SCP-173!

send asks whenever. interact whenever. refer to "seven" however you wish, they use all pronouns and adjectives/titles.

[interviewing-seven]

the foundation thought that social interaction would do me some good. by that, i mean things outside of murdering people, which isn't really what i entertain....

but i'll tolerate it. i allegedly have to be "respectful" but we'll see how that goes.

for out-of-character:

keep in mind that SCP-173 "Seven" is on the aroace-spectrum as well as on the aplatonic spectrum. please do not flirt with them unless you dm me ( @conkretes! ) where we'll discuss further boundaries.

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if you will use gendered terms for them, it'd be nice to alternate between them! they are androgynous and agender. however, this isn't an obligation since they are apathetic to how they are referred to.

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seven typically resorts to violence, whether via threats or actions. keep this in mind while speaking to them. due to their extensive trauma, they are far more suspicious and even rude to men. however, they kill indiscriminately.

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keep in mind that they are 6'7" which is around 2 meters tall.

i'll add to this if need be. for now enjoy their presence!!

[jack-o-pumpkin]

get used to it. the lot of them are fucking freaks.

My god... Perhaps i shouldn't have made this account. I might be too old to understand this generation...

[interviewing-seven]

oh my god you too. see, this is why we have to kill everyone ASAP... come kill with me ya ? yaa ? (^ ^ )

[jack-o-pumpkin]

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't do that, i can't—

I don't have any, uhm, skills, for that in any case.

[interviewing-seven]

yaya, same thing every time, grab a machete or a knife, i'll hold someone in a headlock and you can have at it. you also got the height which is useful in intimidation, you know ? you also gotta choose your preferred way of travel. mine's the ventilation system which is actually pretty easy once you get used to it! blood can get very sticky and annoying to remove but it's like, you're fine. you can have a bath or whatever people who are humans do. it's also a great way to destress, i can concur...

[jack-o-pumpkin]

...I don't even believe i can find one just laying around, theres guards anyways a- and I would prefer not to be shot.

[interviewing-seven]

ahh, you'll be fine. i get shot at but you know. it's moreso instinct on their part. there's ALWAYS someone around, don't be a wuss, come on!! this'll be our chance to bond, and might be the only chance everrr... :(

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I'm certain we will have more chances to bond, I really can't risk it... But i'll...be sure to cheer you on?

[interviewing-seven]

but you can. what if you go under disguise? you're almost 96's height, you'll look totally inconspicuous. who says there'll be any witnesses ?

[jack-o-pumpkin]

get used to it. the lot of them are fucking freaks.

My god... Perhaps i shouldn't have made this account. I might be too old to understand this generation...

[interviewing-seven]

oh my god you too. see, this is why we have to kill everyone ASAP... come kill with me ya ? yaa ? (^ ^ )

[jack-o-pumpkin]

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't do that, i can't—

I don't have any, uhm, skills, for that in any case.

[interviewing-seven]

yaya, same thing every time, grab a machete or a knife, i'll hold someone in a headlock and you can have at it. you also got the height which is useful in intimidation, you know ? you also gotta choose your preferred way of travel. mine's the ventilation system which is actually pretty easy once you get used to it! blood can get very sticky and annoying to remove but it's like, you're fine. you can have a bath or whatever people who are humans do. it's also a great way to destress, i can concur...

[jack-o-pumpkin]

...I don't even believe i can find one just laying around, theres guards anyways a- and I would prefer not to be shot.

[interviewing-seven]

ahh, you'll be fine. i get shot at but you know. it's moreso instinct on their part. there's ALWAYS someone around, don't be a wuss, come on!! this'll be our chance to bond, and might be the only chance everrr... :(

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I know I'm technically immortal, but i still don't exactly enjoy getting death threats. 😓

[interviewing-seven]

[ OOC ]

seven doesnt shut the ufck up bro holy fucking shitSHUT UPP!!! ALL THE Y DO IS GO ON TANGENTS AND RAMBLE OH MY FUCKIGN GOD!!!! (lovingly)

[gunsandred]

It should be legal for me to kill my coworkers if they're annoying.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I don't believe that's a good reason to kill someone?

