always the last to know

zo • 30-ish

[innerchildabortionclinic]

ℹ️Useless coworker would like to leave early

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[dmcfadzean]

Annoying.

[emwheezie]

Formation of a black hole

[foxy-alien]

Official brain rot from this book

[annabelle--cane]

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

[scoes]

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

[ymutate]

Je Shen 艺术家, Born in Jiangxi, China, in 1973

[1five1two]

Natural Spring on Mt. Fuji, Japan. Takeshi Kimura.

[icaseybaybee]

[vvnnie]

A blurry evening

[passengerprincipessa]

also sorry i’m so tired of people acting like they can have nothing in common with someone a few years older or younger than them. have you never had coworkers who aren’t your exact age. have you never taken an art class with someone thirty years older than you. have you never had a friend. like did covid fry everyone’s brains this badly

[cowboy]

I had a bagel so naturally I am now immune to pain sickness death etc

[glowcowboy]

don’t worry. it’s easier to love you than you think

[kosmogrl]

did anyone else know that if you keep waiting for the right time you’ll end up waiting forever??

[dreamstars]

[mercifulmother]

– Animorphs: The Reunion, K.A. Applegate