I may be cringe, but I am FREE

I dunno man I just work here

[applethesamoyed]

Just letting my followers and mutuals know I changed up my name and pfp. Formerly natty-kit-katty, now applethesamoyed.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[mousegirlheart]

EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

[weirdwerewolf-deactivated-deact]

controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination

[ouhhoh]

idk if anyone has tried to draw this yet but here is my proposal

[mapsofnonexistentplaces]

[hellallamerican]

kinda hard to believe that less than a month ago there was an assassination attempt on donald trump and it had absolutely no sticking power. i couldnt even tell you the date it happened.

[peoplegettingreallymadatghosts]

[naamahdarling]

Gold in the notes.

[guerrillatech]

I wonder how the custody hearing went

[lux-the-shadowbanned-dweeb-deac]

[byjove]

resteraunts will call themselves gastropubs and eateries so they don’t have to spell restarunt

[iwilleatyourenglish]

there’s a guy on instagram who has a really cute dog that, unfortunately, won’t stop eating human shit when they walk trails.

he’s taken him to the vet. he’s tried training. he’s done it all. nothing works: the dog just loves to eat shit.

the only solution has been to muzzle the dog, but then the owner realized it made people wary of aggression, so he made him an explanatory vest

[iwilleatyourenglish]

unfortunately, if sense were leather, a lot of people wouldn’t be able to saddle a bug, so folks are accusing him of being abusive or medically negligent or fucking something

[iwilleatyourenglish]

it is with a heavy heart that i must inform you that people do, indeed, just shit next to trails or dump their portables there. it sucks.

[ayalaatreides]

The dog is funny but I am primarily reblogging for "if sense were leather, a lot of people wouldn’t be able to saddle a bug".

[memewhore]

[quasi-normalcy]

"And you, SUH! Are you waiting to receive my LIMP PENIS!?"

[paladitos]

in my mind youtube isn’t a social media because i don’t talk to anyone on there. that’s just where video is :)

[stop-entropy-lie-down]

If the world WAS made of pudding:

free food for everyone yay

pudding based religion

land animals never evolve :(

world has gone mouldy by now, bad smell world

pudding volcano!! 🤯

[cannibalchicken]

[coughloop]

just got back from the grocery store and realized i forgot to kill everyone

[coughloop]

of everyone?

[unclefather]

[inthefallofasparrow]

'was the grink there?' energy

[ianswerstuff]

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet

[inthefallofasparrow]

[oneheadtoanother]