LOOK AT ALL THOSE SCROBBLES

[duskdragonxiii]

Why is pet play always dogs anyway

[duskdragonxiii]

Youre a dirty little goldfish arent you. daddys gonna clean your tank out so good so you have to wait in the sink until im done.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

oh he makes him so happy...

[dear-girl-skeleton]

im listening to some above ground normal shit youve probably heard of

[yandere-angela]

[kiiwii-is-not-okay]

"time heals all wounds" WRONG! time is ripping into me with a cheese grater

[yellow-cat]

i could be your pet rock. id be very good at it

[yellow-cat]

ive had some time to think and honestly i dont think id be a very good pet rock. i dont know what i was thinking. theres too much anger in me

[innerchildabortionclinic]

the libertarian fantasy of safety regulations existing due to sadistic enjoyment of government officials oppressing the innocent small business is kind of hilarious the more you think about it. I hope there is actually a guy out there who just fucking LOVES recalling unsafe food in a sicko sort of way. i'd respect him.

[robertfagden]

at some point The Character stops being a character and starts being a close personal friend

[fernicenty]

older study for a bear illustration 🤎

[narcissistcookbook]

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

[hewoweens]

u can be boiling alive in your mind for months and then on a random tuesday ur head gets so clear and life is worth living again and you're like damn what was all that about then

[timberwind]

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

[cannibalchicken]

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[red-faced-wolf-deactivated20251]

Me after eating a 20oz steak, a loaded baked potato, a piece of bread, and a mixed drink on an empty stomach and then someone says “wanna get some ice cream?

[the-big-mood]

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[ruinedchildhood]

"The Lucario artist did it again"

[cryoverkiltmilk]

[ruinedchildhood]