yikes

bi alien has adventures, likes plants. cis, she/they

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

God I love reddit

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

I hate philosophy

If you think die

[thottavius-rex]

this is a philosophy tho

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[sistertaxon]

fucking shut up i’m trying to complete the ritual

[sistertaxon]

thank you. snakes are gay now

[sirartwork]

help

[archhaven]

[prufrocks-deactivated20170410]

[adimals-deactivated20201112]

Fuck dude you really can’t

[perkwunos]

This is the first ad I’ve seen on here that actually fits tumblr’s demographic

[apooooorva]

[cringeferatu]

every day i eat bread and think about women to stay alive, this is known as maintaining homostasis

[astrodidact]

What. A. Picture.

[orbsdotorg]

Please I am begging you people to stop assuming politicians are good just because they’re not white cishet men please

[beachdeath]

remember the time i pitched a longform piece to buzzfeed and the editor was like, “this sure is an interesting idea, how about you write this entire 12,000-word article on spec and then i’ll take a look at it and see if i like it enough to publish it and pay you for it” and i was like, “no, i want some assurance that you will publish my work and pay me for my labour before i spend several months researching and reporting and writing this piece, that is standard in this industry,” and she never replied to me, and i eventually pitched it to another publication with a fraction of buzzfeed’s budget and got paid literally thousands of dollars. bc i think about that a lot.

[sandbirde]

it’s almost like buzzfeed isn’t real journalism

[beachdeath]

no, buzzfeed is real journalism, buzzfeed’s news team won a pulitzer, it’s just that buzzfeed’s management is made up of grifters and their greed has penetrated every level of the publication! effed up!

[00807x]

[bunkey]

this is my spiderverse spidersona “stupid thick peter” who was bit by a radioactive thot and killed venom by clapping his asscheeks so hard that the soundwave dematerialized him

[marimopet]

let’s also all get employed this year thanks. 20nineteen 20employedteen 🍊🍊🍊 https://www.instagram.com/p/BtD-zR2gROY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dmfeddpbf8av

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

mark fuckerburg

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

slap your balls and die

[fullarmor-thunderbolt]

at this point comedy is a moving target and im just flailing my arms in a vain hope to hit it

[vargamornight]

#you hit it twice man

[thrussy]

[highkeygay]

THIS IS THE WORST THING

[chiefarnook-deactivated20220906]

HATE

[leplastiquedick]

this is why we’re getting deleted

[hyperazraphael]

Oh my god it just keeps going

[geniusoflove]

no i cant FUCKING come into work right now im being goth. idiot.

[yesterdaysprint]

Good Morning by the Daily Mirror, England, April 4, 1944

[sunsoakedsand]

[394627486283962718494]

Me: about to take a sip of toxic coping mechanism juice

Mitski Miyawaki materializing out of thin air in my living room: put it down, honey