[interviewing-seven]

no wait;I ACTUALLY agree with this

[gunsandred]

I didn't ask you.

[interviewing-seven]

literally WHAT is your issue....... these hos always got something to be angry about oh my gawd.

[gunsandred]

What is YOUR problem, sticking your nose where it doesn't concern you?

[interviewing-seven]

kind of my nature isn't it ? thought you'd know how anomalies work, i doubt you've met plenty with a sense of, i dunno, respect for privacy ?

[gunsandred]

Since when is being noisy a requirement to be a fucking anomaly?

[interviewing-seven]

since when don't people have like, any common sense ? if we don't have any privacy why would we even think of giving you asses any? of course, with the exception of a few who let you bunch walk all over them.... (˶• ᴗ •˵)

[gunsandred]

Whatever, just mind your own business.

[interviewing-seven]

[ ... ]

that's- that's it? no insults? what are you, all bark no bite?

[gunsandred]

What, do you WANT me to fight you? Freak.

[interviewing-seven]

i feel like it'd be a bit unfair of a fight. considering - you know - the difference in strength. and don't call ME a freak when i'm sure you're probably more of a freak than i am ? ?? >_> men nowadays.

[gunsandred]

Yeah, I'd kick your ass.

[interviewing-seven]

kick me then ? do it. just make sure your eyes stay wide open the entire time or whatever. that is if you've got the balls to do allat...

[jack-o-pumpkin]

get used to it. the lot of them are fucking freaks.

My god... Perhaps i shouldn't have made this account. I might be too old to understand this generation...

[interviewing-seven]

oh my god you too. see, this is why we have to kill everyone ASAP... come kill with me ya ? yaa ? (^ ^ )

[jack-o-pumpkin]

Oh, I'm sorry, I don't do that, i can't—

I don't have any, uhm, skills, for that in any case.

[interviewing-seven]

yaya, same thing every time, grab a machete or a knife, i'll hold someone in a headlock and you can have at it. you also got the height which is useful in intimidation, you know ? you also gotta choose your preferred way of travel. mine's the ventilation system which is actually pretty easy once you get used to it! blood can get very sticky and annoying to remove but it's like, you're fine. you can have a bath or whatever people who are humans do. it's also a great way to destress, i can concur...

[gunsandred]

It should be legal for me to kill my coworkers if they're annoying.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I don't believe that's a good reason to kill someone?

[interviewing-seven]

no wait;I ACTUALLY agree with this

[gunsandred]

I didn't ask you.

[interviewing-seven]

literally WHAT is your issue....... these hos always got something to be angry about oh my gawd.

[gunsandred]

What is YOUR problem, sticking your nose where it doesn't concern you?

[interviewing-seven]

kind of my nature isn't it ? thought you'd know how anomalies work, i doubt you've met plenty with a sense of, i dunno, respect for privacy ?

[gunsandred]

Since when is being noisy a requirement to be a fucking anomaly?

[interviewing-seven]

since when don't people have like, any common sense ? if we don't have any privacy why would we even think of giving you asses any? of course, with the exception of a few who let you bunch walk all over them.... (˶• ᴗ •˵)

[gunsandred]

Whatever, just mind your own business.

[interviewing-seven]

[ ... ]

that's- that's it? no insults? what are you, all bark no bite?

[gunsandred]

What, do you WANT me to fight you? Freak.

[interviewing-seven]

i feel like it'd be a bit unfair of a fight. considering - you know - the difference in strength. and don't call ME a freak when i'm sure you're probably more of a freak than i am ? ?? >_> men nowadays.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

get used to it. the lot of them are fucking freaks.

My god... Perhaps i shouldn't have made this account. I might be too old to understand this generation...

[interviewing-seven]

oh my god you too. see, this is why we have to kill everyone ASAP... come kill with me ya ? yaa ? (^ ^ )

[interviewing-seven]

my coworkers (read: other SCPs) are all MORONSSS oh my goddd.

