its like fucking christmas up in here

soup | 27 | dont bother following this blog I have rabies (normal)

[appleofjuice]

new pinned that doubles as my standing advertisement that I’m looking for a new rp partner to bonk blorbos with and put them in various scenarios like vrooming hot wheels in the race track

discord preferred, but at this point I’ll make threads via messenger pigeon just to get a response from somebody who isn’t Me

[prokopetz]

A fun thing about fiction with large casts of characters is that sometimes you'll have a Spicy Bananas moment where every single character has an identical yet wildly atypical experience of some very mundane thing, and slowly you realise that the author isn't Making A Point, they just think that's normal.

[notsomeoneyouknow]

[fruutbaag]

[corpse-toy]

all things considered i'm doing quite well for a living corpse

[writing-prompt-s]

You sacrificed chirros to the blood god, Little did you expect to hear him from his domain shout "FINALLY, SOMETHING OTHER THAN BLOOD!!!"

[shigayokagayama]

confession arc but mob let teru dress him to the date

[shigayokagayama]

reigen: this whole time… ive continued to use you… the truth is… i dont know anything about psychic powers

shigeo:

[feralshiteater]

100% Rizz

[aristocrating]

its 2026 i cannot handle any more fucking "author A obviously ripped off author B" discourse by people Who Have Only Seen the work of author B and admit themselves that they have no further knowledge of the literary landscape they are moving in. like.

[cosmicretreat]

The return of Shameless Fled Cruz

[lavender-linens]

To all the people in the tags joking about Rafael Edward Cruz being the most accurate severe weather alert system in Texas, the news has you covered!

[appleofjuice]

IT WAS MID 60S THIS TIME YESTERDAY AND THEY EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE 6 INCHES OF SNOW IS COMING???? BEGONE, HEINOUS CREATION

[thotsuggestion]

taking care of yourself really is a full-time job 

[appleofjuice]

IDK WHAT SNOW LOOKS LIKE IM FREAKING OUT !!!!!

[appleofjuice]

I REALLY WISH THIS WINTER STORM THING WAS NOT HAPPENING!!!!!

[ph-cutie]

abusing tumblr image limits to put together my emergency disco propaganda kit. for future reference or something

[appleofjuice]

the leasing office gave me a brown paper bag of rock salt to go sprinkle in my spot of the parking lot like we’re not all about to be iced in with 10 inches of sleet for the next week

[appleofjuice]

mannn I live in the south and haven’t seen snow in years. They cancel school for 2 weeks if you so much as throw a bag of ice on the main road in January. Idk what this winter storm shit is about to do but everyone here is hoarding bread and milk like the end times are coming

[appleofjuice]

omg I’m so embarrassed I was waiting forever (ok more like a couple days) for my rp classified ad to get published and just when I thought it had been eaten by the tumblr askbox system, it finally goes through— while I take a couple of days offline to binge read some books 😭😭😭

I’m back now!! And definitely getting around to my messages now, sorry if you’ve been left waiting 3: it might take a moment to get to everyone but believe me I’m so thrilled and relieved to have any responses at all 🥺🥹

[un-monstre]

Hate it when TikTok farm cosplayers and cottagecore types say stuff like "I'm not going to use modern equipment because my grandmothers could make do without it." Ma'am, your great grandma had eleven children. She would have killed for a slow cooker and a stick blender.

[un-monstre]

I’ve noticed a sort of implicit belief that people used to do things the hard way in the past because they were tougher or something. In reality, labor-saving devices have historically been adopted by the populace as soon as they were economically feasible. No one stood in front of a smoky fire or a boiling pot of lye soap for hours because they were virtuous, they did it because it was the only way to survive.

[jimmythejiver]

Taking these screenshots from Facebook because they make you log in and won't let you copy and paste:

[stonelionhearts]

sometimes i wonder if we have forgotten that sharing creative work is, fundamentally, a bid for human connection. like I'm not posting art or fic for 'engagement' i'm posting it looking for other sickos to play with! i'd be making it anyway for my own gratification because there's something wrong with me, i'm sharing it hoping we can have something wrong with us together <3