APPLESAUCE🍎

Whaddup fellas

[applesauce1739]

Intro post

Sup, I’m applesauce1739. (1739 is the year applesauce was invented apparently)

My favorite bands are KMFDM, Nine Inch Nails, Ministry, Streetlight Manifesto, Alice In Chains, and Children Of Bodom.

I like Band of Brothers, Terminator 2, Mafia, Mafia II, Eddsworld, Postal, Postal 2, SML, TF2, Shaun of the Dead, and although I haven’t been super into them as of late: Ride the Cyclone, and Newsies (movie and broadway).

Super big into history.

That’s all, if you like any of these things feel free to interact.

[zombergerx]

Big fan of whatever the hell this trope is called

[milk-bongs]

fascinated by this kind of character

[foggywaffles]

anyone else see that tomska tweet lmao

[cbartonscoffee]

lore drop game!

got tagged by @elegantdeerbaran some time ago but i thought i was too basic for it, got tagged again yesterday by @darthdisasterous and now i feel i've got no choice lol

which one explains the most?

left handed

friends often think im neurodivergent

at 12 i hit a moving car when crossing the street and broke both my legs

got cancelled on twitter in 2022

facilitated my own mugging. so awkward about it the guys gave me back my things

Voting ended onJul 5

npt @fictionalsimp09 @g1nob1 @can-we-focus @ciri-is-sapphic-72 @obvious-captain-rogers @robbysmotorcycle @theghostofclintbarton @heyfruitcake @icemav86

[fictionalsimp09]

okay, this was pretty hard lol

what explains the most?

british (specifically english)

oldest "daughter"

spoke with my dad on the phone once a week for ~a year when my parents separated

my fav subject at school was maths and participated in many maths comps

everyone thinks i have autism

Voting ended onJul 5

npt @mushroom-enby @spitefulwizard @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m @poladroid @ravenwordsx + anyone else

[ravenwordsx]

which explains the most :3

heart problem* (read below)

at 13 i regularly dmed a 26 y/o guy on discord who also tried to voice call me

i'm a poet

at 10 quora was my main social media for some reason

i didnt know music other than celine dion & baby shark existed until ~9 y/o

the only things i watched during covid were gacha life & my story animated

oldest daughter syndrome

obsessed with harry potter from ages 8-12

unrestricted internet access as a kid

Voting ended onJul 6

*: when i was a baby the doctors told me i had a hole in my heart and 1-2 years ago i had a surgery for it but halfway through they realized i didn't actually have it because they just assumed i had a heart problem except the only real proof pointing to that was how my ecg looks a bit weird for no reason so then i had to come to terms with the fact that i never had anything wrong with me at all

...i see now that i had a lot of interesting character development as a tween

npt @yourlocalchronicdaydreamer @kiraandhervibes @tsukiyostarr @keyboardsmas-hujvjllnhz @drowningbyloverslane @mik0is0bored @equippedtolove @moonandstarshangoutinbars @northwxrds @professor-geen-berries @arson-mushroom @marauding-almond @7975348473 @dramatic1nlyf @souperache @joyconehead @penaeus-monodon

[marauding-almond]

that heart problem sounds insane and a complicated to live through raven

anyways

what explains the most

undiagnosed autism

french

oldest daughter (to lowkey abusive parents)

moved across 6 school by the age of 11

hip + knee problems

7 suicide attempts

painter + poet + musician

i got bullied at school and spent my lunches alone doing my homework for fun

Voting ended onJun 30

tags!

@thekamikazepigeon @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @kiraandhervibes @drpeppercreamsodaa @snoopyinrainbows

[snoopyinrainbows]

what explains the most?

my 3 runaway attempts as a young child

eating disorder in 8th grade

i'm a poet

i almost fell thru the attic floor when I was 8

used to eat paint when I was younger

got autism diagnosis in 3rd grade but wasn't told till 5th grade

used to ship drarry (now it's jegulus)

girlsgogames was my favorite website during covid

Voting ended onJun 30

@stardust-daydreamss @actually-wren @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant @hardyharhar0 @aash-the-fucking-question-mark @vinylfawn @esarity11 @maliciouslittlewhiteboy hopefully i didn't forget anyone this time !!