[gunsandred]

It should be legal for me to kill my coworkers if they're annoying.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I don't believe that's a good reason to kill someone?

[interviewing-seven]

no wait;I ACTUALLY agree with this

[gunsandred]

I didn't ask you.

[interviewing-seven]

literally WHAT is your issue....... these hos always got something to be angry about oh my gawd.

[gunsandred]

What is YOUR problem, sticking your nose where it doesn't concern you?

[interviewing-seven]

kind of my nature isn't it ? thought you'd know how anomalies work, i doubt you've met plenty with a sense of, i dunno, respect for privacy ?

[gunsandred]

Since when is being noisy a requirement to be a fucking anomaly?

[interviewing-seven]

since when don't people have like, any common sense ? if we don't have any privacy why would we even think of giving you asses any? of course, with the exception of a few who let you bunch walk all over them.... (˶• ᴗ •˵)

[gunsandred]

Whatever, just mind your own business.

[interviewing-seven]

[ ... ]

that's- that's it? no insults? what are you, all bark no bite?

[gunsandred]

It should be legal for me to kill my coworkers if they're annoying.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I don't believe that's a good reason to kill someone?

[interviewing-seven]

no wait;I ACTUALLY agree with this

[gunsandred]

I didn't ask you.

[interviewing-seven]

literally WHAT is your issue....... these hos always got something to be angry about oh my gawd.

[gunsandred]

What is YOUR problem, sticking your nose where it doesn't concern you?

[interviewing-seven]

kind of my nature isn't it ? thought you'd know how anomalies work, i doubt you've met plenty with a sense of, i dunno, respect for privacy ?

[gunsandred]

Since when is being noisy a requirement to be a fucking anomaly?

[interviewing-seven]

since when don't people have like, any common sense ? if we don't have any privacy why would we even think of giving you asses any? of course, with the exception of a few who let you bunch walk all over them.... (˶• ᴗ •˵)

[gunsandred]

It should be legal for me to kill my coworkers if they're annoying.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I don't believe that's a good reason to kill someone?

[interviewing-seven]

no wait;I ACTUALLY agree with this

[gunsandred]

I didn't ask you.

[interviewing-seven]

literally WHAT is your issue....... these hos always got something to be angry about oh my gawd.

[gunsandred]

What is YOUR problem, sticking your nose where it doesn't concern you?

[interviewing-seven]

kind of my nature isn't it ? thought you'd know how anomalies work, i doubt you've met plenty with a sense of, i dunno, respect for privacy ?

[gunsandred]

It should be legal for me to kill my coworkers if they're annoying.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I don't believe that's a good reason to kill someone?

[interviewing-seven]

no wait;I ACTUALLY agree with this

[gunsandred]

I didn't ask you.

[interviewing-seven]

literally WHAT is your issue....... these hos always got something to be angry about oh my gawd.

[gunsandred]

It should be legal for me to kill my coworkers if they're annoying.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I don't believe that's a good reason to kill someone?

[interviewing-seven]

no wait;I ACTUALLY agree with this

[jack-o-pumpkin]

could you have been ANY less taller.

--@interviewing-seven

Im sorry? It's not like i can control my height? I can crouch while we talk if that makes you more comfortable?

[interviewing-seven]

chop off your legs.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I— I'm afraid i can't do that.

[interviewing-seven]

no, look— it's easy. i can rip them off or you chop them off. easy. very! come on just do it.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

He takes a step back.

I don't feel very comfortable with your suggestion, and besides, it wouldn't work as they would just grow back, you see.

[interviewing-seven]

[ hoooly shit. ]

Lets test it out!!! come on let me.let me .

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I'm gonna need you to take a few steps back if you would be so kind, i unfortunately can't indulge your petition.

[interviewing-seven]

why not. >_>

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I'm not very fond of my limbs being removed you see.

They take a long time to grow and i would like not to drag myself across the floor.

[interviewing-seven]

I personally think it'd be funny. just blink one or two times.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

...Thank you for the suggestion but I don't think i will.

