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in case you ever wanted to know what mambo number 5 sounds like with all the instruments (including the drums) replaced with bike horns

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it sounds like the song is going to kill you and it’s perfect

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i smiled through the whole thing because i just don’t understand what would compell someone to do this but thanks

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i cannojt bretahe

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Boss fight music for when you face the elder god of clowns, Barnum'n'Baali

#excellent #music #kinda #mambo no. 5

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Leaving this for myself if not others because someday I want to be able to grow my own food

#gardening #growing #reference

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this is a boss fight but i don't know which one the boss is

#tumblrlin around #funny tag

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Meiji Jingu shrine in Tokyo’s Harajuku neighborhood after closing time on snowy evening in January 2022. The color changes in the trees are caused by a giant advertising screen nearby.

#Japan #snow #aesthetic

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#I hate searching for recipes online #they all look like this #cooking #ads

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The Long Journey II Germany-based photographer Kevin Krautgartner has been fascinated for years by the inconspicuous, often unpaved or only rarely used roads and tracks in some of the most remote places in the world. Roads through lava fields, dried up salt lakes or even wetlands. Roads that only interfere with nature to a limited extent and allow a co-existence of landscape and movement path. Due to the very versatile soil and the mostly immediate surrounding nature, the aerial perspective shows how we have created paths through all kinds of vegetation.

#very cool #nature #photography

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i fucking choked

#lotr #art

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screaming

#good stuff #happy tag #bagels

kirianthedivorce

Absolutely losing it at this Reddit post

And the update

She buttered Jorts

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The outrage summed in a perfect Tweet:

#what in the #cats #Reddit #best post #funny tag

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I recently found out why my mom would never sleep around me when I was a kid. Like she’d never let herself take naps or sleep if I was awake, ever. Or if she did, she would lock her bedroom door. So when I was 6, I was asleep in my bed in the middle of the night when I hear a loud bang, like a pot being dropped and come out to the living room to see my mom standing by the window, with just a huge pile of spaghetti all over the sill, and a pot on the ground, and I ’m like “Are you gonna eat all that?” And ya’ll she get’s BIG MAD and yells at me and chases me to my room but then a little while later a bunch of cops show up and ask me a bunch of random ass questions about my art? Like this one cop lady keeps asking me to draw dragons for her?! And they seem mad as hell

I didn’t want to get arrested so I just never asked my mom for spaghettis after that. Lesson, learned. Don’t ask mom for spaghettis or she’ll call the damn police on you.

So I have this memory in my head, and it goes unquestioned until I say it outload for the first time a few months back and as soon as I say the words “When I was six, my mom called the cops on me for asking for spaghettis” My adult logic slams into place and is like “Hang on. Your mother definatly did not call the police on a 6 year old for asking for spaghetti.”

So obviously that’s not what really went down. I call up my mom to tell her how I remember it and on top of her figuring out why her kid has always been really cagey around spaghettis for the last 3 decades she tells me what really happened.

So on that night, a man tried to break into our house through the front window. It was just my mom, and her kids so she did what she felt she had too and shot him in the head. He’d been wearing a helmet, which landed on the floor under the window.

Now I just want ya’ll to put yourselves in my moms shoes for a minute here. This woman has just taken a human life. The trauma of that- the instant agony, the panic, the guilt, the fear- all of it hitting her at once, her only solace the knowledge that her children are safe. She protected her daughters. No matter the cost to her soul- her children are safe.

Then she looks up and sees her six year old staring at the inside of this mans head before saying “Are you gonna eat all that?”