My dad says hi
Great! Go and annoy him for a while rather than masquerading as my spawn. Chop, chop. Don't leave him waiting.
Is this not you? (Referencing comments)
Perhaps not my version of me. Jesus, I'm too...tired to explain multiverse collision theory to you, right now.
The amount of embarrassing photos of my dad I have that I can claim are you are astounding, I can make you my bitch don't test me
This includes photos of you kissing Crane
And Tetch
He gags.
I asked for water, not an emetic!
Besides, photos of someone who looks an awful lot like me doing things I don't approve of is no more than a sloppy attempt at blackmail at best. It's more embarrassing for you than for me.
I will never be 'your bitch', got that?
And this is just a tame one
Well, college was a different time, wasn't it?
I BEG YOUR PARDON
I said what I said. But on closer inspection, I don't believe I own those slacks, so that mustn't be me. That said, they are rather dashing and I do like the slight flare. Perhaps I could fashion myself a pair.
this you?
Still no. But I would like to point out that all contact in that photograph seems to be initiated by the bat. I am clearly not comfortable with the way he is touching me. And they call me the criminal.
I don't know where I get half the photos I do