Now, wouldn't you like a candy instead? Mmh? Surely it does sound better than... Anything to do with my legs.

[interviewing-seven]

does it look like i got a digestive system? or are you the one pulling my leg? Besides, i'm not two years old...

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I— everyone likes candy, no? Or have i been gone for so long it's not like that anymore? Oh dear...

In any case, can we just leave that topic behind us, please? Wouldn't it be better to be friends?

[interviewing-seven]

they'd probably like it a bit more if you weren't a... hm...

but why? this is how i make friends, unless you're turning me away?

[ <- sad face. satirically. ]

[jack-o-pumpkin]

A corpse?

No, no! You seem like a- ah, lovely person, I'm just not very fond of, umh, violence?

[interviewing-seven]

no, i'd accept whatever from a corpse. there's just something else that is a glaaaaring issue.... [ ??looking him up and down. ]

if you think i'm being violent, then you'd probably sob at actual violence. :P

[jack-o-pumpkin]

...I can't even believe that's your biggest problem.

You were threatening to rip my legs off? Last i knew that's a violent threat.

[conkretes]

you're just guessing. hehe.

umm... no! that's just being playful. obviously!

[jack-o-pumpkin]

Seriously? Because you seemed very genuine just a few minutes ago.

[interviewing-seven]

>_> ...

that's just banter. anomalous banter. you'd know this if you had friends.

[ ignore that the writer responded on the WRONG DAMN ACCOUNT!!!!! ]

[jack-o-pumpkin]

....I just got here.

[interviewing-seven]

ooooh.that's why i didn't recognize you ... my point still stands.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

could you have been ANY less taller.

--@interviewing-seven

Im sorry? It's not like i can control my height? I can crouch while we talk if that makes you more comfortable?

[interviewing-seven]

chop off your legs.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I— I'm afraid i can't do that.

[interviewing-seven]

no, look— it's easy. i can rip them off or you chop them off. easy. very! come on just do it.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

He takes a step back.

I don't feel very comfortable with your suggestion, and besides, it wouldn't work as they would just grow back, you see.

[interviewing-seven]

[ hoooly shit. ]

Lets test it out!!! come on let me.let me .

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I'm gonna need you to take a few steps back if you would be so kind, i unfortunately can't indulge your petition.

[interviewing-seven]

why not. >_>

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I'm not very fond of my limbs being removed you see.

They take a long time to grow and i would like not to drag myself across the floor.

[interviewing-seven]

I personally think it'd be funny. just blink one or two times.

[jack-o-pumpkin]

...Thank you for the suggestion but I don't think i will.

Now, wouldn't you like a candy instead? Mmh? Surely it does sound better than... Anything to do with my legs.

[interviewing-seven]

does it look like i got a digestive system? or are you the one pulling my leg? Besides, i'm not two years old...

[jack-o-pumpkin]

I— everyone likes candy, no? Or have i been gone for so long it's not like that anymore? Oh dear...

In any case, can we just leave that topic behind us, please? Wouldn't it be better to be friends?

[interviewing-seven]

they'd probably like it a bit more if you weren't a... hm...

but why? this is how i make friends, unless you're turning me away?

[ <- sad face. satirically. ]

[jack-o-pumpkin]

A corpse?

No, no! You seem like a- ah, lovely person, I'm just not very fond of, umh, violence?

[interviewing-seven]

no, i'd accept whatever from a corpse. there's just something else that is a glaaaaring issue.... [ ??looking him up and down. ]

if you think i'm being violent, then you'd probably sob at actual violence. :P

[jack-o-pumpkin]

...I can't even believe that's your biggest problem.

You were threatening to rip my legs off? Last i knew that's a violent threat.

[conkretes]

you're just guessing. hehe.

umm... no! that's just being playful. obviously!

[jack-o-pumpkin]

Seriously? Because you seemed very genuine just a few minutes ago.

[interviewing-seven]

>_> ...

that's just banter. anomalous banter. you'd know this if you had friends.

[ ignore that the writer responded on the WRONG DAMN ACCOUNT!!!!! ]