[stardust-daydreamss]

to my moots/followers!!!

what explains the most about me............

was very religious in elementary. had rosaries/verses of the bible memorized

used to full on rip/bite pieces of my skin off whenever someone got mad at me

know shakespeare passages by heart but cant remember a single password

only had my dads playlists for road trips, so pretty much grew up on 50s rock

been hyperfixated on joan of arc for almost 10 years

wake up in the morning to sun bleached flies by ethel cain. no happiness today

Voting ended onJun 30

tags: @esarity11, @cybrbat, @dessasink, @ziggyzoomer, @iluvstrawberriessomuch, @janiecakes13, @pandorastarr, @whimsywheeelah, @willes-stolensweater, @vivaciousmessypixie, @em0tionallymotionsick

[whimsywheeelah]

ooh wait this is fun

what explains the most about me???

in first grade i punched another kids tooth out (ACCIDENT)

didn’t know str8 ppl existed till age 4 bc i had only gone to lesbian weddings

marching band nerd 🫪

american football FANATIC. i’m on my way to a stadium as we SPEAK

i have the worst enamel ever. in elementary school i had like 7 cavities

how to train your dragon is my favorite movie of all time

Voting ended onJun 30

tags: @greycoloredhounds @withdevovotion @ziggyzoomer @byleriskillingme @miwinthealps @clleradin

[byleriskillingme]

OMGOMGOMG this is hilarious I love this

what explains the most about me?

grew up (and still live in) in deep south usa

had a LONG and extensive Harry potter phase

got canceled on stan twt like 4 times (dont ask...)

AuDHD

chronically ill

eldest daughter/sister

Voting ended onJul 1

@berrycold @dessasink @electricalwiseheart @lycheeeejelly @moonywheeler

[lycheeeejelly]

Omg this is fun thank you for the tag

Also @byleriskillingme we have a lot in common lmaooo

What explains the most about me?

Colorguard/band kid and yearbook editor in highschool

Hardcore dsmp stan in 2020/2021 lol

ADHD + OCD

Convinced myself I had a brain tumor in middle school but I was just v depressed

Oldest daughter

Grew up in/live in Deep South usa

Fairly restricted internet access as a kid w a bsf with no restrictions

Feel off a zipline as a kid and now have horrible back problems

Voting ended onJul 1

🏷️ @cleradin7 @starshapedana @byersworlds @smallstarrybox @landofeternalsummer @banishedcleric +open

[cleradin7]

what explains the most abt me

grew up in a conservative family (still live with them)

went through a depressive episode while i spent a year away from my friends

studied in a private school (and still do)

dog allergie (i'm also a bit traumatized by dogs)

gave up on therapy after a whole year bc i hated my therapist

oldest daughter

several friends distanced themselves from me and my bsf bc we were 'too weird'

sanrio/hello kitty obsessed

Voting ended onJul 7

wow, that's a lot stuff abt me lol, this was fun!

tags: @el7the7wise @figzzst4r @who-me-never14 @byleronewheat @yoursleepdemon

[yoursleepdemon]

hmmm

what explains the most about me

im on steriods

i almost got kindapped as a young child and didnt tell anyone

i have a HORRBLIE immune system and get sick SO often

im on 13 diffrent medications

im allergic to EVERYTHIING

everyone ik thinks im autistic

i wasnt allowed youtube till i was 12

Voting ended onJul 1

uhh im kinda boring so

@funkopop547 @b4dm00nr1s1ng @crepemew @zombiegrains @jazzering @chewing-on-lead @1nfinitesource @m1dnightdancer @twilight-does-stuff @froggie-is-currently-breathing @pewe7777 @holliewoodnot @whylee-wheeler @mj-rulesdaw0rld @nicointhecloset @ellietalkswaytoomuch @sourcarmellia @sootstar22 + anyone else

[chewing-on-lead]

what explains about me

i HATE airplanes

am not allowed to be on social media including youtube

severe generalized anxiety disorder

left handed

watched brooklyn 99 over six times

been asked "are you a boy or girl" constantly since age 7

LOVE fiction podcasts

Voting ended onJul 1

@kiwistarrrzz @starry-eyed-stag @not-new-jeans @amazingdylan @ang3l-ocean @sickkvalentine @pepsicanzonthefloor +openn :3

[not-new-jeans]

thanks for the tag!!!

explanations for my behaviour

I went to religious preschool (i did not believe in their god)

I live in Japan

"She's so mature for her age"

Voting ended onJul 1

no pressure tags!

@lyraisnotonfire @einarisnotonfire @starless--city @amazingdylan @do-not-be-lasagne @garlicbreadmustdie +open tags!!

[do-not-be-lasagne]

Thanks for the tag!

explanations for my behaviour

possible undiagnosed autism

I was that kid who read every book in the classroom library

I did extra math for years

I tried to read Anna Karenina when I was 8

Voting ended onJul 3

No pressure tags:

@sapphiccanadian @pixelguy47 @days-of-lenore @eml @einarisnotonfire @sky3rme + open tags!

