that's what she said

Hi, I'm Ash. This is a blog of shit that I like and shit that makes me laugh. Cheers! 43 and 🩷💜💙

[kyotoprotocols]

[passengerprincipessa]

i’m so tired of being told that what female fans want in men’s sports is more fashion and champagne and over the top displays of wealth and wag content when really what women want is, like, a sport where the managers and players and marketers and male fans aren’t raging misogynists

[crap-userrname16]

[mizuthe-cat]

I wish I had this hat

[henk-heijmans]

Mother and children making their way through a back alley, Liverpool slums, England, 1962 - Mirrorpix

[metmuseum]

Shawl. 1860–69. Credit line: Brooklyn Museum Costume Collection at The Metropolitan Museum of Art, Gift of the Brooklyn Museum, 2009; Gift of Randolph H. Nexsen, 1944 https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/157930

[thevaultoftheatomicspaceage]

Carousell bench designed by Elsie Crawford 1970s

[ladythatsmyskull]

As Seen In Dead Malls Everywhere

[frayed-wind]

[questions-within-questions]

I really wonder what the demographic outcome would be of trans people involuntarily getting "the body you'd have if practicality wasn't a concern" like what percentage of the resulting bodies would be obviously nonhuman?

[tparadox]

As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams she found herself transformed in her bed into a cyborg werewolf with dragonfly wings.

[emmonarts]

The Way You're Made, 2025 Analog collage

[kristycatz]

Business shrimp having business shrimp meeting

[knittingnoodle]

Very important meeting going on here

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: This time it's lion cubs dance (cr 冰彬兵)

[mythologyofblue]

“Passion has little to do with euphoria and everything to do with patience. It is not about feeling good. It is about endurance. Like patience, passion comes from the same Latin root: pati. It does not mean to flow with exuberance. It means to suffer.”

-Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves

[romulusthewolf]

god smut is so hard to write.

first you gotta do the build up and then the actual fucking and the fucking is pretty easy but you never know how long the fucking should last, and eventually you're like "okay I'm tired of this" so the characters cum, but you're not done yet because you can't just end it at "he fucking nutted everywhere" you gotta keep going, and the characters have to chat a little or cry or think about how horrible they are or something and then you kinda don't know when to end that either so now you're 2k words in and you might have put too much self hatred and not enough sucking dick. so you wrap it up, and think well it's done now.

or sometimes you have it all perfect in your mind and you knock the whole thing out in 2 to 3 hours.

[petrichor102]

This is the most beautiful take on it I've ever seen 🤣

[t00thpasteface]

patron request for struggling single mom loki 🐎🐍🐺💀

[requiem-on-water]

Nastia Petruk

[hotvampireadjacent]

Doing some research into ‘praise kink’

[hotvampireadjacent]

Findings suggest maybe I am a good boy

[trb752]

Bloom High School was built 1931 in South Suburban Chicago, Illinois, USA