[wickedseahag]

look at this 80s glam naruto extra

[crownkillers]

[toma2]

Hot Korra

[aphrodildo]

[cloaga]

i love that charles dickens got paid by the word. like i cant even be mad when he’s boring and long-winded bc i would do xactly the same??? i wouldnt use contractions or colours at all. want to say the word red? too bad. we r now only using “the colour of freshly-spilled blood on snow; the hue of the horizon when the sun sets over the deserts of sub-saharan Africa” BOOM guess who can afford 2 eat now: me and my boi dickens 

[faewithoutconsequence]

What I love about Alexandre Dumas, in contrast, is he got paid by the line. So it’s not really wordy, it more like 80% dialogue which makes it sound pretty modern but also ends up like-

“Where are we going now?”

“We are going to the city.”

“Which city?”

“Paris.”

“We are going to Paris?”

“Yes.”

[laissezferre]

# can you imagine the kind of extended torture we would have been subject to if victor hugo had been paid by the pun (via vlajean)

[littlealienproducts]

Succulent iPhone 5 Case // $22

[askaceattorney]

Dear Hair Enthusiast,

Try having your friends and family rip away the very foundation of your life’s work through carefully planned betrayal.

-Kristoph Gavin

[apollo-puff-blog]

documentarian: here he is, the weirdest bird in the world

bird: *makes a fucked up noise you didnt know birds could make*

[polygonmari]

[ghibliesque]

“He hates humans.”

[lolexpress]

When a body part falls asleep

[theimaginarythoughts-deactivate]

This is the best gif to depict that feeling

[nevvtheory]

[stopdropandvogue]

An attendee of the Young Fellows Ball at the Frick Collection, sponsored by Lanvin.

[emoticons-translated]

[scarlet-flowers]

Credit: 田吉紺

[crinklyankles]

What link does when there’s nobody around 

[saintsoup]

[iraffiruse]