[einarisnotonfire]

Thx for the tag

why am i like this

i went to a school with only 70 students

i live in sweden

i touch grass daily

i was raised by a chicken and her goat husband

i have a dpd

Voting ended onJul 1

Npt: @lyraisnotonfire @kirapractorrrr @m4gp13bl33d5 @mioisnotonfire @pepsicanzonthefloor

[pepsicanzonthefloor]

hmm this is hard

i live in a small town

there was a period of time when i wouldn't talk to anyone

one time i accidentally cut a little bit off my friend's hair

constantly told that i will "come in handy when i have a husband"

saw too much when i was a kid

Voting ended onJul 1

NPT: @garlicbreadmustdie @worshipyousatanic-panic @hardnpples @impendingdoom9 @drumsolo77 AND UHH ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO JOIN

[drumsolo77]

what explains the most about me?

oldest child

band kid

ive had high grades most my life so lots is expected of me

toxic friendships from a young age

raised in a state where i was SURROUNDED by mormons (i am not religious)

not diagnosed but something isn’t right

Voting ended onJul 3

@jakegyllenhaalsteeth @fatboyboobsfan @freakyolivelady @getchahorse @clancykaay @rabller @kuemori and anyone else AAA!!

[kuemori]

HI!!! these r so stupidly fun.

which!

theater kid since the ripe ass age of 6

hispanic who cant speak spanish at all

would go into the woods after school and chill there for 3 hours (i stilldothis)

4.0 gpa with a mother who graduated top of her class as an english/anthro major

youngest&oldest child depending on the parent/sibling im w/

have been insanely autistic about bandom&creepypastas since 2016/17

Voting ended onJul 1

@cannibalisticvoyeurism @comehearthemusicplay @r1diculouslyodd @xo-evsi @hayleyw1lliams @cheezwhizgirl & any1 else:)

[stars4roryy]

joining in cus this looks fun

what explains the most about me

moved from a very diverse capital city to a catholic town when I was 13

i was in 2 competitive climbing groups before my legs+ stopped working

insane starkid obsession as a tween

mcyttwt.

missionary parents

diehard twelveclara shipper

Voting ended onJul 1

tagging @starless--city @illmadekn1ght @thelightbulbman @luckyprocrastinator + anyone!

[starless--city]

oooh this is fun

explains the most about me?

never lived in a country for more than 6 years

got outed in middle school by the first person I ever came out to

gacha life phase during lockdown

my cousins accidentally threw me at a concrete wall when I was 6

eldest daughter

Voting ended onJul 2

tagging: @human-n0-l0ng3r @astralduck08 @w-1-ldw-1-tch @deadwo0d @because-i-do-it-all-the-time + open tags

[deadwo0d]

ty for tagging !!

what explains the most about me?

can't ride a bike

played ~ten musical instruments for various amounts of time

yearslong perpetual urge to cough that hurts to act upon

i never believed in santa claus

school i stayed at for the longest was a private one

went to an advanced weekend maths program for a few years. and i skipped a grade

Voting ended onJul 8

tags {no pressure!}: @harrowharr0w @sincerely-sammi @splongebobby and anybody else can join

[harrowharr0w]

prev the cough one one hundred percent…

what explains

top 1 most unathletic person in the world

turn really evil in hot weather

play piano

oldest child

knocked a kids tooth out with a jumprope (HIS FAULT)

~youngest in grade

Voting ended onJul 4

tags @fatherfigurefusion @certified3nakin @freddy-owo + anyone else who wants to!!

[fatherfigurefusion]

Thanks for the tagging, Liu!

What explains the most about me?

Graduated from (online) high school and attended college two years early

The only books I'd read as a kid were non-fiction books and joke books

Raised Muslim my whole life, was ridiculously celibate throughout my teen years

My main way of making friends in middle school was giving them birthday drawings

Almost nobody can initially pronounce my real first or last name

Has used the same laptop, ever since I was a middle schooler

Voting ended onJul 5

Tagging the following: @mythgirlimagines @peckforlovingheck @jiducks-semitoness @rachelcommitscrimes @elithebi @lordcryosrealmoftrash @wolfshystuff @starlightscarsyt @biggestlen @applesauce1739 @mystiqmemory @chikainowingbeat @harrowharr0w @runawaysfromthepride @utsukurou @deersgutss @star3synth @finsettoland @lostmotivation2draw @stargazemystique @frankensteinsayo @rickypottsirl @our-six-saints @blueshinyjellyfish

