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[worldwar2chainz]

The few days between Christmas and New Year’s Eve are so weird they’re like holiday purgatory

[official-putin]

when i was in 5th grade we were reading books to preschoolers and we were reading the book about gay penguins and we asked if anyone knew anyone that was gay and one girl raised her hand saying that she had two moms and then from the back of the classroom a boy started crying and when we asked why he said it wasn’t fair because he only had one mom and she got two and he wanted two moms also

[listengirlfriends]

When it comes to objectification, this is a great example of why comparing male strip clubs to Hooters is a “false equivalent.”

[jonrkennex-deactivated20140422]

merry christmas to everyone who didn’t get presents today because their family couldn’t afford it and merry christmas to everyone who couldn’t make it home for the holidays and merry christmas to everyone spending it alone i want you all to know that i hope you all have a great great end of the year and i love you all and even if your holidays weren’t how you pictured them i hope you still have a good rest of the holidays and year

[beecauseiamme-deactivated201503]

yes

[app-eal-blog]

mas

[dogapult-deactivated20141111]

today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread

[pardonmewhileipanic]

ok but this seems adorable to me

like kids at lunch

[ruthbadergirsberg]

this is what my coffee shop does with the Subway next door. each large latte equals one 6 inch sandwich. we trade at noon and 7PM

[atomic-selflove]

This is how the world should run

[steadies-deactivated20141011]

1. Do not date a boy who does not care what your favourite song is. The boy who does not care what melodies ignite your heart strings with love and wonder while staring at passing street lights on the last train home, will not care if it’s 2 a.m. and your heart is breaking. 2. Do not let anyone fold you up like last winters tattered scarf and put you away with the others in a neatly labeled box. Even when there’s thunder and the sky is crying, you are your mum’s favourite summer dress. You are to wear yourself like you believe it. 3. We are all stories. Write yours how you want. Make today’s chapter about purposely taking the wrong bus and discovering a tiny blue tea shop, or folding origami paper hearts over and over on your window sill. Just make sure it’s something you’d enjoy reading. 4. I will always try to save you. 5. Someday you will be 19 and lost and heartbroken and you will think about a place you’ve seen on TV or heard or read about in a book or seen a picture of. You will feel your heart drop into your stomach. Go there. For a day, a month, forever, but it’s important that you go. 6. The world is so beautiful. Do not let the slumped over homeless man outside the convenience store or the stories of guns and bombs on the television let you believe otherwise. We are all so lost. All of us. We all show it in different ways. I write bad poems. Others start wars. There is no inherent evil, only good people searching too hard. 7. I love everything about you. 8. Money turns people into liars and emotional ghosts. School grades are an inaccurate representation of you. Measure your life’s worth in how many times you’ve nearly lost your life to laughter, how many books you’ve closed with happy tears in your eyes, people whose lives you’ve brought joy to, marshmallows eaten, or countries visited. 9. Don’t ever let anyone tell you to stop crying. Cry if you want to. It’s okay. You’re allowed. 10. My best friend once told me that the most important decision he had ever made was to love everyone and everything. He’s the only person I’ve ever known to have a viewable aura of light around him. Don’t forget to love this world, to love people. Be light. You are already mine.

10 things I will tell my daughter. (via awkwarddly)

[420doorcinemaclub]

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

[pugdomination]

[froth]

behold the descendants of the mighty wolf

[jetforcegemini]

i love the sense of community in the classroom when you all know you failed the test

[fishingforcolleges]

Someone on the Internet consolidated this list and sent it to me. So so helpful! GOOD LUCK everyone!

Art History Smarthistory: a multimedia web-book about art and art history Course-notes Barrons pdfs Biology AP...

[app-eal-blog]

signal boosting dis 

[app-eal-blog]

sendin' good vibes to all my ap bio/physics babies <3

SPANK DAT TEST U GOT DIS

[leoreturns-deactivated20110811]

[tumboner]

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

[merspers]

This has been in my queue for months.

[mcgooglykins]

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

[thatsoundsprettynice]

YES

[xbstnmnr-deactivated20241116]

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

[kavto-m]

I just realised: THATS WILLIAM SHATNER!

[youmakemesmilewhenyoulaugh]

Omfg ok I literally just came on Tumblr to find this to reblog and it was the first post that loaded on my dash that is weird af ok

[app-eal-blog]

my econ teacher accidentally called a cactus a porcupine plant the other day

[blondegirl-graydog]

can u keep it down i am trying 2 reed

[micdotcom]

15 famous landmarks zoomed out that tell a different story

Follow policymic

[sunflora-seeds]

there’s a copy of the declaration of independence on the bulletin board in my western civ class

today while my teacher was out of the room i stole it and put this up in its place

my teacher laughed and asked who took it but nobody told on me so i got away with it

i did it i stole the declaration of independence

[lexapro20-mg]

[babyminaj]

i love this so much