"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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cherry valley forever
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@whatthefunniest
that is so fucking funny but MEAN
Marriage is about having good sex and committing unspeakable acts of violence for one another
"it's about love" yes and love is tearing a man's heart out of his chest and presenting it to your beloved wife because he dared to disrespect her. And then getting absolutely railed.
girls will sit here blogging when they need to leave in 3 minutes
bug boys
It’s amazing how much we can see ourselves in some of the other ape species and how much they likely see of themselves in us.
CUTE! This young gorilla and his father are very inquisitive, having a look at an insect visitor in their enclosure. The father is Shabani, a western lowland gorilla who is famous for being handsome and talented. He is known for tightrope walking- a skill he was not trained to do and picked up on his own from the ropes provided for the gorillas to swing from, and being a gentle and involved father. His son, who is bug-watching with him here, is Kiyomasa. The family lives at Higashiyama zoo. 🦍💖
Creative Cakes
Italy-based pastry chef Matteo Stucchi creates desserts that not only look delicious, but they also double as fantastical miniature worlds. The 26-year-old’s playful culinary creations feature tiny figurines that are cleverly placed among his cakes to appear as though they’re farming candied land and exploring sugary terrains.
time for me to ruminate on these tweets again.
like why is this the funniest exchange i have ever seen. i love them
if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
how could he NOT fall in love with me though like i am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. i have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it
all part of the plan
via VictoryDanceOfc
theres not a single fucking program id want to run on startup. as soon as i turn on my computer i want quiet silence to stare at my desktop wallpaper for a bit. if anythint else pops up im shooting it on sight
scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase
thanks steam
I think my dark undereye circles are adding to the aesthetic actually.
do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times
Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus
remember when any post with more than like 6 people talking was unreadably smushed except for the last few additions remember when any post of over 500 characters became a link back to op’s blog readmore style remember when video and audio posts had about a 10% chance of working when you click play
As a recent user I love finding out shit like this from older users. What the fuck guys???? Why were you USING IT AT ALL?!??
believe it or not, we liked that more
One True Pairing.