西園寺 日寄子

All eyes are on me! -- Independent Saionji Hiyoko RP blog M!A: (x) Status: Fine.

[aporiatio]

ultimatecrazydiamond

"Can I put butter in your hair?"

"It looks just like a corn cob!'

[aporiatio]

jenosaida-shojo

"So...how come your glasses take up half of your face?"

[aporiatio]

velvetroomofmuses

"Ew, it's that annoying bear again!"

[aporiatio]

dance-leon-dance

"Huh?"

"Why the heck are you wearing dancing clothes? Are you here to put needles in my sandals like everyone else?"

[the-heir-of-corruption]

… I get the feeling you kind of want to hurt me.

[aporiatio]

"Naaaah, I couldn't do that!"

"But I can do this!"

With that, you pinch the other's arm.

[ventriloquisthief]

"Yes, wonderful question. Who are you?"

[aporiatio]

"My name is Saionji and I think you in particular look really, really, gross!"

[etherealian]

"H-Hey, my talent’s not lame— Well, m-maybe a little, compared to d-dancer, but still!"

[aporiatio]

"So what's your talent then?"

"Super High School Level Bug Eyes?"

[aporiatio]

"And who the heck are you perverts?"

[kazukuraxgami-archive-deactivat]

"I’m pretty sure it is as lame as your hair. I din’t know boomerangs were a new hair style.."

[aporiatio]

"Yep! It's really useful for hitting lame people in the face!"

[etherealian]

"H-High school?! You’re kidding, right? Totally w-wasn’t expecting that, if you d-don’t mind my being honest…"

"Classical d-dancer, though…That’s pretty interesting, I suppose. D-Do you get to perform a lot?"

[aporiatio]

"Yep! I'm younger than all of the other Super High School Levels...but they're all big babies with lame talents!"

"I have to perform in front of the little people all the time!"

[kazukuraxgami-archive-deactivat]

"I am no pig. I have manners unlike that impostor.” 

“He is a pig for trying to copy me. A fake.”

[aporiatio]

"So he likes dressing up as you?"

"That's pretty lame...almost as lame as your suit!"

[the-heir-of-corruption]

Leafs are like, the skinniest fucking things ever.

[aporiatio]

"Oooh...I got it!"

"You're a fat squishy bug that goes splat when I swat it!"

[the-heir-of-corruption]

More of a drifter really.

[aporiatio]

"So a drifting fat leaf?"

[etherealian]

"Aren’t you j-just a kid? What’s up with your language? M-My stepmom would have my hide if I spoke l-like that at your age."

[aporiatio]

"A kid? Heh, I'm the Super High School Level Classical Dancer! Super High School Levels can't have kids in them!"

"And no one really cares what kind of words come out of my mouth anyway!"

[hopelesskind]

—oh it seemed she was right.

"Hm, my name’s jake." He smiled at the girl.

[aporiatio]

"Big Bro Jake!" the girl grinned, now knowing her "big brother"'s name. "Thank you for all the candy!"

"That's a really cool name, Big Bro Jake! You can call me Hiyoko!"

[kazukuraxgami-archive-deactivat]

"Oh yeah…that guy again."

[aporiatio]

"So are you a little piggy too?"

"Or are you the piggy's little pig brother?"

[the-heir-of-corruption]

Well I don’t know why I would smell like either of those things. And I’ve just been drifting in the wind really… It’s kinda nice to do that every once in a while.

[aporiatio]

"So are you like a really really fat blue leaf?"