[applesauce1739]

Alright, hey there

What explains the most bout me

My dad was angry and as a result I was dropped onto the floor as a newborn

I’ve made two best friends over Postal

As a kid I thought everybody was my friend when they all highkey hated me

I licked glue sticks in 3rd grade

I bit glue sticks in 8th grade cause people didn’t believe me about 3rd grade

I was shoved into a religious school for being queer, did not help

I’ll completely isolate myself to research history

Voting ended onJul 9

@infinite-dragon-loop @bedheadreblogs @kaeruutv @morrowsmotto @jadesgz140 @andapairofnastyskivvies

[vee-goggles]

[yipbr]

rly quick doodles of monique omg

[wiiwarechronicles]

fold him up like a camping chair

[not-new-jeans]

inventory check!!

my signature items (for this summer):

lolipop (coke/soda flavor)

suspiciously mint looking drugs i shovel into my mouth

pink fucking ray gun

reblog w your signature items if ya want <3 and tag ur beloveds to see whats in their bigass pockets!!!

no pressure tags: @lyraisnotonfire @einarisnotonfire @amazingdylan @chewing-on-lead @starless--city @pepsicanzonthefloor @elliotmustd1e @do-not-be-lasagne +open tags! come one come all!!!

[do-not-be-lasagne]

ty for the tags!

my inventory:

a silver chain with a ring on it

a messenger bag covered in pins

a purple eyeliner pen

no pressure tags:

@pixelguy47 @sky3rme @eml-21 @days-of-lenore @sapphiccanadian @dragaghostthroughthefog @soupy-soul0 + open tags!

[days-of-lenore]

thanks for the tag!

summer inventory check:

hair tie (lives on my wrist) (given to me by my chem lab partner that one time we had a lab and i forgot one) (children have lice so i expect to be using it a lot)

cunt-serving cargo pants

a billion playlists each curated for a specific vibe and created from my extremely limited music taste

walkie talkie (also for summer camp job lol)

impeccable vibes and spirit 💯

open tags!

[the-bug-carnival]

ooh! my inventory:

1-4 black hair ties (usually 2)

polar ice gum (important!!)

very very tiny blue hairbrush

mushroom wallet

so much jewelry i jangle

@homophobiastar @transphobiaclown @kaeruutv @thelongferret @aethehallow @yourlocalavian @jellyfishizhere @ghostie-blu @neatomosqui2 @art3rnis

+ open tags!!!

[thelongferret]

avery, what’s in your inventory?

- hotguyified sunglasses 💯

- pocket sized watercolor pallet, sticky notes, and pen

- can tab wallet chain and various trinkets that jingle jingle to announce my presence

- two nickels

- FISH SHIRT

- my charm and good looks 🔥

@neatomosqui2 @aresteal @kaeruutv @homophobiastar @transphobiaclown @ghostie-blu

[kaeruutv]

yeah alr d3rlord lemme check whats in my inventory!

- leather wallet with totoro charm on it

- crochet sprout hairclip

- 3 mechanical pencils and a case of lead

- at least one keychain clipped to my belt loops

- tiny pocket size graph paper notebook

- And probably a bunch of white cat hair all over my clothes

@homophobiastar @noelgrubershungryhombremeal @neatomosqui2 @corvidbonez @fledgeheart @cl0setc0splayerjellie @transphobiaclown @canis-major-collective @cerubiaid @marleydoesinfactmoo @insanitydog25 @notcookiecrumbs @clearmytrack @theboybehindtheflowerspng @yourlocalavian @ghostie-blu @callofwinter @applesauce1739

[applesauce1739]

Alright thanks

- Pictures of my homeboy

- My bass

- Pick from my now deceased uncle, used to play my bass

- A hat that I wear backwards

- A pen occasionally

Some bullshit

@infinite-dragon-loop @bedheadreblogs @fatherfigurefusion @tchtra @buttsauced can’t think of many people right now

[xxxcasanova]

Shitty

[applesauce1739]

Here’s a fandom I ain’t been that involved in for a while

Fuckin love Yandere Simulator

Hate Yandev though

[tolipe-doodles]

Are you still taking requests? If so, could you please draw some Osoro x Oka?

[kotik-peter]

I can finally show you my drawing for Postal cards!!!

