Today is The Day™

Bee, they/them, 27 every puzzle has an answer going to lunar valleys in my mind

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[what-even-is-thiss]

don’t ask me why but I’m thinking of a version of Rapunzel with extremely curly hair that extends like a slinky or something

yeah I know that’s not how physics work but I’m thinking about it anyways

[drawingden]

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[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[apprenticenumbertwo]

I love being nonbinary end of post

[i-am-a-fish]

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[pingo1387]

if i was in charge of Ghost Trick the only thing i would change is to add one single moment where if you visit the special prison at a time when you're not required to go there, you see Bailey and the other guard making out sloppy-style. sissel has no commentary on this, the guards don't say anything, and it's never seen or brought up from that point onward.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

After school care pulled me aside about my child dropping an f-bomb “without remorse” and I put on my concerned face and nodded a bunch.

Apparently he was building something with a younger kid “who really looks up to him and is just starting to make friends” and said “Hey, you’re really fucking good at this.” which is, in my estimation, really a parenting victory.

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

I absolutely failed at doing this:

[ericaofanderson]

Softly.

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[beemovieerotica]

[ozempicofficial]

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[maidthings]

i really like how the milkman exists as an entirely fossilized character who now serves no purpose other than to fuck people's wives for the punchline

[apprenticenumbertwo]

and also to bring joy to players in the game mafia

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"