother, you will answer directly to me. Is this understood?

Draco:...Yes mum.

*Later in potions class*

Snape: Potter, you were two seconds late, twenty points from Gryffondor.

Wednesday: *Picks up beaker and smashes it on the floor.* Professor Snape. I have wilfully destroyed school property. I believe that is a twenty point deduction from Slytheren house.

Snape: Did you? Well I didn’t see it so.

Wednesday: *Gets up, walks to the front of the class, looking Snape in the eye the entire time, smashes another beaker on the ground right in front of him.* Twenty. Points. From Slytheren.

Snape:..... Alright then twenty points from Slytheren.

Wednesday: *Returns to seat, still glaring at Snape*

Snape: Now before we get on with classes I have the results of last weeks pop quiz, fairly expected stuff, Mr. Weasley you did adequate, but your penmanship was atrocious which is...

Wednesday *Grabs another beaker and holds it up with a look on her face that says ‘I can keep this up as long as you can old man’*

Snape:....Something you should work on in the future.

*Later*

Draco: Can’t you just expel her professor?

Snape: Well I could in theory, but considering her muggle father keeps somehow sneaking in here I think whether she has permission to be here or not is rather Academic. Besides, I’m not crossing her after what she did to Umbridge.

Draco: *Shudders* Don’t remind me.

[randomslasher]

This is one of those posts I'm going to watch for hopefully in future to see what awesome new additions it gets. Go on Tumblr, be brilliant!

[teethkeeper]

please keep me informed as well

[injuries-in-dust]

I just imagined the third book when they learn Sirius Black is trying to kill Harry, and is his godfather.

Gomez: well that makes him family, we must invite him over.

Harry: but father, everyone says he's trying to kill me.

Gomez: oh, of course, how thoughtless of me. Lurch, put away the swords for guests and sharpen up the good swords we use for special occasions! A relative visiting is one thing, but a murderous relative needs to be celebrated.

Harry: thank you, father.

[im-forever-a-fangirl]

XD and as soon as they find sirius is innocent hed be welcomed into the family with open arms.

Can you imagine the Addams during the fight at the ministry of magic or at hogwarts?

[injuries-in-dust]

Gomez with a sword

Mortitia with man eating plants

Pugsley with explosives

Wednesday just keeps pulling bigger and bigger weapons out of those tiny pockets on her dress. She has a wand but never uses it!

A death eater turns a corner and she's inexplicably there with a cannon!

[koffinrott]

Okay but the Addams Family going off on Dumbledore for all the BS he put Harry through without warning him like he could have. (Because fuck that shit. Destiny/fate my ass.)

[saidebanks]

Just...just all of this... Mortisha: So how was your first year of schooling children? Wensday: *pouting* Harry got to see a 3 headed dog and play with it. Harry: Only a little! Gomez: Oh how fun! Maybe we should look into getting one or 2!

[dianamoonposts-deactivated20240]

All the yes

[duhultimatenerd97-deactivated20]

How am I only just finding this, this is brilliant

[injuries-in-dust]

When they find out Lupin was fired for being a werewolf they offer him a place to stay. Granmama brews his wolfbane potion every month, better than Snape!

And they start calling him "cousin Remus" before the end of the second week.

[gleefully-macabre]

Remus could homeschool Pubert for his early years. Gomez and Morticia would be so relieved to have them away from those awful influences at public school.

Knights slaying helpless dragons, pushing little old ladies into ovens. At least one of their children won’t be traumatized by such things.

[permafusion-stevonnie]

OMG, Wednesday meeting Luna Lovegood!

They would surely end up best friends and go hunting nargles and flying on the thestrals together.

[npc041188]

Can you imagine Wednesday’s reaction to Harry speaking Parsletongue for the first time?

Harry: *Speaks Parseltongue to snake telling it not to attack*

Wednesday, in crowd being physically held back as to not stab Malfoy: “Hmm, this is a new experience”

Luna, slowly letting go of Wednesday who puts her knife away: “what is?”

Wednesday: “Feeling jealous of others”

[injuries-in-dust]

I'm sure she'd already have a little jealousy because of his tragic back story and scar.

[avocadodreamboat-deactivated202]

i think draco would eventually reconcile himself and slowly become wednesday’s friend starting by maybe just handing her stuff in potions class and the two eventually talk and wednesday needs him for a scheme of some sort and idk where i’m going with this

[parselstongue]

Everyone's out here drawing sexy Draco, so when are we going to start drawing sexy Harry?

Asking for a friend

[teruyo]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE TO ME

[teruyo]

i kept my word. here you go: sexy Harry (is he sexy enough on that picture??????)

best parts:

bonus as usual:

i’m not sorry

[drarryruinedme7]

Don't be!!! He's so fucking sexy I need a glass of water :0

[imperfectlyxo]

If you are scrolling through Tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about, or you’re looking for a sign. It is going to be okay. Just breathe. You are alive and you matter. 

[faedreamer-deactivated20180128]

i reblog this everytime i see it because i always need it and figure others do toom

[soft-butch-cassidy]

depression tips™

shower. not a bath, a shower. use water as hot or cold as u like. u dont even need to wash. just get in under the water and let it run over you for a while. sit on the floor if you gotta.

moisturize everything. use whatever lotion u like. unscented? dollar store lotion? fancy ass 48 hour lotion that makes u smell like a field of wildflowers? use whatever you want, and use it all over. 

put on clean, comfortable clothes. 

put on ur favorite underwear. cute black lacy panties? those ridiculous boxers u bought last christmas with candy cane hearts on the butt? put em on.

drink cold water. use ice. if u want, add some mint or lemon for an extra boost.

clean something. doesn’t have to be anything big. organize one drawer of ur desk. wash five dirty dishes. do a load of laundry. scrub the bathroom sink. 

blast music. listen to something upbeat and dancey and loud, something that’s got lots of energy. sing to it, dance to it, even if you suck at both.

make food. don’t just grab a granola bar to munch. take the time and make food. even if it’s ramen. add something special to it, like a hard boiled egg or some veggies. prepare food, it tastes way better, and you’ll feel like you accomplished something. 

make something. write a short story or a poem, draw a picture, color a picture, fold origami, crochet or knit, sculpt something out of clay, anything artistic. even if you don’t think you’re good at it.

go outside. take a walk. sit in the grass. look at the clouds. smell flowers. put your hands in the dirt and feel the soil against your skin.

call someone. call a loved one, a friend, a family member, call a chat service if you have no one else to call. talk to a stranger on the street. have a conversation and listen to someone’s voice. if you can’t, text or email or whatever, just have some social interaction with another person. even if you don’t say much, listen to them.

cuddle your pets if you have them/can cuddle them. take pictures of them. talk to them. tell them how u feel, about your favorite movie, a new game coming out.

[astrologynshit]

Reblog as much as you can

[9unseelie]

Absolutely helpful. I think I’ve done three or four of these things today, makes you feel better.

[so-sorry-mom]

I do a lot of these things to cope, very helpful post.

[rowanstudiesspace-deactivated20]

It’s not often you see depression tips that are actually useful on this hellsite, these are all good though. Also good things to do (depressed or not) if you’re feeling lethargic or can’t focus!