[mvgl]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[fallingtowers]

I have a real problem fighting down the impulse to just reach down into the frying pan and flip whatever it is I’m frying over with my bare hands. Like I’ll be fiddling around down there with some fucking spatula or whatever and some part of me will be like “you can just reach down if you’re quick and precise enough. It’ll be fine don’t worry”

[fallingtowers]

Human brain: i’m not putting my hands in the fucking frying pan

Monkey brain: fingers nimble…………. dextrous

[mycaptaintazer]

I’ve never identified with something more than this

[matchagirl]

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

[1857-m-deactivated20150228]

I haven’t met all of me yet.

[f-uukk]

What a lovely and terrifying thought all at the same time

[poetic]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

MESSAGE

[dripping-adorableness]

Whoo shit

[modernday-siren]

ooo bitch!

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

a person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff . however , a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like ,still got lakes? yes ? okay cool

[elodieunderglass]

“How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.”

― Dorothy L. Sayers, Gaudy Night (1935)

[chatdomestique]

Reblogging again because I thought they changed the quote so I decided to look up the actual quote and it’s not fake that is very much the actual quote

[ruinedchildhood]

[captainheroism]

[thenatsdorf]

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[prairieblooms-deactivated201804]

this is lazlo, he’s got the snuffles and is really mad that nobody is patting him. he meowed his lil voice hoarse.

[rabbivole]

oh my god this poor weird cat

[demivirius]

You’d be mad too if you sounded like Owen Wilson saying “wow”

[team-mapleleaf]

On February 11, a single athlete from Russia will take on the entire Canadian Women’s hockey team.

[fukkce]

you can tell when a person knows their worth, they move differently

[catsbeaversandducks]

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“Did you call me??”

Video by bellcat

[arifranzz]

SOUND ON SOUND ON WHEN HES SLEEPING MY HEART

[flowury]

mmaaaaAaah

[marveladdicts]

#actual footage from the DEADPOOL 2 trailer

[shareaquote]

Heartbreak is an odd experience. At 7am you wish you could snooze your alarm and hide from the sunlight. At 10 you feel unstoppable and like maybe today is the day the heartbreak will ease. At 1pm you’re crying at your desk silently, hoping no one will notice and at 2 you’re running to the bathroom because you feel nauseous. At 3 you feel like you can manage. At 5 you’re exhausted from your heart leading you on this emotional roller coaster and your brain unsuccessfully trying to take back control. Come 8 o’clock and you’re squeezing your pillow, howling out to the moon wishing you could feel anything, anything but this.

m.s  (via shareaquote)