[rotting-in-red]

Rb game

Explain your favourite piece of media in the SHORTEST way possible

Eg: danganrompa

Highschool Killing game which homosexuals and (mostly) horrible representation

Tags

@confessionsofarottensena @silvertrail-forgotten @plague-crane @the-impeccable-rin @l1ttl3-b0r3d-b4by @dig1tal-devil @urlocalenigma @red-bean-bread @redthemarten @dokjas-lostselfpreservation

[jingleeljester]

ill do my curent fixation- jjba part 5

sort of-jesus joins mafia to kill scene garbage and stop drugs

@chickenburger99 @bugybrainz @222beetle @draconictoast @gas-station-baby @freakazoid1777 @lobimster @princesspurrgatory @fernpearl45 +whoever

[222beetle]

undertale :3

human falls in weird magic mountain to form relationships with monsters

@ditzybug @confettiwhiskers @v0m1tsp1t +too tired, bring all the deer, all the deer join

[v0m1tsp1t]

part 4 of jojos

its a crazy noisy bizarre town

@sparkym00n @yagaw-opica @vivalamal @mela1738 @mr-prince03

[vivalamal]

honestly i cant barely decide😭 but if i have to choose..

Ever after high!

Disney Descendants if it wouldnt suck & actually get fairytales right 😋

@sssubhuman, @reanicyy, @0dolly-darling0 & everyone else who sees this!🫶🏾

[0dolly-darling0]

Easy :)

SBR

Gay cowboys run around America finding Jesus.

@izzybear59 @biggestqiblifan @obiwankesophie go on!! <3

[izzybear59]

Uhhhh… oh!

Assassination classroom:

High school students tasked with killing yellow tentacle monster teacher!!!

@biggestqiblifan 🥺🥺🥺 please join us my brotoloni!!!!

[biggestqiblifan]

Gay x-files on steroids, following the Anti-Christ and his plus one as everyone they love dies and they seek to unend the world by ending the world.

(The Magnus Archives)

@cherries-of-wrath @sophi-aah @the-eclipse-is-in-me @demigoddumbass @bitchyfestivalbouquet @tired-shipper @inferno-the-skywing @kindred-spirit-93 @thylocalbard @moonelight @mellonfriend @youngjusticerulez @an1d10t @fukurouonthesea @shenanigan42 @amoebaporn @currently-dying-of-boredom @do-not-u-dare @rainbowkessem @purple-dinosaur27 @permetutotheworld @that-one-introvert-theater-kid @rachelsblue-hairbrush and ofc- anyone who wants to!!

[rachelsblue-hairbrush]

Trans dude sees dead people talks about slicing open people every other page. Eventually...

@kaitcreates @middlemists-red @skyebird0 @i41y4 @oddpossumcreature @the-grassy-hill

[middlemists-red]

which one is that one lol

Uhhhhhhh ok!

Time travel without consent and a LOT of VERY HEAVILY IMPLIED (like so heavily it may as well be canon) yuri and yaoi.

Reverse: 1999. Obviously. :P

@cosgos @kamskiblue (yes kam you're part of this now, enjoy)

[kamskiblue]

oh hey red lmao

Uhhhhhhh

Disney x final fantasy rated m fanfiction rendered in unreal engine and written by madmen

(Kingdom hearts)

@rainbowviper005 @neatomosqui2 I volunteer yall o7

[neatomosqui2]

Boom shakalaka baby’s first reblog game💥💥

guy gets swag powers and sadness from spider bite, finds out there’s even more people who got swag powers and sadness from spider bites but different ✨

(ITSV/ATSV)

shablammm

@thelongferret @kaeruutv

[kaeruutv]

OUH YEAH RB GAME!!!

6 kids are brutally killed and have singing competition, one lives

(aka RTC)

@the-bug-carnival @thelongferret @homophobiastar @noelgrubershungryhombremeal @corvidbonez @fledgeheart @cl0setc0splayerjellie @transphobiaclown @canis-major-collective @cerubiaid @marleydoesinfactmoo @insanitydog25 @notcookiecrumbs @clearmytrack @theboybehindtheflowerspng @yourlocalavian @ghostie-blu @callofwinter @applesauce1739

[applesauce1739]

Guy lives in a shitty fucking town in a shitty fucking trailer and a wife who hates him and forces him to run errands throughout the week which always ends up with some crazy side task. Everybody is armed.

@infinite-dragon-loop @bedheadreblogs @fatherfigurefusion @tchtra @morrowsmotto

[tearlnmyheart-deactivated201812]

Twenty One Pilots first tweets

[recoverr-a-deactivated20210530]

you deserve people who listen to you ramble. you deserve people who love it when you’re excited, when you’re happy. you deserve people who check up on you and wish to see you well, people who not only accept you for who you are - but rejoice in it. 

[novaiswithering]

been binging a lot of kevin spencer lately I love this funky little dude