hey, ask me stuff and I will answer

favorite food is dinosaur fossil

[seanofbeankeep]

Imagine getting expelled from school for being an atheist and years later that school builds a monument to you but of your dead drowned corpse with your dick out.

They do it all classy though but still

[lesbianbloodritual]

okay (equips the spear)

[thememedaddy]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[walmart-the-official]

LOVE THIS!!!

[lizluvscupcakes]

Moon Day’s coming up, lads!

[wavebirddash]

Happy Moon Day, everyone!

[jugularimugi]

IT'S MOON DAY MONDAY LADS

[thesaltofcarthage]

Moon shot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sleep should be refreshing and if it isn’t you should look into that tbh

[what-even-is-thiss]

“They should invent a sleep that makes you feel like you’ve slept”

Yeah it’s called sleep. Go to the doctor.

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[lakevida]

it doesnt make sense that a penis would get bigger if yoiu jerk it off youre literally compressing it. go crumple a can rn and tell me its bigger im not buying this narrative

[pinene]

Okay So .. This is What Casual Misandry Looks Like Everybody

[lakevida]

im trying to go pro if anyone has any tips

[helllnotes]

Ask me to walk on fucking water Malborn

[queernuck]

as the french say, merci goku

[redstonedust]

im glad that my extended family seem to be vaguely aware that im nonbinary but it makes christmas funny because most of my aunts have a very simply formula of "the girls get perfume and the boys get cologne" . and they seem to have realised they cant really do that for me, but havent come up with a consistent genderless solution yet. so each year is a delightful surprise. plain unbranded soap. those gloves with touch screen fingerpads. one year i got TWO different puzzle books. its a fascinating look into the minds of cis people and i appreciate it so much.

[redstonedust]

basically how i imagine the thought process. and honestly theyre not wrong.

[thesaltofcarthage]

they could shop at @blackphoenixalchemylab and get you all sorts of awesome scent-related stuff.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

why was I so full of hate and malice 17 hours ago

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I think I just hate the phrase golden retriever boyfriend

[arielluva]

"OR WOMEN IN GENERAL"???? HELLO

[sailatina3]

Reblog to bully people who don't like female characters or women in general off the internet.

[kayla-denker]

We all clearly need to be bullying them more because they sure are everywhere

[comfybutter]

Mommy's going to take you out of the freezer and leave you in a room temperature environment, ok? Awww you're already dripping condensation... There's a puddle gathering at your base, my leaky little condensation slut.

[maidthings]

can you put that on a coaster

[comfybutter]

No. I want her to see all her little circle stains on the table...

[maidthings]

okay thats cute and all but this table was my grandmother's so i would really appreciate it if you could stop and actually consider other peoples belongings for 2 fucking seconds

[comfybutter]

But both Mommy and my little condensation slut gave our condensent so like I feel like I shouldn't have to ask for yours... I guess I could get like a new table or whatever but it's just not the same if it isn't mahogany.

[maidthings]

okay red what the fuck do you mean "condesent"

[dogpuppy]

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[3000s]

hes awesome

[3000s]

i love squard

[3000s]

hes funny i live you sqaurd

[goldensunset]

‘this could be us’ and it’s an image of one person

[inthefallofasparrow]

Posted in May 2025, two months before the general release of "Together", a horror movie with this exact premise.